Paradoxe, The Great
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“Cause the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.” Granny, thank you for saving me from that burning house, thank you for adopting me and saving my life. Through being homeless, through rehab and all the other struggling, thanks for loving me. This ones for us.
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My cousin the worst rapper I ever heard but I stream his shit from multiple devices on silent a lot so he can get some cheese
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This mf medium rare.
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This the type of shit I want my taxes to pay for. Not funding genocide.
120 full time river warriors cleaning 200 rivers on a daily basis in Indonesia on a mission to stop plastic from going into the ocean
[📹 sungaiwatch]
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Imagine going back in time and showing the Germans this footage.
Germany welcomes Dennis Schröder after winning their first-ever FIBA Basketball World Cup Title 🙌🇩🇪
(via magentasport/IG)
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Don’t ever have anymore ideas.
So I had this idea for hamburgers in the shape of hotdogs.
I didn’t think it all the way through, clearly.
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You need to be single, TODAY
My boyfriend sleeps with his phone charging in his pocket. 😭💔
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Nigga which one is it?
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They about to shoot you out of a cannon.
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They actually need to do both.
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It’s gone be a shortage of feet by 2030.
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When niggas actually like you they’ll pull a planet down like thanos if they have to just to make your day.
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A football player with a black wife? RT for goodluck.
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Starbucks employee: what y’all doing here?
“I’m just waiting for a friend.”
Starbucks employee:
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She had time for a husband, not a boyfriend. What’s not clicking?
a girl in august said she doesn’t have time for a boyfriend is now engaged in december; don’t ever think anything in this life is real
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Mannnnnnnnnnnnn Black people. Please come to tech. There are plenty of non-coding tech jobs and tech jobs that most of us already have experience in, we just gotta segue industries.
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Happy black history month! You know I had to bring This gem back.
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My uncle bringing out the grill and turning the fire hydrant on for the kiddos in the summer.
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When you walk into class on syllabus day and the slide says “chapter 1: lecture 1.”
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You gone get the version of me that you deserve.
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When you hit them with that reassurance they don’t.
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Update: I’m probably the only one streaming his shit. 😭
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Thought these was roaches
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Quote this tweet with a funny meme or video that makes you laugh when you’re sad.
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Niggas can’t do this in Atlanta.
@getemhigher
Ain’t no way u gone fix ya mouth to tell me Detroit got better weed than Atlanta bruh STOP! 😂
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When I miss my parlay by one leg
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You finna see sounds.
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If you gone spin them spin them, thanks if you do, if you don’t I fasho understand why but don’t be a dickhead. I’m muting this now.
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“The doctor gone say Kobe when he throwing your feet in the garbage.”
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Alot of y’all really wanted the link. Here y’all go. 😂😂 it’s also on Spotify & YouTube.
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“On some chill shit.” Is really taking me out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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LMAOOO
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My goal is to take more pictures of myself even though I’m still kinda self conscious about my burn scars.
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This anti-black.
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“Indict me, please.”
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I been laughing at y’all funny videos and memes all day. I really needed this. Laughter really is the best medicine 🤣
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I accepted a job offer today. I’ll be legally making the most money I ever made in my life. I get to relocate on the company’s dime & it’s gonna look great on my resume. I’m excited but I’m anxious.
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Never knew it was this easy, thanks Dej Loaf.
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Nigga was on Jimmy Fallon with outstanding warrants. Detroit is a hilarious place.
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Me showing my girl how the restaurant fucked my order up so she can send it back.
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You bout to clap a nigga or clap cheeks?
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Dj Khaled: im a king, I don’t don’t go down.
Me, a peasant:
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The PowerPuff Girls used to beat the shit out of Mojojo and these used to go off at the end.
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Free him.
Using smuggled phones & accomplices, Arthur Cofield stole millions from billionaires to pull off the largest heist from inside a U.S. prison—where he's been for 15 yrs
He even bought a $4.5M home in Buckhead & filled it with thousands of bottles of Moët
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Aye listen. I ain’t letting y’all slander Samwell Tarly. He ain’t much of a fighter but he cured niggas, figured out John was a Targaryen, saw the first white walkers, and showed niggas where the dragonglass was. Kill that noise.
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I’ve made a grave mistake.
Edible ain’t hit for shit. I’m bout to eat another one.
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You going way too slow nigga you gone cause an accident.
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Thinking bout this Strip club plate. Detroit really goated
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I see where this tweet is going, so ima just say respect black women, all black lives matter, and stop killing trans folx.
Also check out my photography & follow me on Insta:
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I listen to Detroit music at 7am. Be terrified
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Another resource. Please utilize them!
Thank you.
Anyone who wants to know about UX/UI, what kind of roles they are, things people do in etc - feel free to ask, I'm happy to help and share resources etc 😊
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Soon as people say “stop bringing race into everything.” I know what type of people they are. Everything on this planet has to do with race, ethnicity, class, and gender.
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See where this is going. Listen to, Love, and protect Black women & Black Trans Folx.
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Jeezy: man that shit was 20–
Gucci: 15 years nigga
Jeezy: however long ago it was that shit was a long time ago. We was young. We done with that
Gucci:
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Day 2 of owning a drone & im Crying cause she really amazed & I love it. 😂☠️ 7am and she was saying “we should go to fly your drone at the park today”
I put my drone together and my granny telling our neighbors I’m an engineer.
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“We should take bikini bottom and PUSH IT somewhere else.”
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In 2020 I’ll be 25. I was told I wouldn’t live that long. I’m pushing forward, little by little and will continue to do so. This year I realized how powerful I am. I believe in me. I am loved. I am worthy. I am deserving.
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Bro I’m at work with my mans chopping it up at my desk, right. This shorty tryna throw this nigga the box.
He told me “I need to clean my car.”
Shorty chimed in and said “I LOVE CLEANING CARS.”
Bro said” Really? You’re weird.”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Some shit that ain’t got nun to do w/ us.
Meagan Good getting a divorce, Steph and Ayesha in an alleged open marriage, wtf is going on
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@ulovesbrix3
I mean, true but you don’t know what she had going on lol. They two people in two different places but he made sure she felt his presence. Don’t overthink it.
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All 7% on Twitter. That’s crazy
Only 7% of American households earn $250,000 or more, per CNBC.
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$10K is a lot of money. It’s always people who don’t even have it like that with the terrible class analysis.
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When somebody asked Sada Baby was his Knuckes Tattoo a “female Sonic the Hedgehog.” Gonna always be hilarious.
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Happy 77th birthday to the woman who saved me from a burning house and adopted me. This woman is literally an angel walking this earth. Thanks for always being there for me. I love you grandma, you’re the best grandma ever. 💛
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Nothing to promote. Just here to let y’all know that y’all niggas is broke and I can’t relate.
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Nobody:
Niggas who was in Midnight Golf Program:
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Detroit people ain’t scared of gunshots they just say this and guess what type of gun it is. 😂😭😭😭😭
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Cause that’s where they supposed to be. People be having these dogs in 90 degree weather
Huskies refusing to come inside from the cold is my new fav thing
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Summer walker: Damn I miss my altar
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That’s the account holders problem.
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Not a house in sight. Believable
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Make sure y’all bookmark this and hit the quotes when you need a laugh. Thanks to everyone who added something!
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Uber can’t pay their drivers a living wage or give them benefits but can pay Beyonce $6m while the execs make millions in bonuses....
Do y’all understand how fucking INSANE this is! Jesus CHRIST man. The power.
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Ain’t nobody ever in Life said “damn having and raising a baby easy af.”
Having a baby is far from a joke, that shit is HARD. People without kids think it’s a damn walk in the park
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