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@iAmMrCarson
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I hate 4 way stops cuz everybody stupid.
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@iAmMrCarson
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3 years
Look at Christina Columbus over here.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
7 months
Outside of the SA allegations, we saw him beat Cassie in 1080p. Idk how you can defend that.
@TheAfrocentricI
Queer Latifah 🥂
7 months
Just when so many of us thought Quincy felt differently. All of this is all so disappointing.
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@iAmMrCarson
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8 years
When it don’t even matter that you ain’t do shit cuz she gon ask “why would you put yourself in that situation anyway??”
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@iAmMrCarson
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11 months
I’m tired of seeing “twenty fine” cuz are you 25 or 29???.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
2 years
They can keep this in whatever city this is fr.
@TKtheLegend
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2 years
apparently black ppl got a system update
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@iAmMrCarson
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
2 years
This nigga think we stupid lmao.
@Protestia
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2 years
Pastor provides "proof" of himself walking on air miracle . Are you convinced? See the story at
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@iAmMrCarson
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1 year
Testing them Zelle limits.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
2 years
Helping yo woman be great >>>.
@itsmary_co
M&M
2 years
so I asked my boyfriend to help me prepare for an interview…Yall why this man just sent me a zoom link and said “ Come dressed up as well, business casual”.😂😂.
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@iAmMrCarson
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1 year
It’s a great question to ask, actually.
@nonsoishim
𝐁𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨🏂
1 year
“Can I kiss you?” is such a funny question to ask someone.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
3 months
“Go touch some grass.”. You are literally taking advice from a robot.
@bybisola
k.
3 months
yall responses prove exactly why i ask chatgpt for advice and not actual humans😂 go touch some grass.
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@iAmMrCarson
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9 months
My birthday is Sunday so I asked for 2k. This shit just had me screaming omg.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
1 year
It’s literally the same diamond lol just ethically sourced. It’s not fake.
@MarkB_LifeStyle
Young Denzel
1 year
Getting your girl a lab diamond engagement/wedding ring is insanity.
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
This all I got
@jaleelduhhh
JAH⚡️
2 years
GUN TO YO HEAD NAME 5 DDG SONGS.
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 years
@AJ__TheJetPlane
Hobie Brown
4 years
Y’all talk during sex? What y’all be saying.
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
Damn, Flavor Town a sun down town smh.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
4 months
@DeeGreezy “Maybe I was meant to wait on you.”
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@iAmMrCarson
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1 year
Hitting the two armed flex whilst holding a drink with my waves spinning is crazy
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
6 months
A plate.
@JBDoesItBetter
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6 months
What are yall making for thanksgiving?.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
2 months
This nigga look like a 7-11 hot dog.
@lherealchieff
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
9 months
@SteveWallaceSr Lmfaooo he said hold on
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 years
🙂❄️
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@iAmMrCarson
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5 years
@Cherries_OnTop He said
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
It’s all fun and games until…
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 years
“I like the way you receive me” = “I like the way you take dick”. “I love the way you relieve me” = “I love the way you make me nut”. Ron was fooling 😭.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
2 years
No, this is Patrick.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
1 year
Never using them free headphones again since I have this. Using my AirPods 🙂‍↕️
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
4 months
Just in the other room, if anything lol.
@Echanel__
Erinnnnn
4 months
Do y’all be needing space from your partner?.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
2 years
REAL alcoholics are terrible ppl, man.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
3 years
This the hoes when you come around
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
1 year
Parents telling you they’ll drop you off somewhere but not picking you up was always the weirdest shit to me lol.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
3 months
Y’all don’t iron?.
@KingBishop1st
✞ ARCHBISHOP ✞
3 months
Who is keeping ironing boards in business???😭😭.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
6 days
Niggas feeling attacked lol.
@OfficialFBMA
Faithful Black Men Association
6 days
That Grits & Eggs podcast dude is clearly hired by someone.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
7 months
Lmaooooo
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@HairWeaveKiilla
Jimmy Darmody
6 years
Shout out to people with a forgiving heart like this because if my dad wasn’t in my life growing up & all the sudden wanted to reconnect he could kiss my black ass.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
4 months
Tell Shane to keep his freak ass at home 😂😂😂.
@atdanwhite
Dan White
4 months
Super Bowl cake
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
9 months
Yop
@ChelsnotChelsey
Chels
9 months
Ohhhh you the one who took our good sis off the street???? 🤧🤧😭.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
1 year
Had a great Valentine’s Day 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏽
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
1 year
You see women with money n start thinking about dick. That ain’t wild to you?.
@worldwidesteez
Steez
1 year
Whenever I see women with money it's like how much of this was fucked for.
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 months
Dawg
@iAmMrCarson
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4 months
Cade lob to Ausar.Ausar back tap lob to JD. 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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@iAmMrCarson
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@iAmMrCarson
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9 months
@KaneBleek
Bleek, Kane
9 months
Poor dude.
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 years
Vector got him a shorty
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@iAmMrCarson
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3 months
I cannot wait to be at a BBQ sitting with a plate in my lap this spring/summer fr 😭.
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@iAmMrCarson
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9 months
@TheGreatIsNate I legit bust out laughing sending that shit dawg 😂😂😂.
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
Start of the Pandemic vs now:
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
@talleyberrybaby 3D. Print. A. Disappointment.
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 months
If she told everybody to get up, we’d all still be sitting.
@waIkingwounded
𝕸𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖍 ☭ 🇩🇴
4 months
This generation’s Teena Marie btw
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@iAmMrCarson
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
Not being the one or the two.
@jusLikeMike911
tHE.lAST🔝
2 years
What is black math?.
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@iAmMrCarson
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5 years
Y’all was confused about Lovecraft cuz y’all be on that phone.
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
@jonxgenius That zoom in was wicked lmao.
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
@LexxxxxD Niggas like being loud n wrong.
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@iAmMrCarson
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@TheBaddestMitch
Michelle 🤭
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You guysssssss 😭😭😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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@iAmMrCarson
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If y’all not planning on getting married, don’t even worry about it.
@Teachme_Denooo
Deno
8 months
How long should you date/ be together before moving together?.
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@iAmMrCarson
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5 years
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@charitychiffon
Charity
5 years
Are Detroit niggas fine or do they just have buffs on?.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
9 months
Prolly cuz you’re looking for the benefits… rather than just being a good person.
@_6signxxx
Cxspxxr✘🧸
9 months
Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person.
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
Dawg in the red fitted really pissing me off 😭.
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 years
@moneyymaya Him thinking he ever had a shot is hilarious 😭.
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 years
So this morning, I surprised Mel with an itinerary for the weekend and a name anklet that she asked about a few weeks ago 😅. I think I did alright lol.
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@iAmMrCarson
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1 year
This shit weak lol.
@ElliottWilson
Elliott Wilson
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@iAmMrCarson
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1 year
A lie don’t care who tell it.
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@iAmMrCarson
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@DeeLaSheeArt Damn wtf.
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
Anything R. Kelly related. They can pack their shit up right then n there tbh.
@EastsideWillieB
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2 years
What songs would y’all tell the DJ to NOT play at y’all wedding?.
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@iAmMrCarson
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5 years
Billboard #1 loading. .
@RiskItAllRichy
Heavenly Yaksha
5 years
kids learning about Sada Baby in school.
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@iAmMrCarson
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9 months
I’m engaged af. Wow.
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@iAmMrCarson
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7 months
@TheGreatIsNate And her mom’s name is Sunset 😂
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@iAmMrCarson
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11 months
Shit be a blast fr
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@blikebebe
B❤️‍🔥
11 months
Traveling wit yo partner is so P😭 I can’t wait for the experience.
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 years
We also did a couple’s photoshoot Saturday and got the pics back today 😭🥺. Photos by: @chrispyxchreme; @/capturedby_chris on IG
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@iAmMrCarson
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Southwest Detroit is literally called Mexicantown. You are a liar.
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@briiskiiana
who’s that girl.
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I was in Detroit one time and couldn’t even find a taco shop within 30 minutes . went to the store to make some, couldn’t find the ingredients….
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@iAmMrCarson
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7 months
Bro once he outside, why is this necessary?.
@CassanovaHefner
Cass Hefner
7 months
I’d OWN Love and Tequila after the lawsuit I’d put on them and they security!!
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@iAmMrCarson
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6 years
iPhone 11 Pro Max in Midnight Green so fire 😭😭😭😭
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@iAmMrCarson
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8 years
“Wow I see he went in” has me DYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 months
Lmao they got rid of the black folks.
@Glock_Topickz
Glock Topickz
2 months
Official trailer for ‘Pop The Balloon’ LIVE, hosted by Yvonne Orji, premiering tomorrow 4/10 at 8pm ET on @Netflix
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
@twig_lalaland Everybody doing it wrong with them lunges lol.
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@iAmMrCarson
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9 months
My pops really did a full spread for the family today. Wings, ribs, rib tips, mac n cheese, baked beans, salmon, mini burgers, n veggies. All to celebrate the engagement. Seeing our families intermingle like this for the first time was great.
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@iAmMrCarson
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In my defense, I was drunk lmaoooo.
@TheBaddestMitch
Michelle 🤭
4 years
Boyfriend for sale.
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@iAmMrCarson
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7 months
@ariikalon So?.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
5 years
When you wana go home but you ain’t drive.
@Djstankdaddy_
The answer is NO
5 years
This be me by the end of the party 😭😭😭😭😭
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
1 year
A lets me know I’m too old to be wherever I’m at lol.
@wtffolly_
Follyyyy
1 year
What’s your go to on baby hair? 🤔
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
1 year
@DragonflyJonez LOL at that lady thinking descendants of slaves got reparations.
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@iAmMrCarson
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2 years
@UwaziZamani Only mf that can’t dance is the ppl in the video lol they all over the place not doing it right.
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@iAmMrCarson
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3 years
I cried the first time we said we loved each other. Ima be in tears seeing her walk down the aisle 😂😂😂.
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@iAmMrCarson
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24 days
Quit my job today 🙂‍↔️. Start my new job Monday 🙂‍↕️.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
6 years
When it comes to food, all that shit opinionated lol. Everybody’s taste buds aren’t the same.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
7 months
@talleyberrybaby Nasty age difference. When tf did they date?.
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9 months
@TheBaddestMitch
Michelle 🤭
9 months
Let me lock the door chile 🤦🏾‍♀️…
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@iAmMrCarson
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1 year
@ITSBCHRIS Honeydew really be 50/50 on if it’ll be good fr 😭.
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@iAmMrCarson
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1 year
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@fromkdwithluv
𝚔𝚍 ⋆˙⟡♡ 🔜 dreamcon
1 year
what picture makes you go "wow i really love my partner they're so beautiful" ?.
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@iAmMrCarson
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7 months
@ariikalon He’s an abuser
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 years
@_Cinna_ This the full video lol
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@iAmMrCarson
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9 months
@KaneBleek Correct.
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@iAmMrCarson
Weighn
2 years
Michigan as a whole has some of the best weed in the country 😂😂😂.
@kodakk6000
Atlanta Hood Historian
2 years
@getemhigher Ain’t no way u gone fix ya mouth to tell me Detroit got better weed than Atlanta bruh STOP! 😂
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@iAmMrCarson
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5 years
Imagine getting buzzed and healing yourself at the same time
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@iAmMrCarson
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3 months
I’m not a Detroiter cuz I can read? Crazy.
@Chaleah__
Cee
3 months
You are not a Detroiter if you never made a mistake and went to Canada.
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@iAmMrCarson
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1 year
Little Caesars pizza kits really goated
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@iAmMrCarson
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9 months
Ppl thinking Mel been hiding me for the last 4 years is crazy lol.
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@iAmMrCarson
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@iAmMrCarson
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4 months
@zoraslovechild Same exact energy lol it’s crazy.
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