Ariel Trosterdam - Parody
@ArielTroster
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I wonder why people don't want to go downtown anymore I really can't seem to figure it out 🤔
At yesterday’s council meeting, Cllr. Troster spoke about the twin crises of vacancy and displacement and how we can work creatively to enrich our downtown, while keeping artists and cultural workers from being gentrified out of our city.
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Let's look at my accomplishments
Re-opened a Crackhouse with fifty plus bodies on it
Crime rate through the roof higher than ever
Dundonald Park full of addicts
Needles in parks, businesses closing
Told the cops they're not welcome
Vote Troster!
@OttawaCitizen
This article is terrible. The real issue was the election of Catherine Mckenny followed by Ariel Troster. Progressive policies ruin cities. Ask Portland, Oregon how they're doing. It's only going to get worse for Bank St and other areas in the core.
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Yep it's Sutcliffe's fault, nothing to do with me or my enabling.
Violence in Centretown is increasing. Property crimes. Homelessness. Addiction. I live here because I love it here but it’s beyond time for the mayor to start taking our community’s needs as seriously as he takes rural and suburban Ottawa. A night mayor isn’t going to fix this.
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Fantastic work by
@SWCHC
establishing a place for our neighbors to consume drugs and continue enabling them.
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If your vehicle, bike or anything gets stolen that's okay you have insurance and the person who stole it needed it more than you.
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Remember that drug addicts are your neighbors. A few things to resolve conflicts:
Try being friends with them
Let them help themselves to your stuff
Don't call the police, use community resources instead.
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More safe injection sites and safe supply will help solve this issue
#Ottawa
Khazaeli: Disgarded drug paraphernalia is hurting kids. The city needs to act
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The very people that abuse
@_MarkSutcliffe
and created parody accounts of him are upset that someone created a parody account of their favorite city Councillor.
#Ottawa
Opinion: People in politics shouldn’t have to accept that abuse is just part of their jobs
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We can reduce crime by becoming friends with your neighbors try chatting with the person who stole your bike and smokes crack on your doorstep.
@ctvottawa
Until people of Ottawa vote for councillors that actually care about reducing crime, drug abuse, and homelessness, why would anything get better?
Promoting drug abuse with safe spaces has the exact opposite effect.
See: Vancouver, Seattle, Portland.
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The latest excuse from my Office as to why the neighborhood is going to crap and people can't get housing. They can't pay their taxes.
Did you know that one of the biggest barriers for people to keeping or finding affordable housing is whether or not they are able to do their taxes?
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@ctvottawa
This is fantastic news. More injection sites and affordable housing will certainly help change the neighborhood into what it should be.
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I have a very busy schedule today:
8:00 selfie
8:30 selfie
9:00 selfie
9:30 selfie
10:00 selfie
10:30 selfie
11:00 selfie
11:30 selfie
12:00 lunch selfie
12:30 look at emails, send automated response
1:00 protest
1:30 selfie
2:00 Opinion piece
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I advise more selfies.
@ABetterOttawa
What do counselors
@ShawnMenard1
and
@Arieltroster
advise?
I find they are the most honest brokers on City Council.
Personally I thought Landsdowne 1 was a mistake sacrificing green space for ugly buildings.
Knock them all down & turn it into a park!
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Absolutely horrendous that my approach to do nothing about anything has led to this.
'Horrendous': Neighbours, local councillor react to death of teen after incident at popular Centretown park
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Can someone carry mah dawg to the Catherine Crackhouse.
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Today my office along with staff at
@somerset_ward
have authorized the opening of an unsanctioned safe injection site at Dundonald Park to help people affected by closure. The site will be opening tomorrow at 9am I will be in attendance
#Ottawa
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Absolutely unacceptable that outreach mental health support were not called to handle the matter
#Ottawa
Gun seized and man arrested following incident at Dundonald Park
la version française suivra à
#Ottnews
#ottnouvelles
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Criticizing politicians is allowed, as long as it's not me.
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Moving all my stuff out now. Will work from home where I can spend more time focusing on selfie poses.
@ArielTroster
I heard with the shutdown of the “safe injection sites” you were going to convert your home and office into a safe injection site. So kind of you.
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But if they start cracking down on Crackhouses that will displace the poor dealers and criminals who dwell within. Think of the effect this will have our neighbors.
Ottawa councillor wants city to crackdown on 'problematic' properties
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Busy taking selfies today, if you have an event, protest, that you wish for me to attend for selfies please contact my office
@somerset_ward
Don't contact my office for any actual work or problems you're having in the community.
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I along with
@somerset_ward
are working hard on heritage designation for one of
#Ottawa
's most popular properties. What a treasure it is to have such nice loving neighbors living next to you.
This house, which may look familiar to some, at 473 Catherine Street, just east of Bronson, is for sale. Asking $375,000.
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Reach out to my office for a selfie when the new window gets installed.
@OttawaCitizen
Maybe ask Ariel Troster how high it compares on her priority list against things like open-air free drug clinics.
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My office is working hard at doing nothing in regards to the Catherine Crackhouse Fiasco. Any complaints send them to my email and I won't get back to you.
Catherine Crackhouse Update: Ottawa Police responded yesterday to multiple people in the house took over an hour to get people out. One officer said they're pressuring City Hall and Troster's office to demolish the property.
#Trosterdam
#Ottawa
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The damn Convoy responsible for another business closing.
And if you hadn’t heard, Talay Thai recently closed for good. Unfortunately, I never had a chance to go.
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I'm so glad someone's doing a better job than I am.
This is another reason why Councillor
@PlanteSteph613
motion about problematic properties is so important.
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@atthemovies77
@SWCHC
He's not Uber Eats he's a known bike thief. Bike thieves use all sorts of packs to move stuff around.
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It's being reported that another electrical transformer was used as a meth lab in a park as the cause of the outage. Thank you
@HydroOttawa
for working hard to get it back online.
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One forty am and my neighbors poking through my garbage making a mess wouldn't be
#Trosterdam
without it.
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Because Ariel Troster doesn't care about her constituents.
Why can't
#ParaTranspo
users have on-demand booking? Willful disregard of our rights, at this point.
#PWD
are your neighbours too.
@_MarkSutcliffe
@AmilcarRenee
@ArielTroster
@ottawacity
#ParaParity
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I don't agree with what people are saying so please report them in hopes it'll go away -
@MissHelveticaB
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My next opinion piece in the
@OttawaCitizen
"How businesses can benefit from hiring people who use drugs"
#Ottawa
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@liampmooney
Get in touch with my office Liam with your concerns and I'll be sure to send the standard automated response.
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CAN I CARRY DAWT DAWG
CAN I CARRY DAWT DAWG
CAN I CARRY DAWT DAWG
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Look what my wonderful neighbors did to my lawn.
Wouldn't be garbage day without someone tearing apart all your garbage bags only to find nothing.
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Can someone help me carry my dawg?
Workers from the Centretown Community Health Centre will have a table set up at McNabb Park at 3:30 pm today, tomorrow and Thursday. Feel free to drop by if you are wanting resources or support after the terrible incident that happened on Friday.
Your community is here for you.
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In Trosterdam, every property will become a squatters palace
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I guess they don't like it when people who had their stuff stolen show up and take pictures of the chop shop in the parking lot.
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What a fantastic picture of Trosterdam. Businesses boarded up and our neighbors moving in just what I like to see
#Ottawa
Kavanagh: Guaranteed Basic Income would help solve Ottawa's affordable housing crisis
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Remember to carry more than one naloxone this way when you use your first and he goes back to doing drugs five minutes later you'll have another.
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Trosterdam has such a lovely wide diverse and capable group of neighbors. Look at these two on their freshly donated bikes.
I guess they didn't like the color 🤷♂️
Typical degen skids out stealing people's bikes.
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We also offer free delivery aside from vending machines.
Just in case anyone is wondering where your tax money is going. This is what the outreach vans are handing out
#Ottawa
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I will be putting forward a motion with City Hall to ban renovictions. Landlords and developers will have to remove asbestos and other hazardous materials and complete work while the tenants are in the unit.
#Ottawa
@somerset_ward
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Less Marathons and more funding for Crack houses.
#Ottawa
Mayor Mark Sutcliffe defends decision to run London Marathon while in U.K. with Ottawa Tourism
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@ctvottawa
This is unacceptable according to some study by whomever when drugs are seized OD's increase it's a study trust me bruh.
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My office
@somerset_ward
has reopened the Catherine Crackhouse. I will be dropping off "handouts" later this evening.
#Ottawa
#Trosterdam
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Pay up those tax funded drug kits are not going to pay for themselves.
The City of Ottawa says the debt collection agency it contracted to recover tens of millions of dollars in unpaid debt has confirmed that if residents who recently took a hit to their credit scores pay up, their credit report will be corrected.
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Politicians should also not have to bear the brute of parody accounts that poke fun at their stupid decisions and remarks.
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Trosterdam looking mighty fine.
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The Most Awesome Parody account in
#Ottawa
give it a follow T-Shirts and stickers coming soon.
@DownHooligan
I find it ironic you say that while operating a parody account you use to interact with people who've blocked you but sure!
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"Our neighbors"
Another
#Ottbike
recovered registered with
@project529
, full blown chop shop at
@SWCHC
. Could not get a hold of the owner so it was dropped off at Elgin.
#Ottawa
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@Ottawahasfallen
You think this is funny? Being a City councillor is very important work. Aside from doing nothing I'm constantly berated by my constituents and if that wasn't bad enough some moron took my twitter handle.
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Madness
@somerset_ward
People like this councillor are everything that is wrong with society right now. It’s utter madness
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@ctvottawa
Without knowing all the facts this is absolutely unacceptable. Should've called in the social worker.
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Don't say anything critical against my regime if you do I'll set my goons on you.
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My Office was really sad to hear the news of the Catherine Crackhouse. I assure you my office along with
@somerset_ward
will do everything we can to get the house open again.
The Catherine Crackhouse had a fire last night. The whole roof is totalled
#Trosterdam
#Ottawa
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Don't forget McKenney 2.0
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Wouldn't be garbage day without someone tearing apart all your garbage bags only to find nothing.
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Coming soon to all City of Ottawa facilities in Somerset Ward.
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@ottawacity
@somerset_ward
The only fumes people should be inhaling are the fumes from crack pipes.
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Should organize a sidewalk chalking to protest this madness.
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@tyler_cybulski
@OttawaCitizen
Indeed it is, nothing to do with our friendly drug using neighbors. It's always the Convoy that's to blame.
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@JimHancock613
@ctvottawa
@_MarkSutcliffe
It's always Sutcliffe's fault. His big spending is leading this city dry and now he's resorting to holding people accountable.
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It's Trosterdam
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It wasn't addicts that did this, it was the damn convoy.
Nasrallah: Ottawa's downtown Bank Street deserves a proper facelift
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@tyler_cybulski
It's always the truckers fault. Not our drug addicted neighbors who poop in my constituents yards and doorsteps.
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@LGB_JT
@sbmerganser
@muskoka_mike2
@CastreauJt
@VictorC250
Your offensive words & bouncy castles are violence and not welcome.
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Neighbors and businesses living together in harmony.
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It's so terrible that you followed.
@ArielTroster
is a terrible parody, the real Ariel Troster is MUCH more outrageous, stupid, and short sighted
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@kayla_hagerty
That's not what I said. My office fully welcomes unsanctioned sites. Send my office another email please to arrange a selfie.
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Don't forget to harass, lie and intimidate anyone who speaks up about our "neighbors"
A “harm reduction CEO” starter pack.
1) white;
2) single family home in the suburbs / long commute;
3) “studies” that are not;
4) use word “stigma” at least 1/day
5) direct line to city managers;
6) photo ops in calendar;
7) repeat “toxic drug supply” in all correspondence.
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@KeelanGreen
@_MarkSutcliffe
@OttawaPolice
@OttawaBylaw
Have you tried becoming friends with the individuals? Currently there are no other options to house people so tent cities it is.
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@CarlingtonHill
@Charlie_Senack
Sounds like you're in need of outreach mental health services.
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My office is receiving lots of calls and emails of butt hurt. I'm contacting community outreach workers for anyone who needs it.
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Can someone carry mah dawg to Gazadam
@DownHooligan
Was only passing by on the bus so my video is bad, but it looks like this as of today.
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@OttawaPolice
Why can't you just leave them alone. Maybe that's his only way to get home from the bar. If we invested more money in public transit this wouldn't happen.
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@liampmooney
@BigFarna
Police are not welcome in
@Somerset_ward
and I'll be proposing a 90% cut to the police budget in the coming months.
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Trosterdam will be opening up a community town hall at St. Luke's. Doors will be painted red and the community will be patrolled by a bunch of dudes with super soakers with smelly water that's not pee.
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@TrumpDownfall
@MissHelveticaB
Nothing to do with ban evasion as nobody has been banned.
Just an FYI that twitter now has put safeguards in place as I was told last year. If you report in mass your account could get a label or even suspended.
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@Charlie_Senack
@JoelHardenONDP
He'll make a great addition to the politicians who already do nothing in Trosterdam.
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