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trying to be the best frypan I can be. I run out of milk, a lot.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined February 2011
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
1 year
actual photo of me after reading hundreds of homophobic replies to a tweet about a Bunnings sausage sizzle 👇👇👇
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
5 days
Hey Labor - let me help. The country is looking for Daddy to keep our loved ones safe. Blaming the opposition, trying to distract with meaningless reforms, and equivocating about right-wing extremism when the problem is Islamic terrorism is not meeting the moment #auspol
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
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We’re changing gun laws which is fine except no one is able to explain how the new powers would have prevented the Islamist terror attack in Bondi - but I’m sure we’ll be much safer. #auspol
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
6 days
According to @ChrisMinnsMP the solution to Islamic terrorism is ending your democratic right to protest. #auspol
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@econoadabsurdam
Econo ad absurdam
7 days
Figure A: Bob displaying his unity and common sense a few months ago
@bobjcarr
Bob Carr
7 days
I had the sense hearing this interview that PM @AlboMP was talking for the whole country. If we lose our unity and common sense we hand victory to 2 ISIS killers representative of nobody and nothing except their own primitive diabolical anti-Jewish hatred
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
7 days
Does @albomp realise that if they weren’t radicalised then they were garden variety Muslims? I refuse to accept that - we each know too many peaceful, fair minded Australian Muslims to accept that these terrorists are fair representatives. #auspol
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
7 days
In New South Wales where the massacre took place you already need the permission of the Commissioner of Police to own firearms, permission that can be removed at any time for any reason. The problem isn’t our gun laws - it’s that our politicians play footsie with antisemitism
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
7 days
The victims currently in hospital might be stable thanks to the heroic work of everyone treating their injuries, but I fear if they read this, they may die of cringe
@AlboMP
Anthony Albanese
8 days
Tonight and over the coming days, we are holding the Jewish community close. For the 8 nights of Chanukah, Jewish families around the world fill their windows with light - something that has been passed down through generations. Tonight, I am lighting a candle in solidarity
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
7 days
Am I the only person to notice that @BarnsGreg hasn’t made a single post decrying the murder of innocent Jews over the weekend? I, for one, find that quite instructive. At least the rest of the antisemites have the decency to pretend.
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
8 days
Why were no leaders from the Jewish Community invited? #auspol
@AlboMP
Anthony Albanese
8 days
Australia will not be divided by hate or violence. We will confront it head on. And we will stand together in solidarity with Jewish Australians and with one another.
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
8 days
I guess watermelon fashion accessories are now passé?
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@premium
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Go ad-free on X with Premium+ Includes access to SuperGrok.
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
11 days
JessWeCan 🥰🥰🥰
@AusPoll6
AusPoll
12 days
🚨 NEW: Victoria (state) voting intention 🟦 L/NP: 40% (+3) 🟥 ALP: 31% (-1) 🟩 GRN: 12% (-1) 🟧 Minor right-wing party: 4% 🟫 Minor left-wing party: 2% ⬜️ IND: 6% ⬛️ OTH: 5% Two-party-preferred 🟦 L/NP: 50% (+2) 🟥 ALP: 50% (-2) RedBridge | 24 Nov-8 Dec | n=1021 | +/- 8-14
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
16 days
Why does @woolworths butter suddenly seem odd?
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
16 days
It’s not easy under Albanese. What do you think this week’s groceries cost?
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
23 days
Concerning today’s protests against the creeping authoritarianism in Australia - what so many people don’t realise is that it’s too late. We already have soft authoritarianism - and it’s leftist based. Don’t worry though - things will get worse.
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
24 days
Utterly flawless
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
1 month
I’m so proud of so many of you! There is only five weeks left in 2025 and you’re still not doing crack and I don’t think you’re getting enough credit for that 🥰🥰🥰
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
1 month
This was their response
@Uber_Support
Uber Support
1 month
@AnonymousFrypan We appreciate you for bringing this to our attention. For us to be able to assist you further, could you please DM us the email and phone number linked to your account as well as the details of the trip you're referring? We look forward to hearing from you.
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@baz_scm
baz
7 days
Today we’re releasing the Baz CLI with a completely different way to review code.
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
1 month
And oddly when I try to raise a complaint “something went wrong at our end”. You don’t say 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
1 month
My @Uber_Support driver just called me the f-slur and refused to take me to the drop off point because it’s “in the city”. The enshitification of life continues
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@AnonymousFrypan
anonymous frypan🍳
1 month
My @Uber_Support driver just called me a faggot and refused to take me to my drop off point 🤷🏻‍♂️
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