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god’s most sober Impreza owner and kanna enthusiast. pfp by @nsjndd1

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@princesslufty @JustinWhang How people in medicine commercials be dancing as the voice over describes the most horrifying side effects known to man
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@ca_dmv_bot2 “The name’s Balls. Dry Balls.”
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@sneepsnorp3d His stuff absolutely rules
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@OnegaiDesUwU @GreenTextRepost Pretty based that one of his coworkers mentioned TTT
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@OrwellNGoode I doubt many people would be interested in a car that would kill themselves over a pedestrian
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@GreenTextRepost anon saved that man's life, he was gonna do himself in if he couldn't read animal farm to someone
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@GreenTextRepost If I remember correctly the original film idea was gonna be like an in universe documentary featuring interviews that had recreated snippets of their stories? Whatever it would've been would've probably been leagues better than the slop we got instead
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@UnseenOps The one about the Hungarian soldiers gushing over Japan is always really cute to me
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@Huge1Guy @adultswim *scratches head, rubs belly, rests finger on chin* uh yeah, that was kinda uhh... intense man
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@JucikaDaily Look how smug this man is. He knows what he’s done. And he’s damn proud of it.
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@SYACVG Fuck that I need them quarian cheeks like you wouldn’t believe bro
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@agatron1 @sludge_worm Me and the goons getting knocked unconscious in increasingly complicated ways
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@AltHistCody why did he put his copyright on it like 6 times lmao
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@ArtTfps @JucikaDaily I honestly thought she fucking gassed them since they looked like they all fell over in the last panel, and it didn’t surprise me at first because that seems exactly like something Juci would do
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@CountDankulaTV I hope a US president really does post anime tiddies on the TL one day
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@Garfield Biblically accurate angels be like
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@TroubledHonky @JustinWhang Cavernous minge is fucking sending me
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@Valdevia_Art the diver holding the blackened skull is metal as fuck
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@ImNotTimeline to me toby looks kinda like yanderedev if he had charisma and wasn't a pedophile
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@imleo_os @conkface Mr. White is most famous for spitting on the camera in the middle of his videos without reason, and then continuing to speak to the spit-smeared camera as though nothing occurred.
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@JathanielKareem yeah bizarre how a large profile retweeting something brings more attention to it
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@state_survival Oh my fucking god the Joaquin Phoenix joker 💀
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@GreenTextRepost Ah yes my favorite piece of playground equipment, the p l a y s t r u c t u r e
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@NormalMatthews @greentexts_bot And the others just continue on with their conversation like nothing happened
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@4chanGreentxts Anon forgot he and his boys are in special ed
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@drawbuster You really captured the hatred and disgust on Trip’s face
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@ReseteraTakes I have confirmed information that the real name of this so called "Panda" is Sam Hyde, Reseterers, do your thing 😤
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@MaoZeDongSucker @JamesCageWhite He’s next out of Chongqing bruh💯
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@UnseenOps That first one is like straight out of a Simon Stalenhag painting
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@DemonKingEddy The “free shmurda” always gets me, simpler times
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@PandasAndVidya I don’t care if this wasn’t actually said or not, this will always be so fucking funny
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@Bryophite_Ben Pim, can we watch something else?
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@Bryophite_Ben Georgia, but they accidentally put in directions for the one in Eastern Europe
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@4chanGreentxts Thanks, this single handedly ruined my morning
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@HentschelDelete bro was in his first reformed arc
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@_panarizo @CursedModernism “Yeah the guy killed four people but damn if he didn’t keep a clean ass living room”
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@ReseteraTakes They hated him for he spoke the truth
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@GamingAndPandas @PandasAndVidya Robert Pattinson is LITERALLY me
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@Biscuit_Anubis @smokeismedicine Some of the best orange chicken and lo mein was from a mall food court, it also gave me food poisoning and made me miss two days of school
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@urineshitter The good ending
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@ca_dmv_bot bro let the intrusive thoughts win, goddamn
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@Bolverk15 It’s like when they do the “most realistic hardcore fallout mod experience!!!” and then they basically just end up turning the game into Stalker/Tarkov.
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@_RATPOWER why is there a gnome in the corner
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@GetRammed_69 “Superior European engineering” as BMW releases a recall about the engine bolts literally loosening and breaking from the mere action of existing
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@lilxslime @opossumlover1 You work in waste management and everyone immediately assumes you’re mobbed up. It’s a stereotype, and it’s offensive.
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@AnimeSerbia Why are so many people pressed over this obvious bait lol
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@arthoefootjob theyre named after states cause theyre the same size as them
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@einherjarvalk @Bolverk15 Idk man Lovett is based sometimes
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@JucikaDaily Jucika kidnaps a man
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@UESP_net Love how if you’re a Nord and express the “Skyrim for the Nords” sentiment he states you’ll enjoy Windhelm and tells you to stay out of his way, while if you’re a non-Nord and say it he’s pretty much dumbfounded and calls you an idiot.
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@mjolke the hasidic homeboy!
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A Barboneian Air Force pilot and his jet.
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@PimpMasterYoda1 @PandasAndVidya theyre gonna alternate between "omg the chinese occupation forces shot my friend how inconsiderate of them this is really taxing rn" to "why joining the resistance against the CCP is sinophobia: a thread"
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@Roccatex1 @beetlemoses I hate when that happens
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@IvoryState deja blu hahaha holy shit
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@StudioDaeera For some reason in GTA IV, vehicles will try and go around you even at stop lights, I use a mod that would prevent them from doing that lol. They fixed it in GTA V though.
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@krembeni im dead bruh
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@GenuineMilk @JucikaDaily bruh imagine being killed by jucika’s fat ass 🤤
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@DongDiddleDop He did the pic of some Chinese sweatshop worker making a Makima plush right? That’s the only other one I remember being so controversial compared to this lmao
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A member of the Commonwealth National Security Bureau's Rapid Response Unit, during an urban operations training exercise.
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@HellOnEarthIII Number 13: Donovan’s Ass Pizza. The last thing you’d want on your Donovan’s pizza is someone’s ass. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
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@AnimeSerbia Can’t wait for the beheading video
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@bigprism “These combine, look, these guys, with their citadels, you know, they’re not sending their best, ok. Some of them, ok, I assume our good people, but we didn’t invite them, ok? All we’re getting is their cyborg monsters and slug creatures, ok, we don’t want them here.”
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@_Jose_XD_ Imagine how many McDonald’s they could build there
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@tropicarls @KinoFabino A lot of games use it, I think Deus Ex did first? When other games use it it’s usually a reference to their use of it I believe
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@Absolunar Get divorced as reward
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Friend and I's OCs from a post-apocalyptic alien invasion TTRPG we've been running for a while.
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@JucikaDaily Jucika and a man were behind a tree making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
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@arthoefootjob thunberg full swedejak coal albeit
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@JucikaDaily I thought they were floating on water at first and was like “damn jucika really just fuckin drowned herself”
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@OrdinaryGamers What does this have to do with right wingers
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@oocsopranos CARMELLA WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOR
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@ThotsAnPrayers Mfw doing that Jesse Cox side quest
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@JoeLongBalls getting my political takes on capitalism from the multi-billion dollar vidya company
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@ZoruaBell IIRC you can find an audio log in Mothership Zeta of an abducted Pentagon official who got forced into giving up launch codes, so a lot of people rolled with the theory of the Zetans being responsible I think
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@ca_dmv_bot bro thought he was smooth
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@ImperatorOfPuns I think the wheelchair accessible dungeons thing is what does it for me, imagining some evil overlord going like “we can’t put stairs there, that’s ableist, we need to be available to ALL heroes!”
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@wedontexisthere Her friend looks like a Dr. Seuss character
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@Sk1ppyisntfunny They’re pretty dope. Al-Qaeda used to use them to make bombs
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@ShitpostBot5000 OH SHIT IM FEELING IT
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@BadWeaponTakes I don’t think this will deter mass shooters when the feds give the perpetrators all their shit anyways
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@LouisvilleGun M203 on an MP7? Has my mans been playing Half-Life 2?
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@ValveNewsNetwor Everything pre 2016 feels like a distant fever dream that may or may not have existed in reality.
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