why would you want to be the type of person that makes your friend Venmo you back $2 for a taco

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

i did it. i pretended that air planes in the night sky were like shooting stars and it was fucking insane

And the facials help too 😘

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

I want Johnny Depp to win this trial, look directly at Amber, and say, “You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”. .and walk out of the court room . Then, I will be satisfied.

Avoiding people who lower your vibe is self care.

$Lysssers 🥺💕

Rick Ross saying he wants to be a farmer then buying one (1) cow and saying “WOW so proud of me” is the exact same energy i give to my interests

it is insane that in the 2009 hit Down by Jay Sean, Lil Wayne says “honestly I’m down like the economy” like that is so fucking funny, the financial crisis had just happened, people lost their homes and these guys were like yeah but let’s make it a bop

ADHD advice from people who don’t understand at all: “Just get a planner!” Actually helpful ADHD advice: “The only way to ever reliably find motivation to clean your room is to invite someone over so your crippling fear of embarrassment overrides your broken dopamine receptors”

you are not a euphoria character you’re from round rock texas

Just had a call with someone on Forbes 30 under 30 list and came away really impressed. He shared with me how he made VP at a top tech company before age 30: 1. 4:30 AM wakeup 2. Cold showers 3. Gratitude journal 4. Meditate 5. Dad owns tech company

this is euphoria to me

Hi yes bartender split a bud light platinum 4 ways and send it to the ladies at that table over there. Tell em the gentleman bleeding from his head sent it over

I see why ppl just fall off the grid. You really realize everything we chasing either fake or don’t really matter.

I hung out at my parents house all day today and came home around 6pm.. by 7:30 they were calling me asking what I was doing because they missed me already lmao 😭💕

To this day, I say “si se puede” because of these girls.