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I see people eating certain foods and i be like omg i know you is greedy as hell
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If you was beefing in that swamp you shoulda been beefing in that swamp! Why would you bring that to somebody else front door?
A Florida woman was about to head out for a coffee run when she was jolted awake by two alligators fighting outside her front door.
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Called my HS cause i need a copy of my diploma told this kid what year i graduated and she said “let me see if we can go back that far”
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My nigga joked and said he was gone pull my wig off in public yesterday and i pulled my own shit off. Now who embarrassed. Everybody in here know yo bitch look like Anthony Anderson in Kangaroo Jack.
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“Miss independent that’s why i love her”
@simsimmaaz
My first party in college:
cardigan
dress shit
skinny tie
monk strap shoes
a fedora
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I just had two shots of tequila i got a meeting in 7 minutes
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Girl idk what kinda fucking car he got
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If i pay $30 to watch Mulan they better come to my house and make a man outta me. Idgaf
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“Bitches heal like Wolverine when he rich” - anonymous
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800 mg ibuprofen
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Rue said “how long have you been fuckin Nate Jacobs”
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Going from the biggest stages to Boosies backyard birthday bbq is just snsnsjsjsjaj LMAO
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Rick Ross saying he wants to be a farmer then buying one (1) cow and saying “WOW so proud of me” is the exact same energy i give to my interests
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My little cousin is kicking her nigga out and i am SCREAMING omg
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You gotta take care of these niggas when they 80?!
98-year-old woman moves into nursing home to care for 80-year-old son, says "You never stop being a mom!”
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When men hold the door to look and see if i have any ass but it’s a pancake breakfast back there
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Nah I’m hollering duece hopped in his bag
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Today's episode of "shit black people already knew" news
11 things you never knew you could make with a cast iron skillet
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My mama really dat bitch and I'm dat bitch Jr
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Nobody:
Beyonce on Savage Remix:
My mama really dat bitch and I'm dat bitch Jr
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Steve will steal a thought out your mind he don’t give a fuck
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I know the teacher used to be in a jerking crew in 2009. 5 stars
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My hairstylist just posted “please pray for me” on Facebook and my appointment is on Wednesday morning so i need all y’all to pray for her fr
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You’re so edgy and unique and mysterious.
I might be the only girl who doesn’t give a fuck about this Beyoncé tour 😭
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When Megan said “how you let a broke Nigga talk you out the drawls”
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Caesar really got in that kitchen and acted a foo with this salad omfg
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This why y’all sons be 29 asking women when they gonna cook for them
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Facebook don’t take nothing serious fr 😂
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The dating older nigga convo. I can’t wait til the girls realize niggas pretty much useless at every age
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Mutually ghosting each other cause you know it’s not gonna work >
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A nigga with child bearing hips and an ass that clap when he walk called me bad built. What is up with this fat on fat crime you thick ass bitch
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Me trying to ignore my nigga for three days to hurt him but I’m also hurting me
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Have a great day girls. Love you so much.
Men. Have the day you deserve.
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Niggas be out here wylin thinking everybody want they baby. Show these niggas ya do not!
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Me: i hate men
Also me if i ever had to look a coochie in its eyes:
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Niggas are truly unstable. One messaged me like three months ago and basically told me to have a nice life. Ok. Lmao then he messaged me this morning like “hi meany” ??? Unstable.
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Waymo disrespected black women so much his mama and sister logged on here and disowned him publicly on the timeline
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We have officially reached the generation that never saw him as an actor. We losing recipes
Drake wants to be an actor so bad 😂😂 but I’m kinah with it he can defo act
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Y’all were listening to the podcast of an abuser anyway. Have a horrible day. Prayers down
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“As an HR professional”
“WELL AS AN HR DIRECTOR”
“wELl aS aN hR EXECUTIVEEEE”
“WELL BITCH AS HR JESUS!”
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What make y’all think “choked” is spelled “chocked” and tell me very quickly please
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Valentines is next week idk who need to hear this but plan b is between 11 - 15 dollars if you search it on good rx and go to those pharmacies instead of $50-70. I love us for real.
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When you tell niggas you don't smoke now they gotta think of a real date
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An introvert a vegan a blasian and a nigga that’s 6’5 walk into a bar. Who tells you first
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To put the nail in my coffin she got back on the phone and said “nope too far back you need to call them at the district”
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Whewwwew i see why niggas mamas was upside down coochies our at the freak niks. Niggas looked GOOOODT
@ShannonSharpe
and the FAITHFUL SSU football team at Orange Crush spreading the word of The FBMA. - Circa 1989
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Hey hun the transatlantic slave trade says hello
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We was going on our annual couples vacation he refused to pay for my extra seat on the airplane so i had to drive up a mountain in a snow storm.when i got to the cabin my friends told me he was sleeping with my friend who i invited on the trip. I hit him in the head with a bottle
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Fuck y’all. Oscar Grant was not some fictional movie character you piece of shit
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Black families really just used to be handing fresh ass babies off to other family members like “raise this baby for me ima fuck wit ya”
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A Nigga i been throwing my cat at just posted this in his close friends. I can’t breathe rn
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Alien 1: BRUH YOU DIDNT TURN THE HEADLIGHTS OFF THEY SEEN US
Alien 2:
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Fucking Facebook at it again dnanNansbsbsb
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I tried to fuck with this old Nigga but he shook peanut m&ms in his hand like they was dice and i couldn’t take it
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I think the comments on pregnant women should be reduced to congratulations well wishes and that’s it.
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Making my nieces wear the ole navy 4th of July fits we keeping black parenting alive
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Can’t wear brakes to the club sis. IJS
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When he started standing up like he was standing on the couch in a VIP section i woulda reached up in my own uterus and beat his ass
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This weather is crazy. The wind blew me to a niggas house
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"Ladies what would you do if a chick asked to fuck your man for 700k"
Me:
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Imagine being so wrong that Chris Br*wn is right. Ok
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When a nigga send me pictures of his kids and want me to “awwww”
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Me when i can feel him beating that thang with me in mind
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ITS JUST A REGULAR LIGHTER WITH A FUCKIN WIG ON?!
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This why y’all gotta mind ya business
After being spotted kissing another man, Gina Torres revealed she & Laurence Fishburne quietly separated last fall.
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No mimosa formed against y’all brunch boots shall prosper
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TT still young baby what is you saying omg
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Need proof you sitting in the urgent care waiting for a gown ? Come get y’all juice
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If you an AKA and you drive a C300 ya nigga flying down southmore playing Kevin gates with all your windows down sis.
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Last time i drank bottomless mimosas i texted a Nigga “YOOOO WYA I’m tryna see you” he was sitting across the table from me
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I don’t like men. Lock y’all husbands up when i come over.
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They shoulda had Saweetie in that white womans place
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Have y’all never slept next to a woman?
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Hey
@PVAMUPanthers
you have a scholarship student athlete representing your illustrious university this way
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Yo customer service voice on 100 unc.
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When y’all say your man won’t do something cause he know you’ll kill him:
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How you mad Everybody know you was slumped over the side of the bed belly growling and tears falling you ain’t made a dollar since. You a poor ass Twitter troll with nothing to show for it but being a big back memed bitch. You built like the eye of a tropical storm.
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That was two days ago. Stop bringing up old shit
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She's so brave. I don't know if I could forgive a man for catching me cheating.
Larsa Pippen on Forgiving & Taking Back Scottie After She Cheated on Him With Future (Photos)
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I feel her. Ain’t shit funny
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Coming off lockdown gone be Wild you done entertained 8 niggas took your ex back. Been swiping on tinder for 4 months and lying to men across the world. Now you owe 72 people some coochie
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