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A guy I had originally agreed to go on a date with took exception to my strong words against Pat King.
Just gonna go ahead and put my date shoes away. Won’t be needing those 😄
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I’ve met a ton of athletes, am friends with many- NHL, CFL, NFL, you name it.
One of the nicest athletes I have ever met is Marc-Andre Fleury.
I’ve always respected him.
But that man customizing his mask to pay tribute to his wife’s heritage and WEARING IT despite the
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I just want to point out that the people angry at
#MerylStreep
are angry at her for eloquently condemning the mocking a disabled man.
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That look of love 🥹
This is Pioppi. He didn't pop up for any particular reason, just likes looking at you. 13/10
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The young girl was my niece through my previous relationship. She still calls me “Aunty Allison” and I have a great friendship with her Mom.
I found out about this last night and I am LIVID.
This grown “man” screamed at a 9yr old girl.. a CHILD.
Grandparents attending a school track meet in Kelowna stopped the event and demanded a 9 year-old female student be examined to make sure they weren't a boy competing in a girls event.
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At a certain point, this stuff needs to be looked at as inciting violence and threats towards our Government. Especially when a public figure, who was once loved, is supporting a public execution of our PM. Dangerous people take it as permission.
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Mike Babcock made Mike Modano a healthy scratch at home in Detroit- playing against Minnesota- preventing Modano from being able to hit the 1,500 game milestone.
Healthy scratch playing for his hometown team against a team from the city he started his career.
Babcock is a dick
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@chrissyteigen
What time is this week's she devil, rooftop shrieking? I missed the last one.
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Us hockey fans need to get the f over ourselves.
People being critical of Brady Tkachuk cheering on his brother and- gasp- drinking beer at the game?
Good lord.
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horrid stance of the
@nhl
and facing any consequence that comes his way just puts him on another level for me.
I have a ton of respect for any man who will represent his wife like that.
Fleury still wearing a mask to represent his wife’s culture, a culture that has faced
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If you can call a grown ass man Puff Daddy because that’s what he wanted to be called... I think you will be just fine calling someone by the pronouns they want to be called.
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Ignorant to disallow a beautiful and harmless mask representing a player’s wife’s culture.
This wasn’t a controversial mask with some sort of statement that could hurt people. It was a positive mask with very simple imagery.
The
@nhl
should be ashamed.
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“How dare Pollievre speak on an airplane. How offensive.”
Same people: “Here’s my excuse for a Nazi…”
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I found out a guy I dated had a baby. It's ok though, I did the math... I can't be the mom.
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The racism directed at Ethan Bear is disgusting. It never has been okay, it never will be okay.
I hope we see the
@EdmontonOilers
publicly take a stand against it.
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so much discrimination, hate, disadvantages, etc will positively affect more than his wife. Imagine being an Indigenous child and seeing an athlete defy an ignorant rule to represent your culture? I will never know that feeling but it chokes me up to even think about it.
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Might I add… hearing Vegas fans chant “ref you suck” was one of the funniest things I have ever heard.
Oh… is it frustrating when rules aren’t followed by the book? Is it frustrating g when things are overlooked?
Is it?
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Pre-election
America: "Can we stay with you?"
Canada: "Of course!"
Post-election
America: "You up?"
Canada: "New phone. Who dis?"
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@RickyCumby
@Easton_Baseball
Do we know who this young man is? Can we all get a fund going for his baseball team fees? Doesn’t matter if his family can afford it or not. I want to chip in.
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Stars may not always win on the ice, but they always win above it.
(Pic via
@unlikelyfanatic
)
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I bet Aunt Becky is reeeaaalllyyyy regretting that Not Guilty plea now.
She’ll probably get 15 days.
BREAKING: Felicity Huffman gets 14 days in jail in admissions scandal.
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I understand leagues have policies when it comes to gear- but in the specific case of goaltender masks, where they all get to choose what they put on their masks and are able to even bring in new designs for special games (ie Winter Classic) it is flat out
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#YEG
MY FRIEND’S DAUGHTER DID NOT COME HOME TODAY. If you see her or know anything, PLEASE let us know. PLEASE SHARE. Please.
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Tomorrow is now Ben’s Day in
#yeg
, right?
Official or not, we’re all just going to agree to that right?
Hey,
@EdmontonOilers
it’s Ben’s 6th Birthday tomorrow. A win tonight would be a great early birthday present!
#LetsGoOilers
#BenOilersStrong
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Hi
@TracyAllardUCP
, I see that you excused your trip, in part, because it is a family tradition.
Do you know what is a tradition in my family? There is a farm in my hometown that, every year, on the last weekend in November hosts their Christmas light up. You see, this family
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@jimmyfallon
Date went to the bathroom & had been gone several minutes. So I texted my roommate who had been in an argument w her ex. Except I had accidentally sent it to my date.
So while pooping he received a text from me on our 1st date that said, “Are you ok? I love you.”
#WorstFirstDate
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My boyfriend’s Mom asked me if I’d like to come over every couple of weeks for wine and she can teach me her recipes.
I lost my own Mom 6.5yrs ago and I still find myself thinking to call her when I have a question.
So this means the WORLD to me. Cook with your Mom if you can❤️
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Not an Oilers fan and not hopping in the bandwagon in any way, shape, or form…
But as an Albertan I can at least give credit that the “drag them back to Alberta” line is bad ass
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Recently had a man tell me, to my face, that I’m a 9 but if I lost some weight I’d be a 10.
All 230lbs of him is gone. And he was right. I feel great.
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A friend of mine just lost her ex husband suddenly.
Their young son had a hockey game last night and he insisted on still playing, wanting to score a goal for his Dad.
He scored 5.
I might be crying.
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A guy on a dating app’s bio said that he has all his teeth.
I messaged to ask if he meant in his mouth or in a jar somewhere.
I’m dying alone.
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IT’S A cap circumvention MIRACLE!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SKATING
🗿🗿🗿
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@awfulannouncing
@SarahSpain
A lot of people in these comments had her point go right over their heads.
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Buddy rams through the gates of Rideau Hall in his truck stocked with loaded weapons and he’s a “nice guy from a farming community who cooks garlic sausage”.
F off.
F aaaaaallllllll the way off.
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I have been voting for just over half of my lifetime. I vote in every single election.
I have never voted NDP.
But I would much rather have
@RachelNotley
than
@ABDanielleSmith
and it’s not even remotely close.
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Once upon a time I dreaded turning 40. It even just sounds like an ugly number. 😄
Now that I’m 5 months out from it- I realize how ridiculous that was of me. I’m finally coming into my own, loving life, and more comfortable in my own skin than I ever have.
And 40 is young! wtf
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Congratulations to the
@DallasStars
for scoring in each OT period.
Rare feat.
You don’t see that much
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I went out to watch live music. A guy noticed the
@DallasStars
background on my phone. He tried to chirp, “Did they even make the playoffs?”
Me: “how are you going to try to shit talk the top team in the West?”
Him: “they didn’t finish 1st”
Me: “yes they did.”
Him: “you’re wrong”
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The guys claiming to be “speaking up for” and “protecting women in sports” sure are quiet right now.
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The absolute hate and ignorance you have to have, to scream and yell at a 9yr old girl trying to just compete in her track and field day…
This is a CHILD.
Imagine being a young girl & having this man scream you’re a boy & your mother is a genital mutilator?
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@spittinchiclets
@BizNasty2point0
All these men crying in the comments.
I thought men liked squirting?
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My level of petty is not retweeting Rex Chapman videos and trying to find the original source so I can retweet THAT account.
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Honestly, there are things I could afford to be less hard headed on.
This is not one of them.
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He admitted to not knowing fully who King is.
And he apologized.
And he has committed himself to learning about who Pat King really is.
Honestly? I give him credit for that.
We obviously have too different of beliefs, but so much respect for anyone who can pledge to learn.
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He should lose his spot in the Prince Albert Sports Hall of Fame if this is how he behaves.
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Feels like it’s been raining in Alberta since Jason Kenney was sworn in.
I’m just sayin
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@FredTJoseph
That shirt is fantastic. Good for you.
I love the shirt, but would never wear it because I think it sends an entirely different message if I, as a caucasian, were to wear it. Totally different message that I would not be ok with.
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Also… the son is publicly still calling the girl’s Mother a “groomer”.
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Me: “I’d actually like to focus on dating and meet someone to find a long term relationship”
Also me: Prioritizes the
@DallasStars
playoff schedule over any dates
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Hey
@Alberta_UCP
- since you’re rolling out prizes (how is this real life?), could you maybe buy a ton of gift cards from local Alberta businesses and use those as regional prizes?
That’s more beneficial to everyone than passes to Stampede.
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Hallmark has me terrified that I have to return to my hometown to find the love of my life. 😐
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Employers - Never underestimate a simple and sincere, "Good job," to your employees.
My boss said that to me twice at the end of the day yesterday. I went home relaxed. I slept well. I was up early and enthusiastic for work today because of a two word sentence.
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Shippy is a good guy who played a goal song like he does for every team after every home win. After learning of the significance of the song he immediately apologized (multiples times), promised not to play it again, and made a donation to the Ben Stelter Foundation.
He handled
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I don’t feel safe going anywhere alone in Edmonton anymore and I think that’s really sad.
Most of my time living in Edmonton was alone. I would take transit alone at all hours. I worked at Kingsway and used to walk to/from work alone all the time- whether I lived by the giant
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Who is an NHL player you miss?
Pick someone not so obvious (ie not Gretzky, Lemieux, etc).
Someone another person might ask you, “why?”
Mine is Alexei Kovalev.
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I… I think this guy just now learned how well I have educated myself on socioeconomic issues and also how well spoken and hard headed I am when facing a point of contention.
Him:
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I thought my last relationship gave me confidence. Turns out- it was just me.
I’ve put so much work into myself that my baseline mood and confidence level is so much higher than my former “best” days used to be.
Also- I went more blonde 😄
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I’m straight up blocking unintelligent and hateful responses.
Zero patience for it.
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Just as dinner was ready, we thought of our neighbor who is on his own for Easter. We sent him a message to come to the door for a plate. He told us he had just been eating chips.
When he brought the empty plate back, he told us he took pictures of the food to send his family. 😩
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My heart goes out to Phillip as well. This is something that will always stick in his mind.
I hope he is ok
Phillip explains how he let the police in last night before they were fatally shot. How quickly things can change. Heartbreaking.
#yeg
#eps
#yegpolice
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Shout out to the Oilers fans around me at the game tonight. I might have had tears in my eyes at the end, but what a fun time.
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If you wanna
#BellLetsTalk
..
It’s a shit company who gives zero F’s about mental health.
I have witnessed stuff myself that has had me pledge to never be a customer. I would honestly encourage anyone with even Bell Mobility to switch.
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This is 100% a brag post but I lost all of the weight I put on in 2020 when I was a sad panda… and I am feeling fantastic.
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As I said to someone else- when I worked in sports radio, there were only two women in sports radio here.
And both of us were hired by Jason Gregor.
I reached out to Gregor as a listener, before he ever knew me, and told him my dream of sports radio…
I’m still processing what was heard on our airwaves today. When
@JasonGregor
said that having women broadcasters on Sports 1440 “doesn’t matter” I felt disappointed, angry and sad sitting there in the studio. Representation matters. I hope he’ll rethink that perspective someday.
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@lbrolin
@FINALLEVEL
Lori,
Us white women really need to stop trying to speak for the black community... ESPECIALLY to a member of the black community.
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@jon18790
This being your response to a child being harassed by grown men is exactly the problem. Grow up.
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I’ve put on a little bit of weight. Wasn’t sure what to wear to an event last night because of it.
Out of curiosity I threw on a dress I bought when I was thinner last year.
Turns out- I like it even better on me now.
Diet culture can shove it. 😄
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This bit by
@SarahKSilverman
makes me think of
@reesewitherspoon
in Legally Blonde.
"...masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment"
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The Oilers are totally going to win the Stanley Cup tonight, hey?
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@AngCooperman
Congratulations on a story where you’re happy you got to make that choice for yourself???
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Yes. I do enjoy offensive humour.
But if you take exception to me respectfully telling Ryan Whitney that an image displaying rape isn’t funny that is definitely a red flag on you.
Not me.
@AlleyDalley
@ryanwhitney6
You: “I love offensive humour”
Also you: “actually I don’t like offensive humour”.
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I still can’t believe Shaw and Rogers are allowed to merge.
Canadian consumers are getting screwwwwwwwed
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One of these days I will dress and act my age.
Today is not that day.
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I’m going with Edmonton Enema because you can shove all these names up your ass.
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Everyone else has to put their car in park, take their seatbelt out, and lean half their body out of the window when using a drive thru bank machine, right?
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I love my nephews but I need them to start having hockey games in rinks that have arena fries.
None of these rec centres with bullshit health food.
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Today is 1 year since my daughter Quarterbacked her Bantam football team to a Championship- winning the trophy named after her late Grandfather while his initials were on the field. It still makes me cry.
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@NJSimmondsbooks
Pretty sure these are a gift with purchase at the drug store when you expensive sunscreen
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(And let’s not make assumptions and put down small town people. You don’t know that. Plus I am small town born and raised and DAMN proud of it. Wouldn’t trade it for anything)
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