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@RearAdBsBlog
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4 years
Fuck college without the college experience, especially when you're overpaying. Take a year (or two) off if it's feasible. The only thing you get for graduating college "on time" (i.e. 4 years after graduating HS) is having to work for the rest of your life sooner.
@AP
The Associated Press
4 years
No keg parties, no long road trips and no guests on campus. Those are some of the promises U.S. colleges are asking students to make this fall to help contain the coronavirus.
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3 years
I’m crushed about Jimmy. I watched him grow up and live out every city kid’s dream by playing for the Boston Bruins. But beyond the hockey he was a gem of a guy, the epitome of happy-go-lucky. Jimmy just put you in a better mood. I’m gonna miss the hell out of him. 🏒☘️
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4 years
Brought my Emotional Support Pigeon with me for the flight to Philly. @spittinchiclets 🐦
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3 years
The number of current and former NHL players/refs/equipment guys/coaches/scouts/etc. who dropped everything and flew to Boston to honor Jimmy was a beautiful thing to see. An incredible turnout and loving tribute to one of their own. That’s how much Jimmy touched everyone.
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3 years
KNIGHT KNIGHT, CANADA
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3 years
Absolutely heartbroken for Pasta and his girlfriend. So terribly sad.
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3 years
Jesus fucking Christ.
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4 years
I sure hope the @NYRangers and Zoom do everything they can to catch the fucking asshole(s) who attacked K'Andre Miller with racist bullshit during a Zoom call today. Absolute fucking scumbag(s) who should be publicly shamed and barred from NHL events forever.
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4 years
Don’t call the cops on your neighbors for having beers in their yard. Especially at fucking 6PM on a Saturday. Knock on their door if you have an issue. Snitch asses.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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3 years
The stripper capitals of the U.S. and Canada will face off in the semis. #StanleyCupPlayoffs
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2 years
Today, we are all Cincinnati Bengals…and we don’t have deal with those two Tik-Tok knuckleheads anymore.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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2 years
The @spittinchiclets podcast was conceived 6 years ago today. It would be introduced to the world less than 2 months later. Happy Anniversary @ryanwhitney6 @MikeGrinnell_ @BizNasty2point0 .
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@RearAdBsBlog
Rear Admiral
4 years
This is very touching.
@hockeynight
Hockey Night in Canada
4 years
A beautiful moment ❤️ #Canucks goalie Jacob Markstrom lost his dad recently so Matt Murray, whose dad passed away in 2018, offered some support.
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3 years
Just a reminder that a Boston Bruins vs. Montreal Canadiens Stanley Cup Final is something that can happen this spring.
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3 years
Tough scene in TO. But anybody blaming Perry is a dummy.
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5 years
11 years ago, my wife bought this copy of @uncutmagazine for me. She never heard of it but saw @ledzeppelin on the cover so she grabbed it for me knowing I’m a big LZ guy. (1/8)
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3 years
Having a bar in my bedroom at college was pretty sweet. #DoogsTavern
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3 years
The NHL tried something on the fly during unprecedented circumstances. I’m not gonna beat up on them for it. The Winter Classic went swimmingly in Dallas last year so Lake Tahoe probably seemed like a safe bet. I don’t remember anyone calling a bad idea before today.
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5 years
Thanks for the free ad and shitty, slanted cut-and-paste article that’s been done 100 times already. But remember when you assholes covered up Matt Lauer’s deplorable and damaging sexual harassment for YEARS?Pepperidge Farms remembers.
@NBCNews
NBC News
5 years
Barstool Sports and the persistence of traditional masculinity in sports culture.
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@RearAdBsBlog
Rear Admiral
2 years
Sid vs. McDavid only available on NHL Network. Good job, NHL.
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5 years
All I can say is “WOW”. I’m legit overwhelmed by all of the texts, DMs, Tweets, and messages from everybody congratulating me on the move to full-time. I want to say “thank you” to all for your positive thoughts and vibes. You folks are the best.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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1 year
Hahahahah what a fucking embarrassment.
@spittinchiclets
Spittin' Chiclets
1 year
#LeafsNation wants no part of Boston
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5 years
I don’t care who your team is, this is fantastic.
@msmallmon
Michelle Smallmon
5 years
Vlady making one fans day extra special. This team has been incredible with the crowd today. @tara9191
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4 years
Been watching hockey for my entire life and never saw this happen before.
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@RearAdBsBlog
Rear Admiral
2 years
That was the best NHL season in recent memory. Thanks to the @spittinchiclets fam for making it even better.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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5 years
Can’t even begin to calculate the odds on this happening. So I’ll just enjoy the best pic from that night on a mousepad, @MickJagger . (8/8)
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@RearAdBsBlog
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17 days
That girl crying while waving the flag on the ice at the Mullett just broke me. 😥
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@RearAdBsBlog
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4 years
Sad day for the @spittinchiclets family as Eddie Shack has passed away. Our deepest sympathies to his family and friends. He was certainly one of a kind and a lot of fun.
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2 years
Holed up NHL player unable to watch his team play due to blackouts. 🥴
@FlyersNation
Flyers Nation
2 years
Claude Giroux is unable to watch tonight’s #Flyers game while he is quarantined in his hotel room.
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4 years
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1 year
@BarstoolPAT Settle down, Judge Judy.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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3 years
If NBC is doing NHL games next season (may well be w/ESPN), they need to have Tirico on much more. He’s been excellent calling the NHL from Day One.
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2 years
BRUTAL look for NHL/Yotes. But fantastic for ASU & students. Only school on planet with an NHL team.
@CraigSMorgan
Craig Morgan
2 years
BREAKING: AZ Board of Regents has approved capital development plan for ASU's multi-purpose arena that includes Coyotes' added team areas at NE corner. ASU will be Coyotes' temporary home for at least 3 seasons (approved for more) as they await word on proposed Tempe arena.
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4 years
Anybody who picks #7 should be put on a watch list.
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4 years
Unlike @BizNasty2point0 , I only did one take and didn’t have have a cinematographer. For a chance to go to the 2020 Stanley Cup Final, upload your Infinite Dangles video with @Rogers and #InfiniteDangles . Now you’re up @AAucoin33 and @binnnasty .
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@RearAdBsBlog
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3 years
Shoutout to @BizNasty2point0 for the shoutout. 🐗
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@RearAdBsBlog
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5 years
This is OFFICE-level awkward.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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4 years
Today’s schedule: breakfast hockey
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@RearAdBsBlog
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6 years
My official response.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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4 years
How the fuck was this headline OK’d and why is it still up, @globeandmail ? He wasn’t a band geek who died tragically in a car accident, he was a scumbag mass murderer not worthy of pussyfooting headlines. Jesus Christ, clean it up.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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4 years
Regarding the JR situation (a few have asked), @spittinchiclets will address it after the Christmas Break. We’ll discuss it internally and speak to any other relevant parties. In the meantime, everybody enjoy their holidays. Thanks for the support.
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Rear Admiral
4 years
Funny enough, Vegas is also a scary place covered in a whitish substance that leaves you cold, wet, and sad.
@LasVegasLocally
Las Vegas Locally 🌴
4 years
This is 50 minutes from Vegas. It's a scary place covered in a whitish substance that seems fun at first but quickly leaves you cold, wet, and sad.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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4 years
Just looking for an @NHL score, @espn ..... oh there it is after cricket, fucking video games, Little League, and minor league hoops.
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3 years
THIS IS HOCKEY!!!
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4 years
Fucks on net.
@PeteBlackburn
Pete Blackburn
4 years
Phillip Danault tried to hump a goal
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7 months
Ahh, so that’s why everyone groaned when NHL announced that apparel deal. 😬
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4 years
Incredible what he accomplished while enduring this in private. Quite a person.
@chadwickboseman
Chadwick Boseman
4 years
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5 years
Fuck these people. Humiliating kids because of shit outta their control is repugnant.
@thehill
The Hill
5 years
New Jersey school district proposes banning students with lunch debt from field trips, prom
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4 years
Not every day you get to interview your favorite player. Coming soon to @spittinchiclets .
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3 years
Incredible.
@Android_78
Andy C⚡️
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@RearAdBsBlog
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4 years
We want to thank everyone for the overwhelmingly positive response to today’s @spittinchiclets . We really didn’t know what to expect after we recorded. But after today, we couldn’t be prouder to call you guys and gals our listeners. Thank you for the love and support. 🖤💛
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1 month
Player gets 7 games for calling opponent “black boy n - - - - -”. Black player ALSO gets 7 games for responding with “racist piece of shit” to player who called him a “n - - - - -” (sussy since reduced). Jesus Christ, OMHA. Figure it the fuck out. What a brutal look.
@rwesthead
Rick Westhead
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The Ontario Minor Hockey Association suspended a Under-18 player for 7 games last week after an investigation corroborated an allegation the player said, "good job black boy n----." Jordan Jacobs, the U18 New Hamburg Jr Firebirds defenceman who was targeted with the racial slur,…
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2 years
PSA: the greatest hockey player on the planet is on ESPN at 9:30PM. Connor McDavid is elbowing himself a spot alongside 99 and 66 before our very eyes and it’s incredible to watch. Even if you’re not a hockey guy or gal, give it a whirl and also get hooked on playoff hockey.
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Rear Admiral
1 year
Oh my.
@spittinchiclets
Spittin' Chiclets
2 years
The future is not looking bright in Florida. 📺:
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6 months
That’ll do.
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3 years
Hating Michael Rapaport gonna finally unite America.
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5 years
I still can't believe Ovie KO'd Svechnikov tonight. Yeah, no shit, he's much bigger, I get how physics work. But I mean having the best scorer of his generation, perhaps ever, dropping the gloves with a fellow countryman rookie who worships him and knocking him out cold? Damn.
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@RearAdBsBlog
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4 years
Billion dollars worth of stupidity.
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4 years
Happy Canada Day to the best neighbors on the planet. 🇨🇦🏒 🥌🌲🌲🌲🍻
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3 years
“Fuck you, little bitch.”
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@RearAdBsBlog
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5 months
Happy @spittinchiclets Conception Day to those who celebrate…
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3 years
Happy 50th to my handsome co-star, Jon Hamm.
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3 years
Oh my
@Blundon82
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3 years
@RearAdBsBlog What’s grosser? This or the phone incident?
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3 years
Fuck off.
@therecount
The Recount
3 years
Gov. Pete Ricketts (R-NE): “If you legalize marijuana, you’re gonna kill your kids.”
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5 years
Right there. (7/8)
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Rear Admiral
2 years
Shut the fuck up, you fucking 10-time loser.
@KeithOlbermann
Keith Olbermann
2 years
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports
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4 years
Look for the Bruins to trade Torey Krug's rights tomorrow to a team looking for exclusive negotiations before UFA opens on 10/9. Colorado, Florida, Vegas, and Detroit are among the suitors.
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2 years
We need to eradicate blackouts. It’s not fucking 1985 anymore, @NHL (all due). Let everyone watch, ya dummies. You’re just sending people to pirate sites. And while we can all agree pirates are inherently cool, this isn’t the kinda piracy we wanna traffic in, @NHL . Fix this. 🖤💛
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Colin Dartmouth
2 years
@RearAdBsBlog If I get blacked out of one more game from ESPN plus due to NHL networks stream less coverage I am going to RIOT
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4 years
Oops! She did it again. 😂😂😂
@mackenzielozano
Mackenzie Lozano
4 years
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4 years
Tough shit.
@russian_bot_111
Russian_bot_111
4 years
@RearAdBsBlog Awful unprofessional for you and grinelli to have a favorite hockey team....kinda ruins your show for me
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5 years
Fucking idiots.
@NFL_DovKleiman
Dov Kleiman
5 years
@JimIrsay @PatMcAfeeShow You can really hear the booing by the #Colts fans during Andrew Luck's last walkoff the field in this video.
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Rear Admiral
3 years
Good thing they only let 3500 inside.....
@TheAthletic
The Athletic
3 years
Party like it’s 1993 🎉 Habs fans are going wild after advancing to the Stanley Cup Final 🇨🇦 🎥 @CityNewsMTL
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4 years
This is so fucking embarrassing for the league and the ref standing feet away. #sickleague
@BadSportsRefs
Bad Sports Refs
4 years
LeBron literally stops dribbling and then starts again and NBA refs are like 🤷‍♂️
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2 years
Guardians and Commanders might be the two worst nicknames in the 4 major pro leagues.
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4 years
Best thing you’ll see all day.
@Brink_Thinker
Kevin W.
4 years
This is so gratifying to watch
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1 year
I see no tanking here.
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2 years
Way to absolutely crush it in your debut year and raising the bar, @NHL_On_TNT . Was a real treat for @NHL fans. @BizNasty2point0 @RealRocket22 @AnsonCarterLA @WayneGretzky @liam_mchugh @KennyAlbert @Panger40 Koho Edzo Jonesy
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Rear Admiral
5 years
Dan, remember when you wanted to come on @spittinchiclets a few months back? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Also, our CEO wasn't hired in a "PR move" as you make in your sexist claim.
@CarBombBoom13
Daniel Carcillo
5 years
@Marisa_Ingemi Don’t let the @barstoolsports 🎹 warriors bring you down You don’t deserve that kind of treatment Their platform is built to resonate with toxic masculinity, which includes judging/belittling women who are in a position of power & who represent change in sport Fuck em
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2 years
Shut the fuck up.
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3 years
Chiclets to the 🌖. 🏒 🚀
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4 years
This is hilarious.
@timandfriends
Tim and Friends
4 years
Jordan Martinook's pregame ritual is yelling at Andrei Svechnikov. 🔊😂 (📹: u/bothliveofficial, h/t @jtbourne )
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3 years
Game 7 to play for the Cup. Gotta fuckin' love it.
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4 years
16 years ago today, I crashed my first Stanley Cup celebration.
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@TBLightning
Tampa Bay Lightning
4 years
On this day in 2004… Magic. ⚡️ #GoBolts
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4 years
“You don’t need to see his identification...”
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1 year
Another Hall of Famer in the books. What a guy.
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3 years
I’ve watched a shitload of playoff hockey but can’t quite remember a game-ending scenario quite like that. Spin-O-Rama backhander from a D-man at the wire stopped by D-man in the crease.
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Rear Admiral
2 years
This is what the media doesn’t want you to see.
@PeterTenkrat
Mr. Tenkrat
2 years
Brad being nice to goalies.
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4 months
Putting a playoff game on Peacock only has to be one of the dumbest things the NFL has done. Fucking Peacock? Haha GTFOOH
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Rear Admiral
3 years
After 27 years, we finally get an intra-Florida NHL playoffs series.
@NHLdotcom
NHL.com
3 years
The Tampa Bay Lightning will play the Florida Panthers in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. It will be the first time the teams will face each other in the postseason.
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Rear Admiral
5 years
Better chance of catching a razor blade in an apple than ending up with one of my gummies.
@FOX29philly
FOX 29
7 years
Officials: Trick or treaters beware marijuana candy, edibles
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5 years
How much of a raging asshole is Chase (Riley’s Dad)?
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4 years
Bravo @billburr . Spot on.
@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
4 years
Real Bostonians agree. Sam Adams Pumpkin Ale is a winnah.
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“After blackballing a player for taking a knee for racial and social justice, we, the NFL, stand for racial and social justice. Now, please enjoy this Indian war chant.” #SuperBowl
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