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Local man discovers purple patch
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Not even Leicester fans milk the charity shield win like arsenal fans do
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Nah I’m just rolling on the floor imagine city chief posted a salah comp 😭😭
Jürgen Klopp:
Kevin de Bruyne is warming up and the whole country is shaking.
[Sky Sports]
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Can anyone tell me why he looks like he was in tears?
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Is his first name prime or Mesut? Prime Ozil playing behind the highest goalscorer of all time couldn’t outmatch KDB playing with Bas Dost
Prime Ozil has better passing than any version of De Bruyne but you all are not ready for this Conversation.
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@KaizerRMA
No one watches Serie A they ironically had the best league in the world the same time the prem broke away. It’s their fault for not capitalising
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Show me a salah graphic just like this I WILL DEACTIVATE
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Gundogan’s three biggest goals have all been assisted by de Bruyne
@Z9Priv_
De bryune doesn't even produce big moments than Salah even at city the player that always stepped up towards the end of the season was gundogan de bryune faded towards end of season gundogan has won city more titles than de bryune quote me anywhere
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We’re being mentioned with the goats of the sport yet Liverpool fans will argue with hypotheticals…
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Brother he did it to Aguero who are you
🚨🚨🎙️| Kalvin Phillips: “After the World Cup was probably the toughest, when Pep came out and said I was overweight. He was right to do so, but there are different ways to go about it. I did not disagree with him… My family were not happy about it, either. Especially my mum.”
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I’m just deeping it now 32 g/a
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This whole sequence still blows my mind
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Life post Zack Steffen
You guys aren't deeping Stefan Ortega's FA cup stats.
9 clean sheets in 11 matches while conceding just 3 goals.
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But when Gerrard said KDB has a combination of different attributes from the best midfielders he’s faced you called him a mad man😂😂
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Sergio Aguero has the best non penalty goal ratio in premier league history . In fact, he could go 28 league games worth of minutes without scoring a single goal and he would still have the best ratio. Insane.
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These were the days . Now the turtle has been left in obscurity and Foden +Haaland are treble winners
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I can’t stop laughing man
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@JoshWoogsLFC
@nathrehman
Easiest position yet we need 4 players to accommodate half of his impact 😹😹😹😹
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Bernardo is underrated uno. Man doesn’t get g/a like that and his game is much more than that but he has 20+ g/a in ucl knockouts 😭😭
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Another
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What does Kane have over him
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The one player who makes me excited without showboating he’s out of this world Fr
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Record attendance just for little citeh 🤔
🚨⚪️ Santiago Bernabéu is SOLD OUT for the game against City!
A record attendance (new Bernabéu) is expected, all the tickets have been sold before the selling date for the general public.
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Vinicius chain snatched in his own league
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Destiny
You are Khvicha Kvaratskhelia.
Premier League clubs are interested.
Who do you join? 🤔
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Front row but no podium Liverpool fans are shameless 🤣🤣🤣
@Luke_MCFC
Ironic because that phrase applies more to De Bruyne than Salah.
But pls let me know when De Bruyne ever sits in the front row of the balon d'or gala.
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Why are these fools comparing the first decent midfielder they’ve had in ages to KDB? They’re nothing alike. Roadrunner from Hungary being compared to top 2 creators of the century I’m actually sick
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Fairs the two headed goat SilvaDeBruyne
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4 minute Salah comp might as well post The conjuring 2
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@bobbehfirmino
@registarodri
@z7afc__
That’s 1 though I know we haven’t won the ucl but we still have more iconic moments
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City Twitter want frimpong , musiala meanwhile Bruno Guimaraes x Paqueta fix 95% of our problems
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@georgemcfc21
Klopp’s image is built on hypotheticals. Shankly shaking in his grave at the sight of Liverpool fans in 2024
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Aguero was competing with wingers for carries yet some fool will mention Harold cuz of diagonals🤣🤣
The most threatening ball carriers in the Premier League from the 2011/12 season.
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Bernardo is such a strange footballer
⚽️ Biggest xG overperformers (goals - xG) in the Premier League this season:
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🥉 Bernardo Silva (+3.67)
🏅 Hwang Hee-Chan (+3.26)
🏅 Jarrod Bowen (+2.66)
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City Twitter is funny uno they want us to sell Haaland and Bernardo and bring musiala and Isak 😭😭😭
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This but “Man I love Foden”
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This won’t get rinsed like the KDB we’re too old quote but we have a better squad 😂😂😂
• I am not seeing a captain standing here with his chest forward, saying he will bring the EURO'S cup home.
🗣️ - Van Dijk: "Well, you have to be realistic. I will do my best and I am excited, everything is possible."
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Noonez “entertainer” but Morata “money laundering mule who can’t hit a barn door”🤔
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Carragher also said KDB is the best player in the league for the last 6/7 years😂😂yet they’ll tell you Salah better
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@UtdEIIis
@CliveDiaz2
KDB has only done that 3 times in almost 8 seasons if you don’t understand what rotation is then stop watching football
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Bro end of season heroics has made everyone forget 60% of our 21/22 season 😂😂
That city team was beautiful
They were so consistent that season
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They said we’d never have the run
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@Logicull
More complete than Gerrard ofc. And you forget Yaya is one of the pillars of our rise to the top as well as being an African icon which is why I rep him
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Foden top the rest is up for debate
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