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funny your company's called virgin yet all you do is fuck people
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Welcome to But no seriously
Everton we might get
Dele! relegated
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they’ve been having this conversation for 5 years, and at the end of it all Walker and Trippier play the tournaments, very funny
Reece James or Trent Alexander Arnold (be as unbiased as possible)
{Poll thread}
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this is sick, this is the kinda thing you get printed and stick up all over your academy and show the kids what’s possible, even if none of them make it at Liverpool every one of them is a huge success for the club already
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we used to be a proper country
Next season is going to have the most un-Big Six collection of managers in the Big Six
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people talking about tactics when it comes to Real Madrid
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5 time PL winner at 23 😭😭😭😭
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6’3” and the most perfect balance of talent, skill, poise, grace, finesse, brains, power, mobility and athleticism
jack of all trades master of everything, to this day still my favourite player ever
comp credit:
@mcfci_
I could cry rn man. He’s (or was) a fucking unicorn. It’s not normal for a 6’4” player to be that mobile, agile and smooth at dribbling. As far as i know only him Zidane and Zlatan are the only 6’2+ players that were capable of it
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this one, always this one
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he’s 19 years old, Zlatan joined PSG when he was 9-10, this isn’t a crazy statement at all
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4 big defenders who want to defend, 2 big central midfielders, right-footer on the right wing, left-footer on the left wing, big-man little-man partnership up top, welcome to England, welcome to the 1990s
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got sent home from a World Cup (as captain) for having a tantrum and falling out with his manager btw
"Behaving like a spoilt brat"
Roy Keane is not holding back about Erling Haaland 😬
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fills my soul with laughter that they waited 30 years for this and nobody was allowed in to see it happen
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it just hit me that if you changed just 5 Liverpool results from the last 5 years, they would be CL winners, then invincible centurions + CL double winners, centurions again and then quadruple winners
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the league is going to be so much worse off when he finally packs it in, proper PL legend
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Petr Cech, Technical and Performance Advisor, will leave his role effective 30 June.
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yep I’m sure his *checks notes* 0 goals & 1 assist in 8 La Liga appearances this season have been the key!
🚨DID YOU KNOW: The two seasons prior to David Silva joining Real Sociedad, the club had never reached the top of La Liga.
In his first season, they held 1st place for seven weeks of the season.
Now they are at the top again for the 5th week in a row whilst on a 16-game unbeaten
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nobody:
the sorting hat:
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Cancelo; weird footballer
on the surface far too good technically to be a defender, but too stupid to be a midfielder, and too limited to be a forward
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this lot deciding Jorginho, Christensen and Rüdiger are the greatest players to ever play the game over the past 6 months despite leathering them with homophobic, misogynistic and racial abuse during throughout their Chelsea careers is hilarious man
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Bernardo Silva: *talks about Manchester City*
Anfield Watch:
Bernardo Silva:
"I'm not complaining here, but I feel like other clubs get a lot more credit than Man City for doing less. Here at Man City, you do something great and they make it look like it's just good."
#lfc
[espn]
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think he might be the only player who could have 7 seasons, 339 appearances, 131 goals, 95 assists, 4 Premier Leagues and 8 other trophies to his name and have people even ask this question
🤔 Should Raheem Sterling be considered a Man City legend?
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the funniest thing about this is that he’s only half joking, he lives the sport so intensely that he probably knows every little fact and statistic about his team and an issue that glaring and obvious probably keeps him up at night the big weirdo
🗣️| Pep Guardiola on his aims for next season:
"Score a goal against Spurs away." 😂
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he will literally never play in sky blue
Welcome to Manchester, Ortega Moreno! Can't wait to see you in sky blue.
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people who refuse to accept that smoking weed (to excess) has no potentially harmful and negative side effects fuck me off man
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it’s kinda incredible how Grealish improved instantly the moment he didn’t have a false-fullback trying to do exactly the same things in the same areas
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KDB got 31 assists last season
112 games, 27 goals, 15 assists.
What is Martin Odegaard's best moment in an Arsenal shirt so far?
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Julian Alvarez when Pep tells him there’s no place at City for individuality or flashy celebrations
🚨 | 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟:
#ManCity
have 𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙 the signing of Argentinian 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙙, Julián Álvarez. The player will stay at River Plate until July 7th on loan. Spider-Man has a 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚. 🕷⚡️
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am I bugging or did Aké not score the winner in this game? 😭
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FT in 2038:
“am i the only one who thought The Emirates was named after Emery??? 😂😂😂”
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give Sancho and Rashford a striker with a working body and working brain and I can’t help thinking they’ll explode, too much talent there
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Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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@AC15i_
apart from the two seasons he was amazing and won YPOTY, and in 18/19 where he scored a winner vs Spurs in the run-in, sure
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refusing to align yourself with the ideologies of ‘the West’ and how they view LGBTQIA+ people is one thing
refusing to take part in a token gesture to support them against oppression, abuse and criminalisation is another
why should I respect you or your decision
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That’s funny, 2 is also as many trophies as Kyle Walker has picked up in all of of 2018, as many as Spurs have picked up in 27 (twenty-seven) years.
Kyle Walker-Peters has registered as many assists vs. Leicester City (2) as Kyle Walker has in all of 2018.
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they had some moments under Roman but this Todd ownership era is absolute fucking cinema man, welcome to Boehlywood
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Unbelievable 73 seconds from you fella 👊 hopefully you get over 100 in midweek 🙏
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Leroy when he’s had a bad day:
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Ruben’s first 3 seasons in England have been absolutely outrageous 😭 PL 3peat, the treble, 6 trophies, PFA/CL/FIFPro XI spots… just need him to get the armband and win some trophies as captain and score some Kompany-esque big goals and we’re blagging our way in to PL goat talk
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a striker, a centre-back and a right-back? no thanks!
Just thinking about this potential England midfield at the Euros this summer 🤤
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Van Dijk is the greatest to ever do it man I don’t wanna hear a single other name
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United are much more likely to beat us in that FA Cup final if they sack Ten Hag and put some football erritejj shagging cheerleader like Darren Fletcher or Nicky Butt in as interim who’ll just shout “we’re Manchester United” at them and then pick the 11 who shout it back loudest
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only beat tiny teams when we won it last year too
Feel sorry for Man City, must be tough always getting these difficult draws!
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VAR deniers this is the house you want to build
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Bruno when he’s playing badly is the biggest net-negative footballer I’ve ever seen, the worse he gets the more he wants the ball and he then proceeds to get even worse, as he carries on doing shit things in this vicious never ending cycle of terrible football
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none of it matters when it comes to them, they win through the sheer power of heritage
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we spent £100m on a BooHoo model with no brains and a funny accent hoping it would make the English public like us a bit more
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the invincible quadruple
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£145,000,000.00 (just for context)
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he put his body on the line to bring the treble home presumably because he knew this was his biggest and best shot at it, I don’t wanna hear jokes about him not playing the 90 last night man, this injury might actually be the beginning of the end for him
Kevin De Bruyne reveals he’s been playing with a hamstring tear for the past two months - and that it’s completely snapped now
#mcfc
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I think the Trent > Dani Alves shouts were the peak of the various stupid things that ended up being said about this Liverpool team last year
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I can’t begin to express how much Bellingham needs to join literally anybody but Liverpool, they’d start spontaneously combusting
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propa numba 9 and centre arf battle, none of this false nine and tippy tally defender nonsense
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i don’t really get how (some of) their fans are so happy talking about him as a footballer and just a footballer like nothing else is attached to his name anymore, it’s baffling to me
Thomas Partey is the difference for us in the tougher games. His ability to play through the lines on the ball & his positional discipline off the ball is what makes him world class. Due back next week vs Everton & ideally need him playing every PL game until the end of October.
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worst co-sign of all time
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having Kyle Walker as your right-back and managing to downgrade on the quality of human with your replacement would really be something
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I really really like him, but I’m still not entirely sure what he is (other than an outrageous athlete)
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Liverpool winning the quadruple beating Chelsea in both domestic cup finals, finishing above City in 2nd & Chelsea in 3rd and beating City in the CL final would be the most comprehensive season of dominance by a club over a league and country ever ffs, we cannot let it happen
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@ZG1999_
nah pre being broken by Levy and then killed by Paris he deserved to be in that picture
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who said Maguire looks like he runs like he’s got a towel around his waist
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Boateng did all this, Marcos Alonso killed a woman, Mendy was arrested for rape and was bailed - then abused more women whilst out on bail, Ronaldo has accusations up to the eyeballs and nobody cares, Giggs headbutted a woman and was given a box and a hero’s welcome at OT...
boateng punched his partner so bad he punctured her kidney, bit her on the head, threw glass at her, etc etc. was found GUILTY and what is he doing? playing football in france. the justice system is so fucked.
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bidding £110m and clearly briefing everyone about it only to be told to fuck off cos he still only wants to join a team that finished 12th last season might be the biggest transfer L in recent memory??????
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we haven’t even scored a goal there
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I love seeing academy boys make an impact and I don’t care what club they’re doing it for, it’s one of the best parts of football to me
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John Stones ran an entire right hand side by himself for an hour ffs I’m still levitating
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but Nuñez will probably score in every game against us anyway
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is this the Declan Rice who could do what Rodri does but Rodri couldn’t do what he does
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Walker has made 17 starts for England at major tournaments (World Cups & Euros), Trent has made 17 starts for England in total, and James has made about 9
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people just don’t understand man
People’s recollection of Pre Simeone Atletico is flawed. What Aguero and Forlan did to keep that ship afloat can never ever be dismissed.
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best debut ever
You can all laugh but I’ll never forget when he pocketed prime Diego Costa 🐐
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Immobile and Lukaku seeing who can be the bigger hinderance for his nation from opposite ends of the pitch
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Who is even the “big 3?”
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looked like we went straight from smoking in the park for 4/20 to getting smoked at St James’ park blud 5 IN 20 fam
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