You can’t reprimand a cat this size loool but also how do so many people have these rescued animals as domestic pets? Is there a funding issue with sanctuaries?
If I’m a Sheffield United player I’m not even telling honeys what I do for a living. If they ask how I can afford all these bottles I’ll say I work in tech
footballs literally a game of opinions , ur not supposed to care whether ppl think ur right or wrong, enjoy the game how u see fit. But don’t bring up how “Son is outperforming his xG” infront of ur uncles. My cousin tried it n they sent him to wash plate. He’s 21
🚨 BREAKING:
Ivan Toney speaks on his future:
"It's obvious I want to play for a top club, if a club was to pay the right money then who knows.” 🔉
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@SkySportsNews
Despite a strong second-half showing, we bow out of the Bristol Street Motors Trophy.
Thanks to the 1️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ travelling Brewers fans for your support 👏
#BAFC
THEY TOLD US WE ARE NOSTALGIC.
The other day I heard 12yo kid I coach say “noooo, I’m playing left 8” WTF bruv in my day the 2 CMs was both running round tryna be Gerrard. It’s shit
🇦🇷🗣️ Lionel Scaloni: "We are losing the essence of football. Not only at a professional level, but also with kids."
"My children play in Spain and are overwhelmed with information. They receive the ball, and they're already being told what to do."
"There are fewer dribblers…
💭🏴 Dele Alli: "I have a reminder on my phone every single day at eleven o'clock that says: World Cup 2026".
"That's my aim. That's my level", told Sky Sports.
In year 9 TWICE I lied to my mum saying I’m going party , she hit me with the “something bad gna happen” blah blah.
The whole time I was at my friends house across the road. That’s wen I clocked women intuition is waffle they just guess till they end up being right
if u get fined this much cos someone couldn’t put their phone away u might aswell put 100k on their head and bring the total losses to 750 racks. Not financial advice
🚨 Marcus Rashford is facing a £650,000 fine, equivalent to two weeks' wages, for calling in sick to training, despite being seen at a nightclub in the early hours of that day.
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@TheSunFootball
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Kalvin Phillips
Connor Gallagher
Jordan Henderson (C)
High energy. Honest lads. True Brits. I want a national team that represents my country. 🏴🇬🇧
Not having dual nationality with countries like Luxembourg & Liechtenstein is where a lot of us fucked up. Coulda been in step 3 playing twice a year against CR7
“Football didn’t fall off, you’re just a nostalgia merchant”
This advert isn’t even possible today, who would you even use? (Nike Athletes) Look at how many worldies were left out.
I like barbers who use pop hairlines to show their work. Some barbers will only put the Jude Bellingham hairlines on their page but they’ll hide the work they did on Younis Kaboul
🚨 Atlético Madrid is very close to signing Moise Kean on loan! 🇮🇹
Juve have already given their agreement, all that remains is the details to settle.
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@DiMarzio
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donny patterned the situation , even managed extract the car seat & homegirl come out the gaff with A NEW BORN making noise ??? where’s the sense in that
Premier League tracking data shows Nicolas Jackson ranks top among all players for sprints.
He has made more off-the-ball runs than any other Premier League player this season. He also ranks top for attacking runs.
Most impressive, though, is that Jackson also comes out on top…
He meggsed man. Then WRAPPED it. With maximum composure and drip. Fuck that square head
#5
I’ll sell my liver to bring this Mainoo guy to the Black Stars
2 Birmingham brothers who filled in application forms to join Isis and planned to travel abroad to commit Terror attacks have been jailed.
#news
#isis
#fyp
John Obi Mikel: "My dad got kidnapped while I was playing at the World Cup 2018 in Russia. [...]
#Chelsea
were very supportive. I remember Roman Abramovich saying, do you want me to send people over? Because I know if I send people over, I can get your dad out."
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@talkSPORT
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