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Caroline Hoy

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All views my own, unfortunately. Might tweet about healthcare marketing, parenting, grief, fashion, and other human-y things.

Indiana, USA
Joined September 2011
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
I think I’ve finally gotta get off this site, which makes me sad. Look for @AhoyCaroline on all the other platforms.
@BernieSanders
Bernie Sanders
1 year
Elon Musk, the world’s richest person, is donating $45 million a month to the Trump campaign. If democracy is to survive in the US, we need to overturn Citizens United and move to public funding of elections. We need a government that represents all, not just billionaires.
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@SenWarren
Elizabeth Warren
1 year
I condemn Iran's attack on Israel. Israel has a right to defend itself, but Netanyahu can’t be allowed to drag us into a war in the Middle East. This cycle of violence won't bring the hostages home or make anyone safer. We need deescalation, a ceasefire & an end to this conflict.
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
Look, Walz is likable because he’s nice. You don’t get a pit bull in a golden retriever.
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
Did you know Kamala Harris as VP is actually omnipotent and *could have* given each of us a pony but *didn’t* because of… border?
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
CAN’T UNSEE
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@rebecca_fachner
Rebecca Fachner
1 year
What do you think the chances are that Vance knows any of his kids teachers names?
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@gossipbabies
cancela lansbury
1 year
I say this every four years but I would much rather watch a First Ladies debate. Melania would be like I’m the most beautiful woman in America and I won’t be ashamed of my body and Doug Emhoff would be like I defended the Taco Bell chihuahua in court
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
He does actually think we’re that simple and dumb.
@JBKSchlossberg
Jack Schlossberg
1 year
JD’s pink textured tie — why ? What’s it saying to the people ? “Hate women ? Me ? Impossible, just look at my tie !”
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@abbyolcese
Abby Olcese
1 year
Secretly hoping the VP debate tonight is just Walz and Vance standing on opposite sides of the stage and seeing who can get a dog to come to them.
@dog_rates
WeRateDogs
1 year
This is Scout. I had the pleasure of going on a walk with him and his dad, @Tim_Walz. We talked about the time Scout locked himself in a bedroom, why you should be honest about going to the vet, and why dogs bring us all a little closer together. 14/10 https://t.co/vKeGbVB41S
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@svershbow
Sophie Vershbow
1 year
I need JD Vance to stop saying "Margaret" in that creepy way.
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@JessicaValenti
Jessica Valenti
1 year
Every time Vance says "Margaret" an incel gets his wings
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@JessicaValenti
Jessica Valenti
1 year
There was no way that Vance wasn't going to interrupt and talk over two female moderators.
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
JD Vance, your pink tie isn’t fooling any women, we know a slimy, condescending weirdo when we see one.
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@mrbenwexler
Ben Wexler
1 year
HARRIS: Let’s build 3 million new homes TRUMP: Let’s do a national day of violence POLLS: Statistically tied
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
Cool, cool.
@PinellasGov
Pinellas County
1 year
Electric Vehicles that have been flooded in saltwater can catch fire. If you evacuated and left an electric vehicle or golf cart in your garage or under a building and you are not able to get to it or move it, we want you to let us know. /1
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@wilsonhartgrove
Jonathan Wilson-Hartgrove
1 year
God bless the soul who stopped their car & jumped a concrete barrier in Western NC to warn oncoming traffic that I-40 had just disappeared in front of them.
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
Theory: Trump “leaked” the J D-ossier to pave the way for getting rid of him.
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@shannonrwatts
Shannon Watts
1 year
I’ll stick with the bear, thanks.
@AccountableGOP
Republican Accountability
1 year
Donald Trump: "I make this statement to the great women of our country. Sadly, women are...more stressed, and depressed, and unhappy than they were four years ago...I will fix all of that and fast...I am your protector. I want to be your protector."
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
Every Austin airport bar:
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@AhoyCaroline
Caroline Hoy
1 year
The funny part is tonight is just the beginning of his epic meltdown.
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