Aliyu
@Abba_ari
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One thing about me is that I
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Joined August 2009
Sneak peek at the new cover of my novel. Please like this photo so my brain would release endorphins or whatever it is brains release when photos are liked
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81, he said no.
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No wonder they don't like aerial photos of the Sphinx. For a civilization with proportional art in all other statues and reliefs, the greatest of all statues in Egypt is grossly disproportionate between head and body.
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Bro so I had court today & the judge asked this man who drove him bc his licence was suspended & he replied "my bitch..." with a straight face 😂😂😂. Then after the long silence gone say "oh my bad... My bitch, your honor" 😂😂😂😂
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🚨 Strong rumour within Labour of an interim Prime Minister next week …
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Unpopular opinion: the piece of shit universally hated movie from 2004 that i watched on repeat at 7 years of age is actually an underrated masterpiece
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A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind BENJAMIN NETANYAHU.
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in the time between Grand Theft Auto V and VI being released, Watford have (so far) appointed 20 permanent managers
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We need to kill this design trend before it goes any further. This goes double for car brands that are just throwing out logos for shittily spaced letters too.
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Am i the only one that has never gotten burned by a car cigarette lighter because I'm not a moron?
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🚨🗣️ Nigeria national team coach Eric Chelle: "My biggest dream is to become Real Madrid's first ever African coach."
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The iPhone is the second highest selling product of all time, behind the Rubik's Cube.
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Competed on what
If the world competed 1 on 1 with each other the winner would only have to win 33 times.
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The lady paying to be nnpc GMD is she not ashamed? 600m???
EFCC Arraigns Two for Alleged N600m NNPC Job Fraud The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC on Monday, February 9, 2026 arraigned Gidado Ibrahim and Halimat Adenike Tejusho(at large) before Justice H. Muazu of the Federal Capital Territory, FCT High Court, Maitama,
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Dang they cut off her ears?
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell pleaded the Fifth Amendment to Congress today, her hearing is now over.
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Ed Still used to work in my local barber's, they were always calling his name.
BREAKING: Watford are set to appoint Edward Still as their new head coach. Still, 35, is the brother of former Southampton boss Will 🚨
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Let’s set aside how disgusting this is: letting your pet think the stove is a surface to walk on is unbelievable negligent.
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