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I tweet about things that interest me. God ~ Psalm 91 | Investment Banking, Crypto & Growth | Tweets are my own + are never advice
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🚀 Token Launch Strategy 🚀
Both crypto teams who have been building through the bear market and opportunistic memecoiners’ are launching tokens at a breakneck speed
While some of them have been thoughtful in their approach others have been well... degenerate
In this post, I
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Comparison is the thief of joy. Enjoy your nap 🙏🏾🙏🏾
Molly Mae’s idea of a well done to herself: £37,400 bracelet
Me saying well done to myself: a lunchtime nap
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Finished. Chemical Engineering Masters Degree from University College London, in the bag.
Eternally grateful to God, my family and my friends - especially team Chemical Engineering '20.
Long time coming.
Last mash of my Chemical Engineering career. We go again (for the last time).
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@blessingmariee
Utterly ridiculous.
1. Price of my data to others does not equal the value of my data to me
2. Anonymised data is probably cheaper for Co's and they can connect dots on demographics
3. They can sell it to scandalous companies that I am against morally for a quick buck....
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I’ve moved to NYC 🇺🇸
I can already feel the capitalism coursing through my veins.
Grateful to God and ready to
work to build my dream.
The UK, it’s been real 🇬🇧
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My issue with state-sanctioned currency is:
(i) they can turn off your access to £££ on a whim
(ii) they can sell your purchase history to third parties (or get hacked)
(iii) that every transaction that you'll ever make is tracked
Its a no from me
My thoughts on "Britcoin" (the UK's digital currency that will replace cash)
While I love the idea of decentralised digital currency, I do not like the idea of a centralised digital currency... In fact, I loathe it.
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The best advice I've had for landing interviews in finance was to:
1. Open a virtual trading account
2. Write a weekly blog on my thoughts on the markets (1k wrds)
You learn so much + actually have tangible proof that you're keen & a hard worker.
Slap the link on your CV.
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Completely fine.
Now down to students to work hard to prove themselves moving forward.
Good.
BREAKING: GCSE students in England have achieved a record-breaking set of results, with a surge in the number of top marks handed to them after exams were cancelled due to
#coronavirus
.
Read more:
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@blessingmariee
@sarah_ogun
i just want to shake leg abeg. i'll even dance to oonst oonst classics
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It's taken 9 internships in 7 years to get to this full time gig.
I'm grateful.
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I am very happy to announce that I am one of the winners for
@odgersberndtson
's
#CEOx1Day
programme!
I am very much looking forward to meeting Michael Izza, the CEO of the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales (
@ICAEW
). Glory be to God
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Rishi going down in history. Paying wages. Crazy. Absolute scenes.
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Work unbelievably hard at A-Level to get into a good uni and then get your 60%/2.1. Call it a day.
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Anyway, managed to secure the bag for the next three years. We lit.
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I’m genuinely shocked that more people don’t elope. Obvious societal cultural shift that will grow massively
People talking about £30k+ weddings as an entry cost like it’s bread and butter?!
Finance is a key reason for divorce and I’m shocked man - house? Honeymoon!
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🔮Airdrop + Strategy 🔮
@MantaNetwork
has *confirmed* its Airdrop & here's how I'm playing it...
In my latest post, I:
- Predict $MANTA token price
- Give you a walkthrough (what/how)
- Talk Strategy and how to maximise your $$$
- Alpha
wgmi. Thread & link below
1/x
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Biggest work lesson so far is don’t spend more than 20 minutes suffering. Just ask for help and things go so much faster
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Anytime anyone asks why I moved…
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Man, God really is so good I can't believe it.
Just been denied (read rejected) by something that I have wanted and worked hard towards for the past few months. The alternative that they offered is so much sweeter.
Help me thank God friends
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Oil at zero? Primark £0 sales? Negative rates? Carnival Cruises issuance at 10%+? Shortest 'recession' ever? Aston Martin stock price? Highest ever US unemployment?
So much fodder it's crazy.
The next IBD application cycle is going to be a wild west. Be ready.
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“I retired my mum”
Oof sent shivers down my spine. The goal fr
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😂😂😂 privilege hitting so hard you snitch on yourself in 4K!
Only missing national security number...
This woman was maced inside the Capitol. She told me, "It's a revolution!"
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I say this often by I absolutely loathe talking about work when socialising - I hate "status games"
What do you enjoy my dude
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Using
@tokensets
Crypto is so cool. You can create your own asset management product (basket of coins) and charge a fee with sets
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@blessingmariee
@BeyLegion
@JYPETWICE
@topazjem
That said, I often forget they're humans because the performances are always so perfect 👏
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@sircryptokami
@weremeow
Because they are trying something new. If this works, smaller teams know they can launch and protect themselves vs having to pay a middle man market maker. Pretty simple
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I absolutely love helping young people secure their future.
Y13 popped up randomly on Whatsapp and asked for help with apps.
He's now managed to secure:
- x3 internships (university summer breaks)
- Full tuition fee scholarship
- Totalling ~£40k for all
God is Good.
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Just graduated virtually. Finally feel like I've finished.
Happy that they did it virtually but looking forward to graduating in person.
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I have all these unique ideas but often get 'stage fright'.
Beat advice I've had for this was "someone else is going to do it"
Helps to set me straight
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Well if you didn't know, now you know...
Silicon Valley Bank in 1,000 Words
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New blog post:
Not advice
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@nadz_cee
@nikitabier
People say the stock market averages 5-7% a year. Hence if there are years greater than 7% there are going to be years with less than 7%. We've had a good few excess years
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2nd year out of uni and my mate is already on a 4-way Zoom with a CEO, COO and head of M&A.
Cannot wait to be done with ink...
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I've just met a super inspiring man - my uber driver.
Bulgarian, came to the UK in 2007. Grinded in all sorts of jobs, works hard, gives back to his community, managed to land two homes in London.
He gave me great life advice too. We've swapped details.
Class Guy.
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this will end in tears. gov has got to stop it.
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Intern szn @ work. Im going to be the mentor that I wish I had
By the end one of three things will happen/means it’s been a success
1. They like IB and land a job here
2. They like IB and are super equipped to get a job elsewhere
3. They don’t like IB but had fun
Let’s get it
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Helping people get jobs is definitely one of my passions. I do it with my best friend and it's always so special when we get thank you messages.
I love it.
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One of my proudest moments was helping someone land an internship at an IB.
Studied an unrelated subject, CV only had baby sitting on it.
Ended up with two offers. 😤😤😤
I'm running a CV/CL session tomorrow and I'm excited. Those CVs are going to be spotless!
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managed to successfully join the Royal Society of Arts as a fellow. Nice.
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But also
- start tutoring
- see if I can smash the GMAT
- sort out my finances and my health
- Do the most
- Learn about BTC
- work for a charity
I can't wait for my 4 month break. Going to buy an 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle and listen to podcasts.
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Seriously, UCL should not even consider online graduation.
Postpone. Don't substitute.
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It’s summer what do we expect?
Man I can’t stand when they take us for idiots
Good news for families today as energy bills fall by £150 on average - down £580 since April.
But I know things are still tough and I'm working night and day to bring down inflation so that the pound in your pocket goes further.
Here’s what else we’re doing to support you👇🧵
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I’ve never lost as much $$$ as I’ve lost today… at least x3 my biggest loss day so far
I’m super calm. Lesson here is don’t rent your conviction.
The hat stays on.
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@Carnage4Life
By definition, acquiring then actioning such cost savings is a (sad) part of the process and finding cost synergies
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One of my goals this year was to land a youth board seat. Managed to land a youth advisory role with the CEC + BYC in an area close to my heart so well on the way. Fun start to the week.
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Lotta people say this but make zero effort
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I'm running a CV/CL session tomorrow and I'm excited. Those CVs are going to be spotless!
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Don't they know what social media is. 108% on Turnitin
Hey
@Forever21
,
Why are y'all selling a design that this young woman created without her permission? Retweet this yall.
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90% gains in one day! Wow my first rocket ship. Here’s to many more
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Get a group of friends (3-5 serious candidates) and set up a "Apps 2021" group chat on whatsapp.
Ask question, share opportunities and help each other.
Iron sharpens Iron.
Application windows are opening for internships/grad schemes in the UK and it's a tough time out here in 2020 so I popped together some tips that should provide a general guide. Pls add any further thoughts/tips below, you never know who may need it.
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I mean I’ve always known but having ran the numbers and read into it, financial freedom is close to impossible (or takes 20+ years of doing everything right or being paid astronomical amounts)
Gotta start a biz / own equity from a start up
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A guy on my course went out of his way to create error analysis to justify that our coursework was wrong, thus increasing everyone's grades by up to 20%. An absolute hero that we do not deserve
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@ibapeacock
Competition and markets authority. Controls price gouging and fair markets in the UK iirc
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Neg Oil Price Explainer:
- Oil Futures with May delivery have hit zero (now trading negative)
- Catalyst - global lockdown hence no oil demand
- Storage for oil has been filling up
- No storage left so if you buy it now you can't store
- Hence price through the floor
BREAKING: Crude oil prices on the May contract plummet below negative $10 per barrel; crude oil is down more than 160% percent on the day
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It’s so nice doing my part for the black community in banking. When I was at a BB we had 2 black directors take us under their wing so we can convert.
It’s so good to be able to do it at my firm now. Looking forward to summer!
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As we predicted:
“Delaware bankruptcy judge gave the green light to go forward with the process to sell the four subsidiaries: FTX’s units in Europe & Japan as well as two regulated brokerage tech and infrastructure provider Embed & LedgerX”
@Crypto_Joe10
FTX has identified $5bn in liquid assets as it tries to find funds to pay creditors
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1 month in nyc and people 100% take the UK (at least London) for granted.
There’s a lot wrong sure but relatively speaking there’s ALOT right.
Always good to compare yourself to the best - but I’ll report back once I’ve seen Singapore etc
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@benwegmann
The blackout posts censors people actually sharing education on the BLM movement so yeah work yet to be done
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I’m super lucky, my “honeymoon period” conversion is going so well
I’ve learnt to look at other relationships and learn from them to watch out for break up but we’re better than ever after 2 years
Radical transparency, God, being each other’s
#1
fan and abstinence are 🔑
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Massive massive respect for Medicine students.
They work unbelievably hard to get an offer to work unbelievably hard to study so they can work unbelievably hard to save lives
Here I am and I can't deal with all these death tweets.
Real heroes in the making.
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There’s way too much power in the follow up. Recommended x15 black students to my company and only x1 followed up for help and then 1-to-1 interview prep....ofc he got the offer.
Chuffed for him!
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@blessingmariee
@itsjustjadaxo
@topazjem
@WisdomSimeonn
I’m passing this year completely. Absolute money grab. Not even fun
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There's a gap in the market for no nonsense explainers on crypto + altcoins. No shilling, no bias. I could fill it. I've written notes on several coins and my friends have benefited but not enough time smh
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Like if they don't effect the 3 F's (family, friends or funds) why do you care?
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Update:
When I was selecting teams, 70%+ of them mentioned my recent post about "EBITDAC" & thought it was funny.
Now I've been allocated my team they asked when my next post is out.... as it's weekly I sent them my post on Monday about the FED.
Don't miss out. Start today.
The best advice I've had for landing interviews in finance was to:
1. Open a virtual trading account
2. Write a weekly blog on my thoughts on the markets (1k wrds)
You learn so much + actually have tangible proof that you're keen & a hard worker.
Slap the link on your CV.
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I used to be so against taking pics and videos and all about "enjoying the moment" what a load of BS. Going through my insta stories from the year and 2018 has been truly a movie. God is so Good. 2019, let's get it. Y'all ain't ready. With God on my side I can do all things.
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I'm committing to the Office US. I want to thank my friends and family for their support at this time. Tough 9 seasons ahead of me
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In this life you gotta focus on those in the arena with you.
1. Take the $4bn and it goes to $10bn. They’ll laugh
2. Leave the money and go to zero. They laugh
3. Leave the money and go to $10bn they complain about taxing you
Pray to the God of Isaiah 54:15 and work hard 🙏🏾🤙🏾
Clubhouse is the perfect example of a bag fumble. At one point twitter offered to buy clubhouse for $4.1B but they were like no we got this and now no one is on it.
Sometimes you need to take the partnership and money and run.
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“You’re only impressed by something until you get it” has rocked me to the core since I heard it.
Just so incredibly true and puts my wants into perspective. Also pretty motivating
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Can’t let social media rattle you / control your life decisions. Check your emotions. Ask yourself why you feel like that and move on.
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It's crazy that the most important day of my life (so far) was when I missed my offer w/UCL in 2015.
Got accepted after resits. Met incredible friends, have had incredible experiences and have worked at some incredible companies.
Has set me up for life.
Help me Praise God
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Not to mention when you know all of these things you can drop it into conversations when networking?!
Speaking to a trader, "what was the desk like on negative oil news?"
You can even choose an industry you like. I personally use consumer as that all we see on this app lol
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