Shafeeq
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DD/MM/YYYY
other formats can be confusing
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bro did a study abroad program
British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish
http://t.co/NRhhu5KTuN
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the price of mirrors was one of my most shocking adult discoveries
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how do people chill at home wearing jeans??? i literally cannot think of anything worse
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i can’t be the only one who uses these buttons 😭
If you ever feel useless, remember that these buttons in iOS exist…
If Apple would let us change them, what would you change them to?
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the worst feeling is when you're washing your face and water drips down to your elbows
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when i’m telling my mum something funny and she turns it into a life lesson
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the argument what i actually
in my head say
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my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me
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when you sleep to avoid your problems but end up dreaming about them
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when i wake up stressed i just go back to sleep
woke up at 4am, stressed so i
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by myself.
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i’ll be back when my heads cleared!
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me: ”everything’s on track thanks“
the track:
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Asteroid 'taller than Empire State Building' rocketing towards Earth at 11,200mph
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