🏴☠️Perry The Pirate🏴☠️
@PerryBurner
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@Angels GM. Perry is the name, pickin players is the game. #RepTheHalo
Anaheim, CA
Joined December 2020
Zach Neto is a franchise superstar player. Can you fucking pay him now so we don’t have to worry about free agency. Just do it @angels.
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Can we please just pay Zach a truck load of money right now. I’m literally begging . CC: @SamBlum3 @JeffFletcherOCR @Markgubicza @WayneRandazzo @Patrick_ONeal @EricaLWeston.
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This is my scheduled bi-monthly tweet reminding you that Luis Rengifo will re-sign with the @angels in the off-season for very cheap and be the best utility man in the 🌎 by far
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We feel strongly that there is no place for betting on Little League games.
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Ohtanis interpreter watching this series in federal prison (he bet angels moneyline every night to spite Shohei)
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To the other 28 fanbases, you’re welcome for what transpired in Anaheim this week ❤️. Twas a pleasure to serve you
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Paying homage to 🍌 ⚾️, the Angels Stadium ushers have broke out in a flash mob, per @SamBlum3
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Give me 9 Zach Netos and I’ll go to war against anybody.
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Zeferjahn is the type of dude who will have game worn jerseys sold in the Angels team store for $49.99 in 3 years.
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Sure Mike just struck out, but at least he’s a 3 time MVP who never broke the rules and stays loyal to the team who first employed him. Not all 3 time MVPs can say the same.
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Imagine watching a flat Kyle Hendricks upper 80’s fastball coming at you as a major leaguer. It must look so tasty.
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Fun fact, tonight will be the first time Shohei Ohtani has ever pitched in Angel Stadium without Ippei Mizuhara beside him during his elaborate pregame warmup, driving him to and from the game, eating every meal with him, and being his inseparable companion/confidant 24/7.
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I can’t imagine pulling up to an away game like this just to watch some mf named Bryce Teodosio own my team .
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Look at that mountain.Look at those trees.Look at that bum over there, man.He's down on his knees.Look at these women.There ain't nothing like 'em nowhere.Century Boulevard (we love it).Victory Boulevard (we love it).Santa Monica Boulevard (we love it).Sixth Street (we love it).
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Louis Rengifo is the most underrated scrappy Utility guy in the world Idgaf.
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