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The oceans don't suffer fools. Cancer doesn’t care about your pronouns. Assistant to the Regional Consigliere, E-4 Mafia, GOLDCORP CG Upper Miss. River Sector.

Up the creek, still paddling
Joined November 2022
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@402CanoeClub
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You were saying…. https://t.co/AedUmvZX7q
@HarmeetKDhillon
Harmeet K. Dhillon
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Seriously if it weren’t for Sikh truckers … y’all would be eating grass rn.
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl
T_p_tio 🎈
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I've never had the luxury of grocery shopping with someone else's money.
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@KETV
KETV NewsWatch 7
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After being founded in New York by an Omaha native, Williamsburg Pizza brings a second shop to the metro. @SamPastorino has more: https://t.co/XmJdr0JVZG
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@TheKevinDalton
Kevin Dalton
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“I was born a poor black child” - Gavin Newsom
@TheKevinDalton
Kevin Dalton
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"It was about paying the bills, man. It was just like hustling. And uh I was out there kinda raising myself. Turning on the TV. Started you know becoming obsessed. Sitting there with the Wonder Bread 5 stacks, peanut butter, Mac 'n cheese. That's how I grew up, bro." - Gavin
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@402CanoeClub
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Great thread here, exposing the rot at @CTULocal1. If you think your local public school teachers union is any different ideologically from what Chicago and Illinois have demonstrated, please think again.
@DeAngelisCorey
Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
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Not a single child was proficient in math in 55 public schools in Chicago. They spend $30,000 per student each year. The president of the city's teachers union was just promoted to run the statewide union. She called school choice "racist," yet sends her kid to private school.
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@GigiHSVARK
Gigs 🇺🇸🙋‍♀️
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@BillKristol Weak Men
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@asanderford
Aaron Sanderford
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START YOUR WEEK: With the latest on a legislative effort to consider impeaching a University of Nebraska regent whom authorities accuse of driving drunk in a crash that resulted in injuries to others. From @ZachWendling2 and @NE_Examiner: https://t.co/Vb5yOpK45W
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@persianjewess
The Persian Jewess
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Ilhan Omar: “Some people did something.” Zohran Mamdani: “My aunt got weird looks for wearing a hijab after 9/11.” Actual Americans: “2,977 innocent people burned alive in an instant right before our eyes…”
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@carolrosenberg
Carol Rosenberg
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Latest: The US Navy has been evacuating 1,000 residents from Guantánamo Bay, out of the path of Hurricane Melissa.
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The base commander on Saturday expanded a previous evacuation order to include “non-mission-essential U.S. citizens.”
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@402CanoeClub
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Outplayed and outcoached. #SkoBuffs
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@402CanoeClub
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Do you always send criminals a cease and desist letter? Find your handcuffs and get to work.
@DAGToddBlanche
Todd Blanche
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California politicians want to arrest federal agents for enforcing federal law. We just sent them a letter: Stand down or face prosecution. No one threatens our agents. No one will stop us from Making America Safe Again.
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@mikeroweworks
The Real Mike Rowe
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You Got the Pipes I told the Uber driver I was headed to DFW, and he asked me what airline. “American,” I said. “God help me.” “I got a million miles on those guys,” he said. “Me too." “And another million on United,” he said. “I got you beat there. Two and a half million
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@FairfaxCountyPD
Fairfax County Police
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Missing: 15-year-old Jaleesa Adgate was last seen yesterday at 3 p.m. in the 9200 block of Burke Lake Rd. in Burke. She is 5’5”, 110 lbs, with green eyes and red hair. She was last seen wearing a black hoodie, gray sweatpants, and black Ugg boots. (1/2)
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@RealJasonNelson
Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson
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Dear @AmericanAir; isn’t it a federal regulation to allow passengers who have necessary medical devices to keep their carry-on luggage? Why would a gate agent threaten to throw me off a flight if I didn’t give into her demands & give up my bag? Now I am left without my bag, and
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@402CanoeClub
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Your state is filing lawsuits to prohibit NG deployments and to prevent ICE from doing it's job. My state is repurposing it's correctional facilities to support the care and feeding of ICE detainees. We are not the same.
@asanderford
Aaron Sanderford
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START YOUR FRIDAY: With an update on the effort to remake a Nebraska prison in McCook into a state-run regional ICE immigration detention center. From @ZachWendling2 and @NE_Examiner: https://t.co/rlSWrvzc3s
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@402CanoeClub
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GM. Reading washer/dryer combo reviews. "Why does washer door swing R to L, and dryer door swings L to R, and can this be changed". Yes, frens, these folks vote.
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@JohnnyCasey89
Johnny Casey (JC)
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@TheDemocrats 🖊️ 👒 🤫 @TheDemocrats
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@402CanoeClub
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PP1 zone entry is shit. #GoAvsGo
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Right in the dipsy dumpster. I hate these jerseys. #GoAvsGo
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