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✉: [email protected] || ig: https://t.co/0nepnzxlxE
Joined May 2018
Why would I need to zoom that much? Am I a spy?.
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Come to Africa and you’ll find people older than this… 😂 my grandmother is 97 and her mom is still alive.
The world’s oldest living person, María Branyas Morera, has died at the age of 117. She was the eighth oldest verified person in human history.
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It’s perfectly fine to have different friends for different occasions.
Unpopular opinions about friends that will have you in this position ???
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Okes?😭😭😭
This guy just pronounced “grwm” as a single word😭.
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Tbh your girlfriend not knowing what gift to get you is a sign that she doesn’t pay enough attention to your interests.
Buying a man gift is so difficult, what do y’all even like?.
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And friends that help you clean up after hosting them>>>.
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This hun just said “my main goal in life is to be a house wife, I’m just doing this degree so my obituary isn’t empty” 😭😭😭.
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You’d swear English isn’t the only language they speak over there.
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POV: The perfect Uber ride. Me: Morning, how are you?.Driver: I’m good, how are you?.Me: No complaints.Driver:.Me:.Driver: .Me:.…. Driver: Have a nice day.Me: Thank you, you too.
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My biggest fear is ending up with a woman who thinks sex is the answer to everything….
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Explaining to your girl why she can’t live in your skin
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Just saw some couple walking together on campus with roses and all… Are we not here to learn???.
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Eating.
What is an expensive hobby of yours ?.
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Born to be a trust-fund baby, forced to be a hard working individual 💔.
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️️️️ ️️️️ ️️.
Men Only: What’s the sweetest thing a woman has ever done for you ?.
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Just because I address something doesn't mean I'm tryna argue. I like to talk things out and I love clarity. We’re adults, so communicate.
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To all the people asking why don’t I submit my great-gran for a “world record”… her ID says she is only 9 years older than her daughter (which is laughable tbh😂) so there’s no proof of her real age….
@BuhleLitha 120+.
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The “all that” you’re aparting is crazyyy.
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30-45 minutes.
how long do you wait before calling somebody baby?.
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Started the year in a relationship.Ending the year in a relationship . It’s not the same relationship but love the consistency 🥺.
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Temptation ya eng o le passenger?.
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Uni is so crazy cause you can start first year in Engineering, then graduate in Business Management.
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My contribution to society is ordering the cheapest meal whenever someone offers to pay for me.
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There’s a certain type of heartbreak that changes your brain chemistry forever.
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Break ups are so crazy man… . Someone goes from being part of your daily routine for months/years, to being a complete stranger you’ll never hear from again.
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Studying medicine so that I can get rid of her period pains>>>.
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Uber eats: You forgot to finish your order. No, I just came to my senses.
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I hope Mercedes and BMW see what Flysafair is doing🥺🥺🥺.
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I still laugh when people send me tiktoks I’ve seen before.
What’s your contribution to society?.
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When she stops doing this, just know you lost your girl….
Women can call you to tell you that water poured on their leg just so you can tell them sorry. Smh.
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No mara guys we’re too old to be breaking up now… if wa flop’a, you pay fine ya 1.5k and we move on.
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Okes I just blinked and loading shedding hit, I thought I went blind 😭😭😭.
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Mara ke spice sa di noodles mos?.
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Okes do y’all remember when Debonairs used to come with the dot turned black when your pizza was cold?.
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Trevor made it out of SA through comedy and there’s people tryna say he’s not funny? Man what?😂.
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- Don’t ever try to pay for anything.- I open all your doors.
Strict boyfriend 101:.
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Proposing in front the cows you’re going to send to her family? Real.
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Ngimdala I don’t have time to look for emojis . I love you 👞.
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I saw someone complain on here about mogodu 😭 they said you have to eat fast or o sala o ja papa ka candle😭😭😭.
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Last year I saved R105 every month, I had R35k at the end of the year… start saving today🙏🏽.
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Realising how boring they are <<<.
being your crush’s crush >>>>.
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Filling your blazer up with these to eat during class >>>.
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What’s with these shoes and looking like o apere banana?.
Amanda du-Pont shows off her Louis Vuitton sneakers worth R20 000.
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Your heart: 🥚 .Boys: 🥺🤲🏽.You: 🙅🏽♀️.Boys: 😭🙏🏽.You: 🥚🤝.Boys: 🍳.
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I just let out a sigh every time I come across this tweet.
Godly. Not a single unkept promise.Unequivocally, a man of his word. Honored my family. Introduced me to a love that drowns all my fears. Constantly reminds me that nights are for sleeping. Self Accomplished, but being your wife is truly living within my wildest dream🤍
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You choose an amount of money and donate😭.
How does betway work?.
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00:18 and I finally voted🙏🏾.
I can finally see the front😔.
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So sonke si wile? I haven’t seen a single Valentine’s post👀.
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“Men are finished” because he’s asking for reciprocation? I wonder if this is how y’all think irl too😂.
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The way I’m so down bad, my phone doesn’t even suggest words like “baby” and “babe” anymore. Just “bafo” and vibes.
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Not clearing up any rumours unless they say I have a bad music taste.
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Personally my girl would never have to buy her own hoodies while mine are there… that’s just me though🙏🏾.
buy your own hoodies.
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“Goodnight to me, I love myself so much. I mean the world to me”.
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It’s up there ngl 😂
Favorite tweet of your own?.
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One sip of alcohol doesn’t make you an alcoholic, but one round with your boy makes you gay? . Double standards<<<.
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Mara people with money…😕 why is the G-Class in the kitchen???.
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My mom just took a screenshot by herself… they grow up so fast 🥺.
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No groove in sight, no cuddles in sight… Yah neh, motho o wile.
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Realising you weren’t asking for too much, they just didn’t want to do it? All the signs were there but you couldn’t see them? Hai no okes.
Realising is definitely worse than finding out.
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Voting in SA is just deciding who you’d rather suffer under.
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“Feel my stomach”. While you knew you had another man???😭 nah she was EVIL😭😭😭.
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Please delete, our enemies are watching 🧍🏾♂️.
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If you block me, you’ll never hear from me again.
If I block you & you find another way to contact me, you definitely the one for me.
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If Jub Jub makes a show called “You promised to meet me”, they’ll fetch me everyday😭.
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Nka robala as soon as I get to work shem.
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Am I the only one who gets sad everytime my balance drops under 20k?🧍🏾♂️.
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Nah y’all need to decide if you believe in indoda or abazali.
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TL asleep? . I genuinely want to be in a relationship, but I just don’t think I have the time and energy for it. It’s literally demanding in all aspects… physically emotionally and mentally.
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The real og’s are Sgubu se Monati, Nana Thula and Labantwana Ama Uber.
piano when Emlanjeni, LiYoshona, Ba Xolele dropped >>>.
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I’m genuinely so unproblematic, it shocks me when people have an issue with me.
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Liquideep gave us BBM, Fairytale and Alone🙏🏾.
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Wow man… Porsche in matric? What were my parents doing while others were working?.
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