Sam
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I'm doing a new challenge called MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025. It's where I try to not kill myself through every hour of MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025.
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What a disgusting way to talk to someone at the renaissance fair wtf.
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almost a year since I paid casey frey to act as jake gyllenhaal in brokeback mountain. history luv ☝🏻
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This is the type of greed they talk about in the Bible.
File Name: The Bolter 🤍.Pre-order the new edition of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT with an exclusive bonus track for a limited time on my website now. 📷: Beth Garrabrant
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i paid casey frey $18 to pretend to be jake gyllenhaal in brokeback mountain. JCJAJJDJXUXU
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They’ll study the psychological effects he had on teen girls watching shameless in 2015
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Can everyone please manifest I get this beautiful apartment I toured today
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Men who understand the hell of being a teenage girl . - Jeremy Strong.- Thom Yorke.
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They showing up to school like this learning about colonization in APUSH
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almost 2 years since I paid casey frey to act as jake gyllenhaal in brokeback mountain, that’s history luv
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?.
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Cary Dubek would’ve done this gig.
Facehuggers have begun to take over New York for ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’. In theaters on August 16
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The plan? Create a PR mess so insane that everyone will want to see your movie despite how bad it is
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International Female Artist Merchandise Appreciation Day.
It’s International Female Artist Merchandise Appreciation Day! Share a picture with your favourite piece of Taylor Swift merch! It can be anything from vinyls and clothing to a piece of confetti from any of her shows!🎊#InternationalFemaleArtistMerchandiseAppreciationDay 💖✨🫶
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The Harry Potter reunion producer did NOT get a call back from Robert Pattinson 🤣🤣🤣.
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Smiling so hard for my dear close personal friends Cillian Murphy and Christopher Nolan.
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Watching the tl try and break down the Harry Styles Chris Pine spitting allegations like its the assassination of JFK.
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Some of you didn’t get to experience euphoria back to back with Big little lies in the summer of 2019.
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@johnkrasinski @VancityReynolds @MayaRudolph @MatthewRhys @jonstewart @SebastianComedy @Chris_Meloni He’s a goop friend to all. Keegan-Michael Key (@KeeganMKey) is Slime. Final trailer for #IFMovie drops TOMORROW - Only in theatres May 16.
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Have you ever visited california pizza kitchen? It’s pretty delicious. They make a Cajun chicken linguine just how I like it
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Me after trying to login to FAFSA.
Angelina Jolie once tried to hire a hitman to kill herself, because she felt a murder would be easier on her family than her committing suicide. The hitman talked her out of it by asking her to wait one month.
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Jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo is for girls who wish they were nepotism babies.
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I’m sooooooo drunk Francis from Malcom in the Middle Franncciiisssssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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Alexander skarsgard is another level of sexy like that is what a real man should look and act like.
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Omg she will sell anything.
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It’s so impressive just how much money she can get from yall 😭.
Hi! Well, so, basically I have a birthday coming up and I was thinking a fun way to celebrate the year we’ve had together would be to make The Eras Tour Concert Film available for you to watch at home! Very happy to be able to tell you that the extended version of the film
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