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@SebastianComedy

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SHOP THE SALE >>>
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What happened to being bored?
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I just got mask shamed...death stare.
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DJ Khaled made his two year old son an executive producer on his album. My dad didn’t even trust me with the barbecue grill until I was 25.
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One guy has an amazing short game and the other is just short. @PhilMickelson
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t Spike. #supermariomovie #spike
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I hear this haircut is coming back in style #tbt
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Look what we got!! Caruso Jack Maniscalco.
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Family is everything. My new film, About My Father, is in theaters everywhere on May 26th! #AboutMyFather
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I have problems.
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I want my MTV!  Get ready.  See you Monday, August 26th at for the @MTV @vmas !
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The only laugh that really matters.
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Who the hell would dress up in the same pajamas ? Merry Xmas!
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Happy 75th Birthday to my Mom! ❤️
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Looks like my family on Sundays before we eat.
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Stop with this stereotype about Italians doing hand gestures. It’s not t
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My new special is here! #StayHungry is out NOW on @netflix . I'm so excited to share this with you!! Watch it now @NetflixIsAJoke
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I’ll be dressed like this all week | @TheIrishmanFilm is out on @netflix tomorrow.
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You can’t write this.
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My life in Quarantine.
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PRO TIP: Never go hungry to a #Passover dinner. Happy Passover to my Jewish friends, let me know if you need some help catering your celebration.
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ATTENTION:  I lost my balls. Does anyone know where they are?
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I think I’ll just go make some lasagna.
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I'm proud to announce my newest stand up special #StayHungry is coming to Netflix on January 15, 2019. What do you stay hungry for? @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix
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And I was worried about Corona virus on the gas nozzle... (This was sent to me so let me know who I should credit)
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Chicken sandwich anyone?
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Her favorite. ...... by the way 10 bucks to feed the giraffe. Giraffe is making more money than some people I know.
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Thanks to everyone who said prayers for little Serafina. Your support has been amazing and we feel so blessed to have such amazing supporters. Also thanks to the amazing staff at @ChildrensLA for all the hard work and dedication in getting Serafina better.
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If you haven't heard, #StayHungry is hitting @netflix January 15th. Get ready! @NetflixIsAJoke
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Seven years of marriage. I’m not wishing my wife a Happy Anniversary on social media because I told her that when we woke up this morning. I’m just sharing with you one of the best days of my life. @LanaGomez
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Happy Passover and Happy Easter.
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Happy Birthday to this HOLLYWOOD starlet.
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Does your family have any unusual health tips? Mine we're so odd. Sound off in the replies below!
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This hit me.
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Wasn't prepared to tear up at #Jeopardy . Lovely moment from today's episode. #WeLoveYouAlex
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Saving chairs on vacation?
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Happy Birthday to my Papa!
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It’s not too late to have Italians cater your Passover meal! #Passover #Italians #Jews
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I hope everyone is happy with their Valentine. I know I sure am.
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What’s your excuse ?
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Fist fights have changed since I grew up #StayHungry
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From waiting in line and being turned away in 1998 to having my own billboard on the @TheLaughFactory wall in 2022, hard work pays off.
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Out and about today with my number 1 girl.
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Went out with this savage last night. No chance I was going to get any meat off that bone with this pregnant woman.
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“Don’t you mean taking a lonely? #NationalSelfieDay
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Meemaw? What're the strangest nicknames you've heard for grandma and grandpa?
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What is your contractor horror story?
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This sums up my quarantine
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#tbt . The alpaca is no joke.
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@SebastianComedy
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How come the people who say things like “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee” are never the people you want to talk to you anyway.
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Wow. Love this!
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He has Cerebral Palsy and wanted to skate board so his mom created this for him so that he could. MY HEART 😭❤ Mother Of The Year
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Happy Easter from Serafina!
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@john Im in the stage! @justinbieber
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Bringing in the new year with more chips!
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Bring your son to work day
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In case you missed it, this morning I sat down with the legendary @HowardStern to talk all things #StayHungry , MSG, and what it felt like to have dinner with @jerryseinfeld for the first time.
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New Series "What My Wife Gets On Amazon" Episode 1.
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I took the One Bite Challenge with @stoolpresidente from @barstoolsports ! As a certified pizza expert, I have to say I wasn't too impressed with this slice. #CountdowntoMSG #StayHungry
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I wouldn’t be able to do this without you @LanaGomez
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I grew up watching @familyfeudabc and never did I think my family would be on the show. Tune in October 15th on @abcnetwork #familyfeud
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It happening!! 9am!
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Wow
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My friend who doesn’t have twitter sent this from her flight. It belongs on Twitter.
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Happy Father’s Day!
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Check it out people!!! @joerogan
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I think I have Misophonia which is the hatred of sound. This guy in front is eating corn snacks and I’m experiencing strong negative feelings. Anyone else have this?
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⚡️ “I'm hosting the 2019 VMAs!”
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You know your golf game is bad when you’re constantly separated from the group
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Wow, so proud of this film and I’m honored to have been a part of it. Congratulations to everyone involved in @GreenBookFilm !! Best Picture!!! #Oscars
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After the game they are making meatballs for the team @ohiostatefb @Jesse_Mirco29 @maxlomo23 @domdimacccio
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Sicily here we come!
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END IT.
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It takes an eclipse for people to look up from their phones. #SolarEclipse2017
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My father was wondering why my name wasn’t in this teaser. His exact words. “You have an “I” in your name!" The Irishman. Fall 2019.
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After 15 months of making breakfast lunch and dinner for my family and countless zooms I ventured off to Tennessee for my first public show and I have to thank everybody for making it a magical experience. Photo Credit: Jason Kempin/Getty Images
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Get those quads into it. Tuck and roll
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Pray for whoever’s toilet is on the receiving end of that tomorrow (via ig:Joey15colon)
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Is It Me? | NOW STREAMING on @netflix
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God I needed this laugh...
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Daddy is at toddler group.
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I’m fat.
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Its here! So excited to be a part of this film. Would you like to be a part of this history? The Irishman-coming soon to theaters and @NetflixFilm
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Everyone's dad has their things. Mine decided he needed to protect our family garden at all costs. Share this with a dad for #FathersDay !
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Never mind the Netflix special what kind of wine you drinking ?
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time for one of our favorite dudes @SebastianComedy #stayhungry
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How do you get it?
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RIP to Charles E. Entenmann and that legendary crumble cake.
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Wife is baking today or at least that’s what she calls it.
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My two favorite caddies!
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Getting a stretch in before we sit for 3 hours at Passover dinner.
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“It’s going to be big” #VMAs
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Date night with mama Lana
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Do kids go to school anymore? How many days off do they need?
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You know what we haven't done in awhile?...
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Thanks for watching Is It Me?, now streaming on Netflix! #IsItMe
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Happy Fathers Day to all the hard working dads out there. Thanks for all the laughs dad.
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You talking to me? @RadioCity @netflix special. Photo credit: @toddrphoto
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There are a lot of interesting websites out there...
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I’ve never seen a TV over the refrigerator.
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@SebastianComedy rewatch is funnier🤣
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Nothing better than this smile!
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That’s about as merman as daddy gets.
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Sicily Serafina style.
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Thank you NYC @TheGarden
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MANISCALCO @Cubs @MLB
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