zeta
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tanzania
Joined March 2023
sometimes serious accounts follow this one & regular reminder I share it with three other people, the content is trash, & you should follow my real account if you know who I am. sometimes I'll rant about cell therapies at 2 am but I always delete it. okay thank you serious people.
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do you guys ever think about how much money, time, and planning goes into creating the average ephemeral vibe.
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RT @snuppydogg: Parties should have a green/yellow/red wristband system not for getting hit on but for whether I can ask probing questions….
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everyone says you have to reply to important cold emails from higher ups pretty immediately but I've actually found thoroughly fact checking the bullshit you're about to send and replying within a couple of hours leads to far fewer blunders.
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Fascinating:. If you have one son, your chance of another (on the next birth) is not 50% – it's higher, about 57%. If you have two sons, your chance of another is about 58%. If you have three, your chance of another is 61%. (The numbers are similar for runs of daughters)
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the main reason smart people should have kids has nothing to do with eugenics but rather the reality that their kids are way more tolerable and interesting tbh.
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somewhere in the last 30 years it became politically incorrect to ask kids to memorize things & my most heretical belief is that this was one of the worst things that happened to science- you should regularly be pressed to perform rote memorization and entry should be based on it.
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me in personal life: "oh my god that broke on day 2 and is $18, I'm going to do the amazon return". me in my professional life: "that grant is under 500k and not worth our time".
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is it just me or did life science go from being 70% female to now like 95%.
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assortive mating is all fun and good until you're like oh our kids would definitely blow up a continent purely out of curiosity and capability.
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what snacks should I take to pick up an organ in massachusetts tomorrow.
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terminal cancer patient in our lab started a betting pool about whether she dies or our director's dog dies first and I love her more than words.
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there was a ton A TON of blood and I can literally taste copper in my mouth like when I first got it put in in 2019.
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ALSO she said how women respond to them immunologically actually seems to really depend on the partner which is wild.
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also she said I def should not have had the copper one with hemochromatosis.
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