zeta
@zeta_globin
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I actually deeply unironically hope in the depths of my soul that every optimistic prediction about AI and biology is true because if I have to be pitched another mouse model with almost zero relevance to the modeled human biology, I will britney 2007
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I am at a weird point in my life but I think a fun experiment for the next week will be not dressing like a lesbian at my lab job for five days just to freak everyone out
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architects who try to make architecture anything except a sensible load bearing geometric abode that itself defines the dawn of civilization are extremely overrated if you hate clean lines, might I suggest a hut or cave
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2025 SF 🤝 1875 Paris - "philosophy salons" - rich benefactors sponsor revolutionary manifestos - wearing layers bc no indoor heating - aspirational orientalist aesthetics - aspirational orientalist spirituality - "it's all about taste" - sleep with anyone except for your spouse
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I'm not entirely certain that you can inherit a healthy sense of detachment without also inheriting the impulse towards and enjoyment of watching things explode
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finding out an academic tried to withhold a phd of a grad student at the last minute is sort of like finding an uptight soccer mom running a girlscouts troop who wouldn't give little emily a knitting badge because she didn't knit fast enough
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anyway my parents and her literally don't have each others contact info and there's three grandchildren, it's kind of insane
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this was the year I realized if I ever had a real wedding, kids by mgmt would definitely be the choice for the procession song and that's why people like me don't have real weddings
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also this year I just loaded a bunch of classical music onto my phone with vlc player for a stretch where I did a lot of science in tissue culture without any reception or wifi
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I love Islamic feminism because it's always like "a woman is a delicate and precious flower, and just like a flower, if you see it outside a garden, it must be stoned to death"
Women are the manager of the home, not a servant for you to say, “Why didn’t you do this? Why didn’t you do that? Why isn’t the house clean?” A woman is like a flower. A flower must be cared for and protected, and she will enrich you with her color, fragrance, and qualities.
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I lowkey don't believe in HR and also fully knew how bonkers personal politics gets here before I joined
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finding out today I'm the only one on my team who has NOT filed a formal complaint with HR about management, I just kind of ride the chaos
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bisexual women be like
@DudleyNYC I am actually much more attracted to women than men, I simply have dated men because of idiosyncratic factors.
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Last week I got to be with my mom as she died from complications resulting from a genetic disorder. She was 66 and I loved her very much. This is why I'm doing embryo selection. I'll do anything to reduce the chances of my children suffering and dying like this.
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I like how television is basically like medicare now and something exclusively consumed by old people- a relic of the past, like carrying cash or dry cleaning
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today's daily installment of "what the fuck they really lied to us in school" was brought to you by finding out the amygdala is definitely NOT almond shaped, what the fuck it's more like the shoggoth monster
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@zeta_globin @bryan_johnson Dude imagine wanting to live forever and wearing condoms What is it all for?
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twitter randomly going on an anti-beige or white underwear crusade this week makes me wonder how many of you are single because only women over 60 still buy those colors of underwear
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lowkey wasting time should qualify as religious discrimination if you don't believe in life after death
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