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startup vet. P(roduct)M(ommy). GP @ West Ham Cap. rooncoin maximalist. pfp @shizzyaizawa 10KYCAE
Joined May 2018
last chopper out of foxconn.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Apple $AAPL flies in 5 planes full of iPhones to avoid US tariffs.
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Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can't can you? That's because you're the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.
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if you kids think bin laden made some good points, wait'll I tell you about a harvard educated mathematics prodigy whose impassioned manifesto about the oppression+inequality brought about by technology sparked a worldwide movement.
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Mohammed Atta, an Egyptian architecture student who studied at the Hamburg Institute of Technology, delivered his most radical critique of postmodern architecture in September 2001.
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@erikbryn @DeanPreston sir please stay on topic, we’re trying to scapegoat and victim blame here not discuss solutions.
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men will literally build a trebuchet instead of going to therapy.
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Female 5’11” is actually taller than a male 6’0” because they’re both lying.
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we need a pride flag for unemployed people.
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@nikitabier don’t forget. 2013:.“in 2 minutes” arrives in 1 or sends an apology . 2023:.“in 3 minutes” spends 3 minutes finding a driver arriving in 15 then charges you if you cancel for too long a wait.
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okay the @tszzl cheerleading was not hype. GPT4 just did a couple day's work of research then summarized everything into two detailed essays + a table contrasting differences between options (citing specifics!) on a niche topic over 3 interactions in ~5-10min.
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“In america, we saw a woman seeking a partner, but refusing those who earned less than 10x as much one needs. Many couldn’t afford it, nor meet the other criteria, but the partners worth was tied to the earnings and height. The threshold was $300k-$500k”
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[Tree] BlackRock (IBIT) Daily BTC Flows: +523.3m: BBG.
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*sets reminder for 9 months*.
Brought fresh donuts to @Tesla employees across Austin today to show support & thank them for their dedication & hard work. ⚡️
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@ctjlewis @tolstoybb oh okay are you employed by the company as an office twink for them to list that as a benefit or.
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elon quietly making likes public again in the middle of a random sunday is wild lmao.
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total wordcel move to start a substack, ship one elegantly crafted treatise, then go dark.
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Hey Swifties!. This account right here was the main person behind the surfacing of Taylor Swift AI pics. Let’s do our thing 🙏🏻. PROTECT TAYLOR SWIFT
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@jjohnpotter great point i’ll hunt down the man who wrote this in his nursing home and hit him with the pls fix.
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Silently accumulating 40% of the supply of an illiquid memecoin, joining the telegram to watch as the holder base rejoices as price goes up. Then FULL STACK HITLERING it in ONE CLIP right onto their heads and watching as they freeze in disbelief and panic. Welcome to the.
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growing daniel, feeling cocky after his ligma johnson tour, picked a fight with the miladies and now his replies are full of🫡.
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BREAKING . spotify wrapped (wSpotify) has lost its peg amid rumors of insolvency.
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so much alpha in just using famous quotes without attributing them. smart people get the reference and head nod. illiterate people think you're a prophet.
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and those rules let companies exclude losses on their bonds from earnings if they classified the investments as "available for sale" or "held to maturity"
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i hate when i forget to switch to my reply guy account. glad to know it happens to the best of us 🫡
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@varunramg @coldhealing i want to see the real IB or consultant one. “woke up at 6, vlookups and slides until 12. 10 minutes away from desk to grab my doordash from the lobby. ripped 6 more addy, turned comments until 3am. quick nap in the break room”.
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i invited beff jezos into my home and he ate the peach i was saving on the counter.
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i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech i’m in it for the tech.
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200 bodies.
Followed by Dimitri, 𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter, roon, and 4 others.
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