Whoa! $100K?? If true, it might be worth a year or two on an icy rock — as opposed to paradise in FL. https://t.co/Vhub9kRqym

.@smerconish is a #Bogelhead! Who knew?

Own a new #BMW? In the trial period for a subscription service? Want to take advantage of the offered discount in the app? Fugahdaboutit. @BMW @BMWUSA can’t cancel an active trial and can’t add a subscription until the trial ends. It’s #TheUltimateSalesRigidity

.⁦⁦@BMWUSA⁩ ⁦@BMW⁩ your enthusiasm for cost cutting is apparently not limited to one key and no printed manuals. Both are terrible ideas. The QR code in the laughably abbreviated warranty card supplied for a MY26 X3 leads to a site with no MY26 documents.

So, @TMobile is able to bill me monthly for a grandfathered small business plan but _cannot tell me if the international roaming included in that plan has changed_. It’s a business that can collect for a product but can’t describe it to the customer.

Yo, @Azure @AzureSupport: WTF? No burstable instances in eastus? Plus, you killed my VM which was _not_ on spot pricing. ETA?

Yeah, no TV like @YouTubeTV ‘s overpriced, stuttering, low-quality 4K stream of #SBLIX. And no, it’s not my 1Mbps fiber wired connection. They shoulda spent the $$ on tech, not embarrassing themselves with commercials during the pre-game show.

Really great experience on https://t.co/NBLNyOa7FF. New definition of “mobile responsive”. ⁦@BMWUSA⁩

In addition to the echo chamber on the 1/24 episode bemoaning Trump’s blanket pardon of 1/6 rioters (which was very wrong), @wedu #floridathisweek allowed an element sure to drive MAGA crazy: a guest with an American flag pin turned upside down. Disrespect.

Gee, #NFLonNetflix, could your stream look any worse? Sacrificed quality this time to avoid a repeat fail? I’m old-school but that 2000-era resolution is just ugly. BTW, #Sony #Bravia 9 in calibrated #Netflix mode.

A delayed reaction to today’s @smerconish on @CNN: I can’t decide if it’s more galling or more infuriating to hear @profgalloway rant about “the bottom 90%” from the comfort of a tenured job at @nyuniversity. Just pure BS from pointy-headed elites! Adds fuel to #MAGA.

Hey, @Netwrix, shouldn't this be, "Get-MyFreeCopyNow"? And how about showing a #PowerShell version newer than one from 2016? Can't buy me love, or apparently, verisimilitude. #MarketingByAmateurs

A fanboy asks: will #Microsoft ever learn that charging for logging will inevitably hurt its customers and the company? https://t.co/IoAD7TpZd7

OMG. Where did you get the long-winded "analyst" guest, @smerconish_com? One can only hope you never ask him for directions to the nearest Wawa.

Many of my non-technical friends are asking what happened in the global IT outage today. I like this article from @CNNBusiness. It even (correctly) describes how the Windows kernel can be corrupted in simple language: https://t.co/ap5Tht8Zpa

I have a question for @CrowdStrike. Who there thought it would be OK to blast an update to 100% of your customers’ devices all at once? Seems like a failure to invest resources to deal with growth; IOW profit over quality. @SGgrc #Security

Please don’t shoot #Trump. Instead, defeat him in November, convict him for 1/6 crimes and incarcerate him.

If anyone in the #Biden campaign is listening: @POTUS would be SO MUCH MORE compelling if he laid off foreign policy and leaned into his achievements in the US economy. We know he loves foreign policy and focused on it for decades in the Senate. But "it's the economy, stupid."

⁦@BMW⁩ ⁦@BMWUSA⁩ Good thing I don’t reply on the #BMW app. It’s been down for hours.

A new set and graphics for @pbsnewshour but the same stilted, affected pronunciation of “Gaza” from @IAmAmnaNawaz. The show, partially publicly funded and breathing its own fumes, misses how Orwellian its war coverage is. Straight from the Ministry of Truth.