Jeremy “Pappy” Martin @yerpaljer.bsky.social
@yerpaljer
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Husband, Dad, Pappy (2 grands). Music player (bass/gtr/vox) and listener (ears). On/off sports fan. News junkie. Likes: beer, whiskey, long walks on the beach.
Astoria, OR
Joined March 2012
Be the not super-annoying passive-aggressive stupid asshole you wish to see in the world.
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Calling 2025 a rough season is like referring to the Titanic’s collision with the iceberg as a fender bender. Schmidt was objectively terrible at his job. One of the worst talent evaluators of all time. #Rockies owe their fans so much better. Bring in baseball president, new GM
Nothing will change with #Rockies if next baseball president, GM don't have autonomy. My @DPostSports column. https://t.co/fqPAmRU8tn
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A finish worthy of one of the worst teams ever
The #Rockies dropped their fifth straight game and have lost 22 of their last 26 games since Aug. 21. They were swept for the 19th time this season, the most in franchise history. 41-112 record. How LoDo can they go?
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Rallying to Cracker Barrel as a symbol of “southern” identity is like rallying to the Lucky Charms leprechaun as a symbol of Irish heritage. It’s fine to love something you grew up with, but if you want to take pride in your roots, dig deeper.
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ROCKIES STILL WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL ROCKIES STILL WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL ROCKIES STILL WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL ROCKIES STILL WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL
ROCKIES WIN THE SERIES ROCKIES WIN THE SERIES ROCKIES WIN THE SERIES ROCKIES WIN THE SERIES ROCKIES WIN THE SERIES
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Like many born in the early 60s I’ve grown to loathe American Pie, but I’d forgotten there was a long (and even more hideous) version. Oh, my, that’s some terrible writing!
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DE LA SOUL BEING USED IN A TARGET AD = END OF DAYS
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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House Democrats have stayed in DC to pass a 30-day clean government funding extension. We are here to avert a shutdown and give Republicans the time they need to negotiate a bipartisan agreement. I’m here in DC ready to vote on a clean CR, and so is everyone else. Let’s do it.
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Still one of the greatest TV performances from any band ever
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TRUMP: What’re we gonna do tomorrow night? MUSK: The same thing we do every night…TRY TO TAKE OVER THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
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A dystopian drama. In Barry Blitt’s latest Kvetchbook, the illustrator reimagines Elon Musk and his cohorts at the Department of Government Efficiency as the antihero droogs in “A Clockwork Orange.” https://t.co/BKuwC5Sy7W
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THE GRAMMYS ARE NOT ABOUT MUSIC
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Beatles thought experiment: What two tracks would you remove from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band in order to add Strawberry Fields Forever and Penny Lane?
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@FINALLEVEL We know. Life is the long game of chess not checkers Berg . We were toddlers at JFK . Saw Dr King RFK in real time on TV. Seen Nixon nixed. Seen Reagan and 2 Bushes . Clintons flip games into the Obamas as well as 100 countries from China to the Belin Wall fall. Advice for these
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Sometimes he gets twee sometimes he nails it https://t.co/XFbThSmZAa
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My hero speaks. “Lowe is also a songwriter's songwriter, a craftsman celebrated for his originality, ingenuity and melodic sensibility.” - @GuitarPlayerNow
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Nick Lowe tells the story behind "Cruel to Be Kind" and four other career-defining tracks
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