Oh now painting yourself a different color is funny? Fuck Y'all

"we must kill and imprison millions of people because a guy rolled around like a dog at a private adults-only event for people who enjoy acting like dogs"

i am not trusting a single piece of evidence released by mr. "epstein didn't do anything"

tip: if your friend hops off the game start spitting water in the air like a fountain to entice them back

being a father does not make you inherently good, lots of terrible people have been fathers

every time reddit has been in charge of a social movement they end up irreversibly destroying its public reputation by making the idea synonymous with cringe and fat white guys. i am morbidly curious to see how they will screw up r/fuckcars because it's such an agreeable position

so much discourse is caused by the fact that people dont read. not comics, not books, not articles, not papers, not literary fiction, not non fiction, not academic works, nothing.

if an entirely offline single player game asks you to sign in to something you have a moral obligation to pirate it

i got fired from the calendar factory.. all i did was take a day off!!!

the blue check symbol has become a giant "I AM A ROBOT" sign. if the account has a check and isn't a famous guy or a politician it's a bot. check equals bot.

i am a besieged citizen of the united states of america. this is the last thing i read before being shot in the back of the head by the Charlie Kirk Honorary ICE Patriotism Squad. gootbye

this is literally what they did in the bible and then god killed them for it like you can not get anymore straight forward than this

Why is everyone freaking out about this Chet Jipiti guy there is no way he is that smart or helping millions of kids around the world with their homework

I am quite fond of the “ meowl ” ,, it is one of the most wonderful things i have seen in my life..

Lotta people complaining about Mexicans stealing jobs. I for one appreciate a job from a latina am I right or am I right fellas

i need to get back on game with forming opinions and speaking on shit i know absolutely nothing about. been doing too much researching until i have all the facts lately.

one day an artist will dedicate thousands of hours of work to a giant 24000x20000 pixel wojak meme filled with hundreds of characters interacting in one sprawling painting like the sistine chapel

I wonder if people in norway or whatever keyboards have this use Ö as like a shocked emoticon

how does this thing even exist

i can't believe the photo where he near perfectly resembles a ventriloquist dummy is completely unedited and there is a set of circumstances where a human being can really honestly look like that