@michaelhirschbb really weird to say this cause this pretty cool considering you’d probably break your leg trying this.

@GKuhlenschmidt i once knew a girl with a tattoo. she is now dead.

@bonebrothbabee Imagine hating on a man who's living your fantasy while you’re battling Wi-Fi lag in your mom’s basement. 💀.

@anmal3227 @wildtiktokss why it’s literally your own dick LMFAO.

@leamaric at this point aging gracefully means having a good surgeon on speed dial.

@yawndrea he’s being cute but why are you responding so dry like SENDING A SINGLE EMOJI BACK AS A RESPONSE??? i would never message again😭😭.

sent a guy a picture of my tiddies then he responded with “wow were friends who kiss and show each other tiddies” i want to die.

@MichaelaOkla still screaming at the fact that at the end she abandoned her baby and ricky after fighting for him all season LMAO.

@ladywestcliffs okay so it’s not your body your choice anymore when it comes to surrogates? surrogates choose to be surrogates and probably have to do so much before even becoming one. if a woman wants to be a surrogate and she feels fulfilled by being one than why is that an issue?.

@sapphicz4ellie @mazzypopstar this is literally just what girls do at sleepovers lmfaoo wdym.

@TontonTee @todayyearsoldig it’s highly unlikely she is using the same bar of soap on herself after putting it on her door LMFAOO idk why you would even assume that😭.

@Zer0BrainWaves @Bornakang i love runny egg so fucking mucH.

can i drop a 🍑 pic in your dms?. yes yes yes . ↓ ↓ ↓.

like this if i can send booty in ur dm 🫣 (i’m fr).

@YoureMyBigStar i don’t understand the people saying you boring when they literally cannot have fun without those things so thEY ARE LITERALLY THE BORING ONES.

can i drop a 🍑 pic in your dms?. yes yes yes . ↓ ↓ ↓.

who didn’t get a 🍑 pic in dms today?.