#1 Lloyd Christmas fan
@wonkatism
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yumeshipper and riako ; strawpage byf ; @venturatism and @no1candyman are me ; @GOGMYMRKSO is delegate
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Joined December 2024
“weird thing”, “straight friends outgrow you”, “real adults”
The weird thing about being gay is watching all your straight friends outgrow you & become real adults with families
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can’t handle making fun of hazbin right now, so I’m rewatching Bo Burnham inside.
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My kid heard someone at Preschool say “mommy and daddy” and had a panic attack thinking they said “Mamdani.” The kids are tiiiiiiiired.
Serious post My kid is having anxiety that mandami won I'm trying to calm him down and saying it's going to be fine, but he doesn't believe me I have no idea what to do
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Lloyd is gray I'm blue
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can i harm you with objects
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"Keep politics out of the ABCs" they literally kill people
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When you're listening to music and forget to actually listen
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Any other pro-Israel Littles find it difficult to watch Ms Rachel during playtime now? I know 1 year olds aren’t supposed to “know” about this stuff but it still feels icky to me? *sighs in toddler*
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HWO DID PEOPLE THINK THAY WAS A LION IM CRYING
Mystery solved! Turns out the “lion” spotted roaming Clare was just a Newfoundland dog with a fresh haircut! Gardaí from Killaloe have concluded that the recent video of a “lion like” animal roaming around the woods in East Clare is in fact the very friendly dog named ‘Mouse’.
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Whenever someone draws the simpsons as animal creatures it feels so innocent and heart warming I don’t know why
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