$5 DOLLAR COMMISSIONS OPEN NOW! dm me if U r interested in a shitty little comic in the style of my severance stuff. it will be bad i will draw it in 5 minutes! ♥️

I am learning

if you can believe it

just finished my first attempt at drawing a webcomic. unfortunately i couldn't think of any dialogue at all. im good for nothing. can you guys do it for me

brooo last night was total homework. (This means bad because homework sux). I don’t have long on this world and my final wish is for my new slang idea to take off like a house on fire. Do your thing X.

I was a very small and intelligent baby at birth. I walked out.

i sincerely want to thank @beetlemoses for showing me every day that if you can capture the right feeling, any stupid bullshit in the world can be an effective punchline. its just about how you frame it. i have him to thank.

i would love to have coffee with Big Nate. just to pick his brain.

throughout the strip's extensive run, the titular big nate is frequently making this face. which is interesting because i dont think any human being has ever done this face in our world and yet we know what feeling is being portrayed. a new feeling . that only big nate feels

Does anyone else have this weird new feature?

RT @sloshua_: I, Krampus, solemnly swear to royally fuck shit up this Christmas.

instagram adds a new button. the "kill" button. @blackmirror.

I want you to notice ….when I’m Charlie Brown…. You’re so fucking snoopy …. I wish I was snoopy ….

my sphinx kinda noseless . napoleon why you trying not to laugh thats disrespectful as shit bruh.

RT @sloshua_: "If I Had A Clown Friend" 2025 oil on canvas

bro stop messing im literally just a little trout bruh i dont need this shit today (swims away).

im god damned mister god damn terrific #superman

dig in your bum and pull out a plum.

[friend who loves carls jr]: are we hitting up the junior tonight or what.

honorable mention: Tenna and The Rosy Cheeked Christmas Elf from the Chapter 3 Candy Cane Route Secret Boss