Equality Before The Law
@wonderingwest
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35, she/her, big fan of verbally invoking my 5th Amendment right to silence. (likes & retweets are not endorsements)
west of wonderland
Joined August 2010
This is my new go-to response to all commentary on his covid (lack of) response.
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@omgsidewalks Book ladies can disappear for days and come back with a dragon egg and a chain mail kink.
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if you want to watch a series about a young boy brought to a magic school who has an evil being possessing him and scars on his face, whose mentor is gay for a Wizard Bigot, you do not need to watch a harry potter reboot. the series is called jujutsu kaisen
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This woman said: My husband and I saw Gone Girl in the theater and when it was over, a man behind us with a southern accent said "Wow. I'm surprised." And 11 years later whenever either of us is surprised about something we say "Wow. I'm surprised." in a southern accent and then
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the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch
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I’m so used to US politicians pretending to be powerless that this feels like a headline from another universe
Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured $1.8 million in restitution for 800+ NYC fast food and retail workers whose labor rights were violated.
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@dubsinfive Was about to comment that EF5s can and have lifted entire trains but decided to fact check before commenting and that’s how I found out large sauropods can weigh more than a freight train
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A Harvard neuroscience professor who teaches at Harvard Summer School said something that completely changed how I think about memory. She wasn't talking to journalists. She was answering a student question about why smart people still forget everything they study. Her name is
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In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen
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Having a cop testify under oath that he isn’t sure if his wife is fucking Afroman is a level of fucking with the police previously unknown.
Attorney - "But we all know that's not true...correct?" Randy (son of a bitch) Walters - "I don't know"
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I don’t miss litigation but I’m so jealous of the lawyer whose trial strategy gets to be “put as many of these Afroman videos in front of the jury as possible”
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Costco looked at the declining birth rate and said who exactly is supposed to be buying the 48-pack of Gogurts in 2045
Costco is launching a new program that aims to make IVF treatment more affordable for couples hoping to start a family. Medications typically can cost thousands of dollars out of pocket, but Costco says the program could help cut the price by up to 80%. https://t.co/IH4nqi8Bvb
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“One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This”
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my dream is real now
Trash Day has been announced. Co-op adventure game where you and your friends play as raccoons scavenging junk. Made by ex-Rocket League developers. The game supports up to 4 players online and is coming to PC via Steam. https://t.co/ciR3xQ01aR
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one of my favorite twt interactions of all time
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@TheJFreakinC @cuchovivas Just know that they only let her go because people were looking for her and an attorney got involved if those other people don't have those resources they going to continue to hold them
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