Samurai-Lawyer VR🥋⚖️
@wjmcmath
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Gamedev/Trial Lawyer. VR Producer. VR Content Creator, Crazy Kung Fu. Asst. Producer, Samurai SlaughterHouse.
Albany, California
Joined April 2008
so long and thanks for all the fish. I got back on Twitter to find a PS5, stayed to link up with the VR community and now must leave to protest what this place has become See you guys anywhere but here.
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.@elonmusk could learn from @JimGaffigan, who is funnier, without ever being mean; than Elon is mean, without ever being funny
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"so I'm having a pint, minding me own business "and the next thing I know, Keith's your brother, Patty's your mother-in-law, "me ex-wife has keyed me lorry; how's that for a fine how-do-you-do?"
"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"
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reading the Miranda ruling v. reading subsequent case law
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"Patty's your mother-in-law" sounds like the British antonym of "Bob's your uncle"
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the comments are big mad with "who is this for? who wants this?" me, motherf*cker it's for me sitcho ass down
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my dad held pigeons for *thirty years* before this was invented they fired him and he couldn't find work ppl are so insensitive
So as it turns out the pigeon holder is actually an extremely safe an efficient way to hold a pigeon still long enough to give it medicine
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any of my followers cool with this? reveal yourselves
WATCH >> Ron DeSantis defends new curriculum that will teach children how slaves *benefited* from slavery. "They're probably going to show some of the folks that eventually parlayed, you know, being a blacksmith into, into doing things later in life."
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you have to wonder what other duds they were considering, for "web of web" to ultimately prevail
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shout-out to anyone who ever played Drugwar or Snake on one of these
Who remembers "Drug Wars" and other graphic calculator games?
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but ... but there *is* a way to quantify crime. it's called the Uniform Crime Reports. and some person's "belief" is not data regarding the number or percentage of crimes that go unreported
This Nissan was left stripped and abandoned at Joaquin Miller Park in the Oakland hills. “There is no way to quantify just how bad crime has become, and I believe that many hills residents have simply given up reporting property crimes to @oaklandpoliceca,” resident tells @KTVU
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Laser Lair blows up in 2 hours, and to face this great evil first are our launch day streamers! This is your chance to take a look without the risk of laser burn. Support our amazing content creators to celebrate our newest course! #walkaboutminigolf #vr #gaming #streamers
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is it just me? Or, is "The Harvest" exactly the type of lazy plot twist #SheHulk lampooned in their finale? #SecretInvasion
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I'm *always* excited for a new @WalkaboutMG course! However, today is a little extra *squee;* as I will play it for the first time with my friends at #TheVRChatChannel *AND* @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it at 2PM PDT!
Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it here: https://t.co/QLS8LF1zJt Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️ #VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel
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Join us today at 2pm PDT as we play through the new @WalkaboutMG course Laser Lair with @Mighty_Coconut CEO Lucas Martell! Catch it here: https://t.co/QLS8LF1zJt Can you outsmart the lasers and figure out the @gameofkittens tricky puzzle? 😺⛳️ #VR #DEVChats #TheVRChatchannel
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today in "unforced errors"
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I’ve been a hospital chaplain now for eight years at hundreds of deathbeds. I want to tell you something I’ve witnessed. Most people, at the end, realize they’ve spent a lot of their life hiding. Sometimes by choice, or because they could not safely choose to be themselves. ➡️
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