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William

@william

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Antisexist, antiracist, antijerk. Sassmouth, nosyparker, busybody. (And you're probably looking for @iamwill or @WilliamsRuto.) opinions all mine. He or they.

Joined June 2006
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@william
William
6 years
Not sure who needs to hear this, but if you've opened Twitter to take a break, are you really feeling like somebody taking a break?.
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3 years
RT @halomancer1: just had the mental image of elon musk sobbing in a running tesla in a closed garage. waiting for release that will never….
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3 years
Oh, the disproportionately male pundits and pollsters? Hmmmmm.
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3 years
RT @KelliButlerAZ: My opponent was arrested on Oct. 4th for sexual indecency 190 ft from children playing at a childcare center. We still h….
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William
3 years
I've known water balloons with thicker skin.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 years
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended.
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William
3 years
RT @IDoTheThinking: Oh hey we finally found an exception to freedom of speech: when it embarrasses Elon.
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William
3 years
This is so handy! I declare it Kelly's Razor.
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William
3 years
RT @thebeepthemeep: whenever someone says #doctorwho has gone “woke” we all need to share this video.
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William
3 years
RT @MalyndaHale: It's funny the Jewish community is being accused of trying to control everything, but I can't remember the last time a Jew….
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William
3 years
HOA boards across PA are rubbing their hands in glee.
@patdennis
Pat Dennis
3 years
Holy shit: Oz says his abortion position: should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders" #PASenDebate
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William
3 years
RT @sam_d_1995: if you think that anti-semitism and anti-anti-semitism are equally bad, you’re probably just an anti-semite.
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William
3 years
RT @Nnedi: I think the whole “separate the art from the artist” thing is just people not wanting to deal with THEMSELVES.
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William
3 years
RT @DougJBalloon: Opinion | Twitter randos dragging billionaires is cancel culture. Billionaires buying Twitter to end all criticism of th….
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RT @CASOSVote: Voting by mail is safe and easy. State law requires that vote-by-mail ballots postmarked on or before Election Day and recei….
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3 years
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3 years
RT @MrAhmednurAli: This quote by Arundhati Roy lives rent-free in my head: “There's really no such thing as the 'voiceless'. There are only….
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William
3 years
One source of consolation for me in these dark times its how often right-wing grifters themselves get suckered.
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3 years
RT @mgerrydoyle: the push against transgender people, politically, has moved very quickly from "we have to keep sports fair" to "your exist….
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