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William

@william

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Antisexist, antiracist, antijerk. Sassmouth, nosyparker, busybody. (And you're probably looking for @iamwill or @WilliamsRuto .) opinions all mine. He or they.

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4 years
Not sure who needs to hear this, but if you've opened Twitter to take a break, are you really feeling like somebody taking a break?
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@MoiraDonegan For those wondering if that's just a weird photo, check out Bezo's shirt. I just feel bad for the logo designer.
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@JuliaLeo4 @AngryBlackLady Whew! Narrow escape, Julia. For a moment, there was a thread on Twitter that didn't center white feelings. Thank goodness you were ready!
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@NYTLiz Your lack of standards for anybody who slaps on a "journalist" label really makes me wonder what standards, if any, you have for your colleagues and your own work.
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@SarahTaber_bww @IamShaneMorris I've always loved the quote, “It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” But I've never seen somebody just admit that's what he's doing.
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@Cooganlab @MUHost_Path @OsmosisReads @HarmitMalik Ok, now I really want to know what kind of advanced prizes come in the Doktorkinderegg.
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For no reason at all, let me share a favorite image. Just in case you need it someday.
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@NotAFed8 @RydakArms @nataliealund Cops are perfectly happy to come into your home and kill you:
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@suddenlybrad @JenKirkman Have I got a book for you!
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@alephnaught2tog It's unusually badly written, but I believe it's the standard misogynist notion that telling guys to stop being jerks to women is disempowering them. Unsurprisingly, I've never seen a feminist suggest it.
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A great example of how crying about "cancel culture" is really just objecting to accountability.
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Bob Baffert blamed "cancel culture" after his horse, Medina Spirit, who won the Kentucky Derby, failed its post-race drug test. "We live in a different world now. This America's different."
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@WhiskeyMD247365 @yashar I think the NY Times had a better version of your argument:
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@Popehat For others wondering:
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@andrealahue @monaeltahawy Hi, Andrea. This is textbook white fragility. Insisting that we ignore race after we spent centuries oppressing people on the basis of race is pro-white-supremacy behavior. Note where your "I don't see color" routine falls. And note what it supports.
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@TheFuturition @Independent You're saying Trump fans are snowflakes?
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@abbottmd @TMedicinewoman @amybarnhorst Say, Brian, where do you think you are on this chart?
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@ASpaceSlug @Caitriona_Page @EmmaTolkin @WhateverUpNorth @JustinWhang Sorry, but if you follow the chart, you'll find the truth.
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@duanekloeppleGK @DrJenGunter Hi, Duane! Could you following this chart and let me know where you end up?
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@Solemn_Salmon @redditships I would travel to another continent for this!
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Seriously, journalists, there's no need to platform abusive men. Interview the reporter. Interview other women who have been sexually assaulted with impunity. Interview experts like @monaeltahawy . But don't give abusive men room to gaslight the public.
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@duffygirl8 @APSouthRegion @AP He already is getting the misdemeanor version of it. A more serious sexual assault would be a felony. How much more do you need to minimize this?
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@rekha6 @TheLincoln @rezaaslan I was going to explain why this is a bad reply. But then I remembered I already wrote that:
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William Pietri
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So why is "not all X" a bad reply? Because it misses the point. It *aggressively* misses the point.
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@Loukee_ I would like you to rethink this thoughtless and unkind reply.
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@bothanspied @JimRyanMKE @JuliusGoat You ignore that back in the day, the views of practically everybody were shut down by the narrow set of people who controlled access to the megaphones. Those people today are just mad that we rabble can no longer be silenced.
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@these_qualia One of my entirely unproven theories is that the "customer is always right" justification for bad treatment of service workers is a major contributor to the modern rise of fascism by giving a lot of people the taste of power that comes with having a servant caste.
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@Popehat Relevant to a couple of your interests:
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I have received some criticism for posting this! I'll leave it here for others to judge:
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Critical Thinking 101(Expert of Expert Evaluation)
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This is how Men advocate for keeping women from self improvement. Men explain to other men and help them improve, no one complains. He wants to shame men who want to treat women as equal to men. This is a backhanded way of hurting women's career and pay Disgusting.
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@Supa_Stef @justkelly_ok @TheRealKerryG @SprinklerJumper @corinaknoll Without that, we can't just think, "oh, the wife probably wanted it." Especially given the prevalence of men murdering their wives.
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@HLEisthen @AngryBlackLady Plus we're supposed to pretend we do it all ourselves. And it's taboo to talk about relationships. So it's no wonder he can fool himself like this.
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@Supa_Stef @justkelly_ok @TheRealKerryG @SprinklerJumper @corinaknoll Do you second guess all murder victims like this? Or only when you approve of the killing?
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@uruY @eug44 @_cingraham And let's not forget the rise of active shooter drills, where schools normalize the idea of killing kids.
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@OnBradstreet I grew up in a pretty chaotic environment. Crises provide a clarity I find soothing. I know what I need to do; I'm doing it. There's a lot that is out of my hands, and bad things could happen at any point. But I learned that long ago.
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@makinibrice @mags_iarba Oh god. My sympathies. If we were neighbors, I'd be bringing you over a fresh-made cocktail.
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After 2 years of the pandemic, it's official: "hard pants" is now the term for what we used to call "pants".
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I truly appreciate someone having an epiphany and coming forward. But this is a clear example of @monaeltahawy 's "white women are the footsoldiers of patriarchy".
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I can only presume that when a mountain lion attacks a jogger, CBS will rush to give a platform to the still-bloody mountain lion.
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The man accused of slapping @wsavalexb 's backside while she was on the air is telling his side of the story. In an interview with @InsideEdition , 43-year-old Tommy Callaway says he went to wave to the camera and got caught up in the moment.
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@the_azaz @JoshFrmTheG @gayprius @amandaxparker @kalm_insanity Personally, I think it's fine. I find white people exhausting sometimes, and I'm white. Why shouldn't people be able to create spaces where they don't have to deal with white nonsense for a few hours?
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As @monaeltahawy says, white women are the footsoldiers of the patriarchy.
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Imagine you have a ticket to a Trump rally. Whoever is holding it at the time, must attend. How much would you pay to get rid of it? That's negative price.
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Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
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How is it possible for the price of something to be negative?
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@bothanspied @JimRyanMKE @JuliusGoat And honestly, I get that. They devoted their lives to gaining a kind of power that the Internet has greatly diminished. I might be mad, too. But I hope I'd face the truth instead of doing this:
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@Uncertaintist @JanieGotHerGun @aoj1011 @ginneanvb @AllisonRFloyd Buddy, you spent the first few years of your life doing the "natural" thing by filling your underwear. But eventually, I hope, you learned not to. You can do the same here. Every man can.
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@fawfulfan Putting the bottom of that list in order must have been quite a struggle. So many contenders for worst!
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@brianvastag @DrJenGunter @mem_somerville Hi, Brian. Where do you see yourself on this chart?
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@AudaciouslyDope @PageSix I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Thank you so much for this.
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@indyfromspace You're going to let somebody else oil them? That's very generous of you.
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@reedmom54 If you really cared about people being rude online, you wouldn't have turned up to be rude online.
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@eanfinson @DaffodilSwain @ofctimallen This is totally shocking. Kalamazoo has an airport?
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@hels In case others wondered, Heston is of course a white guy. Here's a photo:
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@rhinestonespecs @SassBaller If touching somebody's stuff is bad, where on your scale is kidnapping people, beating them until they work for you, and then selling off their kids for a profit?
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I hope Netflix picks this up for a full season. 13 different people from all walks of life. Each one goes to Bedbug Bret's house, is richly fed, and then absolutely savages him in front of his family. Who do you want in it? @KillerMartinis is my first choice.
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OK I gotta go be productive but in conclusion: Yes I absolutely would go to Bret Stephens home, drink his wine, eat his chicken marsala, and then tell his kids why he sucks. Absolutely.
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@Died_Stoned @neontaster How surprising a white guy from Texas would be cool with racism that could get a black guy killed. You keep on minimizing, just like you were raised to.
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@MattM0720 @Freeyourmindkid Truth. Here's a selfie Perdue recently posted:
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@CMcLoudMouth @MarkDice @BurgerKingUK It means "men finally having to be responsible for themselves a little bit". Their masculinity is so fragile it can be punctured with a wooden spoon or a damp sponge.
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@jacuzziandpool @MFCheeseFries Why is it that the worst people always have "Christian" in their bio? I guess he must have said, "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as little as possible."
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@golikehellmachi @bdomenech @AoDespair I was just wondering who pays Ben to be this oblivious.
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@OwenJones84 Looks like he deleted it, so here's a screenshot:
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Holy shit, this thread. Everybody stand back, because I have some things to say. The first one being: Dantley, is this your first time *using* Twitter?
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I’m really disappointed that some users spoke so disrespectfully about members of the team responsible for the new Twitter web site. Critcism on our work and decisions is fair game. Personal attacks aren’t. Ask yourself, what would your mom think of your behavior? 🤦‍♀️ is my guess.
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@dshwa76 @ozsultan @Mynta @C_Stroop Totally. When a dude turns up exhibiting a severe case of correctile dysfunction, there's not even a point to spoon-feeding him. Because his goal isn't to learn a damned thing, but to play textual king-of-the-hill.
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@KingFavre @SlaterNFL Yup! And it goes back to her grandfather at least:
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@AngryBlackLady The good news is you can stop washing your legs.
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@AllMattNYT @TheLincoln Whoa! Did you know there's another Matt Rosenberg at the NYT who was just saying that there were no limits? That it isn't a conditional right? You two should have a convo.
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@tweetannylee @AngryBlackLady @rgay Nope. Accurately pointing out typical white-dude behavior is not racist. If you think so, you probably don't know what the word means. Here's a good definition.
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@CaitlinPacific @IHateNYT Ok, I looked it up. It did not look like a "blank wall". Nothing in a modern chain store qualifies because they are designed to be cheap. Also, it's a poor author who blames their readers for confusing writing.
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@qntmpkts @eastdakota It's freedom of association. Generally businesses are not obliged to do business with people they don't want to. Why do you hate freedom?
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@mirandayaver A weekly column in the Times seems to be worse for cognitive function than eating lead paint chips.
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@neilhimself @stevesilberman Truth. Reminds me of this gem:
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@IseultSidhe1 @L1Z_Liberty @AngryBlackLady Same. And you know what's whitest of all? White people getting upset when somebody points out the whiteness of something.
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@leahmcelrath @Ferett22 @ashtonpittman Totally. And for any non-Southerners feeling smug, I recommend reading Loewen's "Sundown Towns". It opened my eyes to how bad the rest of the US was about this, my home area included.
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@NRSC Of course the sexual assault perp in the White House wanted to put one on the Supreme Court. But you didn't have to let him.
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@DrJenGunter @Wordsnflowers1 My sincerest sympathies for the whole thing. You're a wonder, and I wish she had seen it. If it's a help, the death of relatives with whom I've had... complicated relationships has let me draw a line under things. I hope you find the serenity that has (slowly) come to me.
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@0rf @m_mendozaferrer @BernieSanders How in the world can you think the last paragraph made anything better? If anything "I did the racism because it made me laugh" is worse.
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@Geminifty @iCounterSpin @my2meows I cannot imagine what led you to second guess this woman at the height of her distress.
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@jtcope4 @VP @realDonaldTrump If you don't know the difference between an embryo, a fetus, and a baby, please sit down and quietly open a book. .
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@Reductress Yes! I love this point especially. Restorative justice to me is partly about recognizing the circumstances around crime. The people very last on my list to help are rich and powerful men who have a calculated system of abuse.
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@TheRightMelissa @magi_jay @NYTLiz Thomas Jefferson had 6 children by a black woman, but still kept her as one of his many slaves. Having sex with a black person is perfectly compatible with supporting white supremacy.
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@sullydish A historian's take on this article:
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Kevin Gannon
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1. The main problem I have with Magness's article is its air of "objectivity," when it is anything but, and its pretensions to be an omniscient arbiter. Also, he often refers to the five critics of 1619 as "the historians," which makes it sound like they speak for the rest of us.
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@Popehat In case others also are wondering about the backstory:
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@grrrWOOFsnarl @jooniescrab @Iesbiem Thank you! I still didn't understand that, but that gave me enough keywords I could Google for things like this:
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@eatyourwordsboo How very white of you to explain this to a black women's studies professor.
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@ricotorrea @Freeyourmindkid He shouldn't have to tiptoe around the endlessly delicate feelings of white people.
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So why is "not all X" a bad reply? Because it misses the point. It *aggressively* misses the point.
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@TristanHerzog @SAMOYEDCORE Well that's a striking coincidence.
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@geary_jo @ImaniKushan @gwensnyderPHL There's a book you should read:
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@gabrielsnyder @moorehn @CJR I appreciate the detail, but I'm disappointed you accepted his framing of critics wanting the NYT to be the opposition party, while he's just after the truth. As Jay Rosen, etc., make clear, the problem is that Baquet's pursuit of "objectivity" leads the NYT away from truth.
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@mikeschnall @Dromm25 @AOC @nycDSA Exactly what power do you think a "Congress Member" has over constituents, Mike?
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There are two basic attitudes to power: its wielders deserve either extra suspicion or extra respect. The former is more truly American, but it's no shock the establishment is stuffed with the latter.
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Truly gobsmacked by establishment types handwringing about ordinary citizens expressing their opinion of a fascist criminal president on one of the rare occasions when he faces them
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@rhianmellis @summerbrennan That is not the case. The way people ask for responses is to ask for responses. See how simple that is?
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Walker Bragman is an elitist fool. That's not what poverty looks like in rural Michigan. The homes on Dunn Road in Mnith have significant chunks of land in an area with rivers and lakes and forest and campgrounds.
@WalkerBragman
Walker Bragman moved to Threads and BlueSky
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This is the home of Joseph Morrison, one of the Michigan men recently arrested for his plot to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. Can we acknowledge that maybe economic circumstances play a role in radicalizing people?
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