charlotte bancroft a.k.a. austerity measures
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our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and people, and neither do we
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my dear friends had their wedding on friday and within five minutes of meeting one of their aunts (one of these ladies) she told me i could put her down as an emergency contact at my local urgent care
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usher, ludacris, and lil jon on their way to assemble the greatest pop hit of 2004
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vice filing for bankruptcy, buzzfeed shutting down, bernie not running in 2024, the kardashians no longer serving… the 2010s are over
i take everything back! it was all worth it for this single image!!!!!!!
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bisexual women will be like “i love that my bf is a little fruity 🤭” and it’s just a normal straight guy who has a sort of goofy theater kid vibe
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i have quite a few favorites but “freud, in my head” is an all-timer
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hi! please never do this!
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patiently waiting 3 hours for a trans girl to finish explaining magic the gathering to me so i can finally blow her
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every time i see this comic i literally guffaw
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whoever designed this poster has most definitely seen the 21 savage barry lyndon edit i can’t explain it
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‘nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’ is definitely a top 10 evil phrase
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save me 2009 production of twelfth night anne hathaway
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never deleting this app
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i’m sorry but if you present like this and try to fuck cishet men you will fail
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a girl orders two milks at mcdonald’s and can never live it down smh
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trans guy with handle “bean cat”: these depraved transsexual women cannot even begin to comprehend the oppressive horrors of the afab body
trans guy with handle “the josh man”: tgirl titties 🤤
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blasphemy check ! what’s the first tweet to show up when you search God on your page
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we need to start talking about trans butch invisibility
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last april i spent a whole night making out with a gorgeous old money french girl at a skatepark rave. when i finally asked her if she was a lesbian she told me in the most lilting voice imaginable “i love men, i love women. mainly i just love beautiful people”
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flirting with cis women is easy
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it’s interesting how anti-pretension so quickly becomes fascistic disdain for the avant-garde and that which does not easily lend itself to understanding… it’s almost as if adorno was on to something. maybe being an elitist prick is… good sometimes??
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@bimbotheory
check out this photo from the mugler exhibit at the brooklyn museum in comparison
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we’re trans lesbians. of course we’re going to have ill advised sex with our friends
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bro faceapp masculinized my pfp and didn’t remove the watermark i’m deadddd
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the number of grown adults who still have a resentful high school nerd view of people who enjoy partying, raving, etc. is so fucking disheartening (and pathetic)
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irreversible damage: the detrans craze seducing our daughters
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groundbreaking and incisive observation. a work of posting scholarship.
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look at the state of my humanities departments dawg
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he was so right for this
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Of course that’s your contention. You’re an undergraduate leftist. You just finished reading History of the Russian Revolution and are convinced that a properly organized vanguard party, led by downwardly-mobile college-educated adults, can imbue a significant portion …
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american filmmaking of the 70s and early 80s had a lot of this intense, frenetic, sweaty, neurotic masculinity that you don’t see much of anymore outside of like… safdie brothers’ movies
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fuck it, i’m making a thread.
“goth girls with latina bmi’s” is one of the craziest combinations of five words i’ve ever read
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mid-30s bob cut lesbian at dive bar: hey, are you okay? do you have some kind of condition i should know about??
me, wide eyed attempting to perform jedi mind tricks for the past 5 minutes: you feel your maternal instincts activating.. you WILL groom me
…i really need older lesbians to stop messing around with young girls. this will never not be predatory to me. idgaf if you’re both women or the legality of age, being damn near 30+ yo with someone fresh out of hs is a big, big side eye from me.
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biology doesn’t lie: women be shopping
If you are a woman in the UK you might come face to face with these 3 TIMs in the women's bathrooms of your shopping mall.
They go shopping in group now.
Imagine being the only woman in the bathroom with them.
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five years ago i was interning for my congressman back in san diego, listening to brockhampton and the smiths nonstop, and getting pegged on the weekends by a theyfab i met on bumble
5 years ago I quite my job in nyc in marketing for a major apparel firm to research moose and forest relationships in Norway. i knew i needed to do something different, and i thought maybe grad school would help. and maybe i could even figure out why my body felt so wrong.
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complaining about the political labels available on bumble is sooooooo
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them: you better not be serving cunt after inciting obsessive hatred amongst the american right because of a beer-related fiasco
me:
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can i say something
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chaser eminem: my girl’s clocky af, call her attila the hon // doubly bricked up baddie, you know that bulge ain’t a gun
chaser drake: late night, first time we met was discord // said that i was 6’2”, that got your dick hard // told me you was 16, info to discard
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@merylmeiqi
you’re right, it’s not deep. some people are shitty conversationalists and come up with excuses for it!
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it’s disgusting how queer people have so little patience or sympathy for straight trans women justifiably complaining or making jokes about chasers
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The New York Times did a huge article on a 20-person polycule and the quotes are chef kisses.
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judith butler could never
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breaking bread with others is a universal ritual of fraternity and peacemaking so when you ask me for a cig or a bump i shall give it to you freely or not at all. do not sully the sanctity of our exchange with your grubby bill. the money changers had no place in the house of god.
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strong new competitor for the title of worst grindr profile ever
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this is a watershed moment in the trans rights movement tbh
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@hannah__account
this conflation of transfemininity, autism, and complete domination of a conversation is way too fucking common
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reminds me of dylan mulvaney complaining about no one being interested in her. babe, if you stopped acting like a pretty little pet on the internet for white suburban liberal moms then you could probably catch a dick!
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no one’s doing it like me
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new ways of serving cunt are discovered each day in the big apple
Look at this video of someone using a cigarette umbrella outside The Blue Posts in Soho
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the decline of the west
how tf do you even kisss someone for twenty minutes…
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in the lab inventing a trans masc who doesn’t smoke weed
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the problem is that gen z is ridiculously averse to socializing in comparison to previous generations. no one seems to grasp the extent to which tiktok, video games, and porn keep them indoors and atomized. the screen time of the average adolescent former ipad baby is terrifying
Feels kind of bad that a lot of our intergenerational contact with Gen Z is essentially "cringe compilations queer discourse edition" and not like, spending any amount of time around them and seeing what kind of common ground emerges out of that
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TRANNY TUESDAY!!!
transsexuals reply down below and i’ll try to guess your dead name :)
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an incredible once-in-a-generation brain
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mom yelled at me for getting the piercing
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>friend is trying to set me up on a date with a trans mommy domme
>ask if the mommy domme is abusive or reddit
>she doesn’t understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is abusive and what is reddit
>she laughs and says “she’s hot, charlotte”
>go on date
>she’s reddit
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and once the surgeon is finished with your transsexual surgery the nurse will wheel you to your room and call you “he” even though you literally just acquired a vagina
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75 degree nose slope… deschamps-braly. nice.
cheek implants. subtle bone work. rodriguez. okay.
aggressive but natural. keojampa. keep going keep going.
doll aesthetic. high quality. harrison lee. we take those.
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lol
Billie Eilish tells Variety that she would consider going trans:
“I’m curious what it feels like. I just wanna mess around and try new bathrooms and stuff”
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fuck it, we’re klimtposting
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(guy who refuses to go down on his girlfriend voice) yea, i guess you could say i’m a bit of a pillow princess
there is very little more disheartening as a high femme than thinking you can finally break away from cishetero standards of sex, and then experience the same sort of rhetoric from lesbians who aren’t stone who believe that there is a ‘right way’ to have lesbian sex
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apparently going more butch, rather than rendering all men uninterested in me (as i initially feared would be the case), has instead led the men i typically prefer (burly bushwick bi guys, wiry academic types, trans guys who used to be lesbians) to become even more attracted to…
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to everyone i’ve offended with this tweet: i’m so so sorry i promise i’ll never post while taking a shit again i will kill myself in front of you and your family while screaming mf doom’s name in order to redeem myself
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twinks vs. dolls cigarette race: round 2
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it’s so fucking funny how the fascist trajectories of aimee terese, anna k, jack perfume nationalist, etc can be explained almost entirely by their emotional investment in twitter politics and subsequent overreaction to the sometimes annoying and bad takes of leftist irony bros
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feminine anti-intellectualism (embodied archetypically in the bimbo) is a psychosexual coping mechanism developed in response to the increasing stress and loneliness women have been subjected to since the rise of revanchist neoliberalism in the 1970s.
r u guys noticing the rise in anti intellectualism in girls lately like what is that
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they should make a normal school for trans women where you can send trans women to teach them how to act normal in various social situations
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faceless man on the transactional sex app after a handful of messages: will you be my friend :) i’m fully alone :( let’s hang out :) as friends :) cause i have no one else who knows i fuck tr*nnies :(
the trans woman who is wisely suspicious of this bs: no (lol)
some of y’all:…
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this tweet needs to be the banner image for every trans discord server. you want to pass? you want people to desire you? stop talking about europa universalis and make fashion and makeup your new autistic special interests.
Star Wars is gay. Nerd shit. Start caring about something cool, like Martin Margiela. Take your nerd energy and focus it on Martin Margiela. That’s literally how I became hot
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whenever a trans person talks about how all the trans people they encounter mistreat them and they simply can’t make any trans friends because everyone is soooo mean and just doesn’t *get* their gender or doesn’t care about their interests i’m always incredibly suspicious
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huge day for annoying people
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@JHartley2
yeah! i double checked my personal information and privacy settings on there yesterday evening. my phone number isn’t available to my connections so i’m still unsure of how this guy obtained it. deeply worrying.
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trying to make eye contact with other trans girls on the subway like
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i did not get extensive crainofacial surgery and invest my hard earned yuppie wages in expensive fragrances, designer fashion, and niche street wear to be mistaken for a boymoder 😭😭
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okay but testosterone does make it harder to cry. we can be adults about this come on now
I want the trans masculine “T makes it impossible to cry” crowd to consider that maybe they can’t force themselves to cry because they’re happier since their gender affirming medicine is doing its job. 🤭
Just something to ponder on 💞🏳️⚧️
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two thousand years from now wwe will be seen in the same way we see the plays of sophocles
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Bro this is a different strain bro uts a different this is a mommy kink bro this isnt ageplay different strain it’s not weird regression shit just try it I swear bro just let me suck on your tits please bro
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