It’s 1:39am and @SethMacFarlane is still the best looking man on the planet.

Came up on my recommendations in classic 80s movies and all I can think of is @bstolemyremote on @HorrorQueers saying, “Tabitha, does it have a dog? Can I say Cujo? Throw it on the poster!” And then I hear @TracedThurman cackling in my head and my Friday night is complete. 😂

Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.

Listening to @HorrorQueers talk about Crimson Peak and the @StephenKing references are making me hyperventilate. I am deceased. 😂💀.

It’s terrible but all I can think of is ⁦@HorrorQueers⁩ and ⁦@DaxEbaben⁩ talking about “Americans missing Mexico death.” 🤣

My favorite thing @FINALLEVEL has ever said on @lawandordertv: “What, are you planning on gettin’ frisky with the Hamburglar?” I flat out inhaled my (literal) iced tea rewatching that episode. 😂.

Thanks, @Target and/or @UPS for packaging and delivering my wine glasses so carefully. 🙄 @AskTarget

Oh, God. It’s finally happened. He’s turned into a full AI bot.

Honestly, @criminalminds should make this season an entirely new series and call it “David Rossi Unchained.” No one drops an F-bomb like @JoeMantegna (see also: Eye For an Eye). #CriminalMindsEvolution.

Nothing will ever feel more like the start of the holidays than watching Miracle on 34th Street with @DylanMcDermott and @MaraWilson. This movie never ceases to make my heart happy even when I’m lonelier than ever.

How is it possible for @jasonsfolly to be such a lovely person and yet play the most terrifying and atrocious villains? PS I submit that Col. Tavington is more evil and brutal than Lucius Malfoy could ever dream of being.

I used to try to goad @tedcruz into blocking me. Then I switched to reminding @DonaldJTrumpJr that his dad won’t ever love him which hasn’t earned me a block from him, either. But now I guess it’s time to turn toward @elonmusk, which seems like less of a challenge. 🤷‍♀️.

Dear @taylorswift13: have you been reading my diary? I cried for over a year hoping he’d change, before I walked away. Even at 37, with a successful career and a full life, this hit me as hard as it would at 25. Thank you for giving voice to my hurt.

The next time some GOP member complains about how celebs should stay out of politics, remind them that the following celebs were in politics and also Republicans: Reagan. Omarosa. Sonny Bono. Arnold. Jesse Ventura. Dr Oz. Caitlin Jenner. We have Al Franken and Clay Aiken.

All I really want in life is a man who has a voice like @SethMacFarlane. And by that I mean his own, not Peter Griffin’s. 😂.

Dear @bathbodyworks: your assembly/packaging department didn’t understand the assignment.

Dear @Amazon: when delivery instructions say, "leave on porch behind brick wall," why would you leave it at an obviously unoccupied house (where literally half the house has no windows installed and a ton of siding ripped apart) by a broken basement window?

Fell asleep listening to @HorrorQueers. Sometime this morning my neighbor started playing the RENT soundtrack. Ended up in a dream where @TracedThurman and @bstolemyremote were leading a group rendition of Seasons of Love. What is my life?.

God, if I could be any female TV lawyer, I would hands down be Elsbeth Tascioni. @carriepreston makes her brilliant AND kind-hearted. She will randomly compliment your suit and then proceed to decimate you in court.

Sometimes I listen to repeat episodes of @HorrorQueers, and when I get to the episode for The Ruins and @DaxEbaben says, “I’m gonna get in a fight,” I just realize that’s something I say at least five times a day as a lawyer and I’ve never felt so seen.

It really isn’t fair that @MrJoshCharles hasn’t aged at all in like ten Rosh Hashanahs. (Shanah Tovah, sir!).