Hi! My memoir - largely a story of massive self-inflicted problems/partial redemption, etc - is on Kindle for 99p. I don't often push Amazon links because, you know. But with my last book, this was what took it from zero sales to minor success (THREAD) https://t.co/as7VoAcz5X

I am going to hand-deliver three copies of my new novel (which is about people who deliver things) to the winners of the below competition. So there you go.

SIGNED / DEDICATED copies of "One Minute Away", the new novel by Mark Watson @watsoncomedian are available to order from us! It's published in next week, but if you get your order in quick, there's still time to get a dedication from Mark! ORDER HERE https://t.co/AadokELhNK

Happy July reading readers. My @PrimaMag picks this month and there are some great ones! Thank you @lisajewelluk @niccicloke @watsoncomedian Peter Swanson @jopiazza Hattie Williams @eleanorraybooks Adam Roberts some summer reading recommendations feat

I'm about to break so much news I honestly feel like John Simpson. New tour dates (loads), book events (one with Alex Horne), more. If you're not on my mailing list, there's never been a better time in human history to join it. https://t.co/xzB6YNAHFt

SNOOKER CLUB ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE! 🎙️☀️ @SHendry775 & @WatsonComedian are here for your snooker fix all summer long as Snooker Club continues every other Tuesday... We’re starting the summer series TOMORROW with a big one: Hendry’s Top 5 Players of All Time! 👀🐐

SIGNED & DEDICATED copies of "One Minute Away", the new novel by the lovely Mark Watson @watsoncomedian are available to order from us! It's published in July, but you can pre-order a copy from me! #BGBexclusive Here's a link. https://t.co/1146uBLI2r

NEW BOOK. JULY.

A roadmap to move people beyond tents and shelters—this book is essential reading.

This was pretty huge for him, to become champion and meet me within an hour.

SYDNEY: $25 ticket offer is currently underway. It's only until noon tomorrow. For context, Melbourne responded very well to the same promotion. I wouldn't want to stake everything on small-minded parochial rivalries. I'm just saying. https://t.co/x3xbaJwgFm

Who's the best snooker player in the world RIGHT NOW? 🌍🤨 Stephen Hendry has his say. 👇 #SnookerClub | @SHendry775 @WatsonComedian

Melbourne people - they're doing their '$25 tickets for 25 hours' promotion right now. But I forgot to tell you at the start. Still, just over half the 25 hours to go. I'll remind you in the morning, I know it's late, sorry to be in your bedroom, bye. https://t.co/CEy71a6dqX

The new East London theatre is looking incredible. Is it over-ambitious for me to sell that many tickets? Yes. Nonetheless am I doing my tour opener there? Yep. Please do register for priority sales here. https://t.co/0x7AIbkgUu

Respect. Dignity. Honesty. That’s what every client deserves. If your personal injury lawyer robbed you of that, speak out here:

Oh, my book about failure and disappointment is out in paperback. You probably already have it because - well, it was in the news at the time - it was the first book to be bought by every man, woman and child on the planet. But just in case. https://t.co/5Fm0v0cYiz

HUGELY important, I would go so far as to say.

Just in case. Happy holidays to all who, etc.

I would definitely come to this if I was in London (which I am) and liked snooker (which I do, hang on) and wasn’t already going because I am Mark Watson (ah).

On Instagram Live from 9 until, to be fair, 5pm. You can also watch it on YouTube and live on BBC1 (that last bit isn’t true).

IT'S NEW TOURS WEEK! A 🧵

Here are my tour dates (so far) for 2025. If there's no theatre near you, that's likely because the relevant one was too slow to respond. But again I must say, these are the shows SO FAR. Loads more to come. Including Wales/Ireland/your house. https://t.co/hLPBPPDlX8

Amazing effort once again. There are a lot of good kind people out there. Thank you.