"Butt first." -Coffee

@jordanklepper @CruzKayne

And I mean it!

Chicago, @petergrosz and I will be coming to @iochicago on December 1st and 2nd to perform 2 Square and teach some workshops! Tickets are available now. I haven't been back to Chicago since 2020, so I'm excited! Workshop: https://t.co/WL7CZrEftI Shows:

If AI *really* wants to create art, then AI should spend its twenties in an apt it can't afford with 3 other people while AI's parents shoehorn safer career choices into every phone call

.@TaylorSwift13 and @tkelce put their relationship to the ultimate test on a PDA-filled date night in NYC. Catch up on #Colbert's monologue (Taylor’s Version) here: https://t.co/pGduQ1dpmR

A message from Stephen: I always want to be able to do the show the audience deserves, but today Covid had other plans. Taking it day by day and I hope we can all see each other tomorrow night.

This is childish and embarrassing on the part of the AMPTP. They KNOW that actors should be paid streaming residuals. Streaming is how most people watch TV/movies! These petulant hijinks didn't work on the WGA, and they won't work on @sagaftra. Stay strong, #SAGAFTRA

NYC. This Saturday Night! Tix at: https://t.co/OGzhS3zOQC

NYC in less than 2 weeks! https://t.co/OGzhS3zOQC

The Late Show with @StephenAtHome will be BACK with all-new episodes beginning Monday, October 2 at 11:35/10:35c on @CBS! Join our audience in NYC with free tickets here: https://t.co/EVN6ve0Srt 🎟️👏

So great to be back at The Ed Sullivan Theater with my Late Show staff and writers. Can’t wait to see you on Monday!

The WGA and AMPTP have reached a tentative agreement. This was made possible by the enduring solidarity of WGA members and extraordinary support of our union siblings who stood with us for over 146 days. More details coming after contract language is finalized. #WGAstrike

So thankful for my union and all the unions who stood with us on the line. #WGAstrong #UnionStrong

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Once again thinking of the college improv teams at these big time football schools trying to get people to come to their Saturday night shows

Chicagoland! Next Saturday night 9/16! @waltien and I are doing some 2-person improv to raise money to help fight pediatric cancer. If you’re in the area, come see the show and support a wonderful cause!

W/Steve Waltien (Colbert show) and some kool kid from Singapore on the Star Trek/Paramount picket today. Keep it up everyone!