As my life continues its slow march towards death, at least I know tonight, the lemon bars have firmed up nicely and they taste delicious

When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points

Sometimes it’s fun to be annoyed with normal, low stakes awful behavior.

The guy sitting behind me on the train is chewing every last cube of ice in his drink. At least he’s being curtesy and doing it with his mouth open.

Hey @Verizon What is up with your new AI customer service? I've got to be honest, it really stinks. I've been trying to get a hold of you and it keeps having problems. I need to talk to a person!! We use an iPhone for medical purposes and it keeps going to SOS.

A nice relaxing train ride home with a combo of drunk Yankee fans and someone listening to Trump talk on their iPhone at a volume of 10.

Thank you to everyone who donated to my brother Joel’s GoFundMe. The support from you all has been overwhelming. https://t.co/rdUw4PwN2q

Big thumbs down @CNN ! #benshapiro

Finally! A President who “finds out” about contract renewals.

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

What an insane scene outside DC’s Union Station….how is this making anything safer….looks like a damn war zone and people just waiting for Ubers to get home from the train

After the horrible few weeks I just had, The Naked Gun gave me the laughs I needed. It is funny from start to finish. Go see it if you want to feel happy for 1 hour and 25 minutes. @NakedGunMovie #snowman

.@sethmeyers has A LOT of news to share on #ACloserLook

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Thank you! The love I have felt from all of you this past week is amazing. Also, thanks to everyone who has donated to the GoFundMe. I’m having a hard time dealing with this, but I helps me to know that my brother's family will at least be taken care of financially for a while.

Hello Chicago. Unfortunately, I won’t be coming to the IO Improv Fest this weekend. But that doesn’t mean there won’t be a “2 Square” show. Rob Janas, one of the original “4 Square” members, will be performing with @petergrosz Fri and Sat night at 7PM.

Thank you ⁦@Gilliantelling⁩ for letting people know about my wonderful brother Joel. What’s funny is that he would have screen grabbed it, framed it and hung it in his office. @people⁩ Please help Joel’s family if you can. https://t.co/rdUw4PwN2q

I want to thank all my friends, family and even the people I haven’t met for all the kind words, love and support. And thank you to anyone who has donated to help Joel’s family. The love has been overwhelming and fills my heart. https://t.co/yKkc8Jj2Bv

@ShutupLutz is working hard to create change and could use all the support he can get. A donation would be invaluable, but even sharing this campaign makes a difference. Let’s help him succeed!

Everyone take a moment and please think of helping this family. Every little bit helps and we all have been helped in some way during hard times.

My brother Joel unexpectedly passed away this past Thursday. He leaves behind his wife Jenni and his four children that need our support now more than ever. Please consider donating or sharing to help them through this difficult time. https://t.co/yKkc8Jj2Bv