Matty Boom Batty
@vlowgoes
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Yeah I know it's twitter, but fuck you. I can still be nice and sincere, and fuck off if you don't like it.
Joined January 2011
Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower taste like ribs...
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Hey! (with the intention of feeling your body weight on my face)
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I just used algebra to steal a horse. Stay in school, kids.
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Like the shingles virus, I wish I was already inside you.
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I'm only covered in tattoos to balance out the baby voice I use to talk to my cats
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Figuring out women is simple. Just ask yourself what color the letter seven smells like.
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X Marks The Spot For Foreign MAGA Accounts. It’s a Skinner Box folks.
The Top MAGA Trolls on This App Have Been Revealed to Be Foreign Accounts https://t.co/uiOAxWgiMQ
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Some mornings I miss cassette tapes and putting 5 bucks in the tank.
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"You've never heard it till you've heard Eddie Vedder sing it." Such respectful lines by Tom Petty, then he invites Eddie Vedder to stage. There you have a beautiful performance of a song called 'The Waiting' live in 2006. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers and Eddie Vedder,
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Bob Dylan played Van Morrison's Going Down To Bangor as an encore in Belfast tonight.
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Sorry I dip kissed your wife after we scored an empty net goal and sealed the victory.
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Out here doing the Lord's work* *writing tweets that no one will see
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