Scottie Pippstein
@SPippstein
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Tweets and Twitter blockbusters. Our feature presentation: ‘Special Agent Tab Numlock in Operation Copy-Paste.’
Joined February 2020
The sexual tension between the index finger and the like button.
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RT @schumoo: Bring back communal bath houses and get to know your neighbors while washing their back.
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Proposed final tweet: .And in the end, the likes you take are equal to the retweets you make.
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A tweet is merely the continuation of an intrusive thought by other means.
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I wish those obsessed with efficiency cared as much about happiness.
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I am waiting for the justification document of your latest tweet.
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You had all the makings of a 15-follower account, but your career never took off the way it should have.
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Your account is so cool and dry I decided to store my medications in it.
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RT @cheeky__gal: I can’t tell if I need a hug, a nap, or to disappear under mysterious circumstances.
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I feel vertigo when I see an account without a pinned tweet.
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