Hi, just a reminder that if @TheMuppets return in a full series run of #TheMuppetShow, I’d love to also see #MuppetsTonight on @DisneyPlus AND the return of Clifford. Thank you.

Donald Trump is a racist.

If we don’t get a “Heated Ru-valry” skit on S19 of @RuPaulsDragRace, with Connor and Hudson as guest judges, I’m gonna be upset.

It amazes me, having grown up in New England, that we don’t have emergency plans for parking when weather like this hits the city. I’ve been in DC for 15 years, and the fact that they still don’t pre-treat or have plans to ensure streets can be cleared is insane to me. @WashProbs

This shit reaches so much further than clearing sidewalks and and one or two lanes on each street. If there’s still 2 feet of snow from the curb, there’s no way trash collectors can do their jobs and now we’re just living in filth. @WashProbs

The mayor loves to post about how her teams are working really hard to clear the streets, but it’s stuff like this that really emphasizes how unprepared we are. Trash overflowing b/c folks can’t even bring it back home b/c trash hasn’t been picked up in a week. @WashProbs

Forget a caption. Look at how happy nature gets when we’re not there to fuck it up. Reminds me of the pandemi Lovato when people realized nature was healing while we were stuck in the house.

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The only thing safe in the United States right now are the Epstein files.

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON WINNING THE "I CAN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE I'M WARMONGER AND A CLOWN SO I ATTACKED VENEZUELA AND FORCED THEM TO GIVE ME THEIR PRIZE WHICH I WILL BRING TO ALL MY MEETINGS AND WATCH MY CABINET MEMBERS CLAP LIKE CYMBAL-BANGING MONKEY TOYS."

Reminded myself today that @Usher’s most recent album is truly phenomenal. Back in rotation. #ComingHome

DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR

A Gen Z joined the team. Week one. During onboarding, the manager said, “We sometimes stay late during peak periods.” Gen Z nodded. Then asked, “Is that paid… or just expected?” The room went quiet. - No attitude. - No rebellion. - Just a question. Later that day, HR

BREAKING: Gen Z teens are reportedly doxxing their dads as ICE agents on TikTok.

Hey @grok, what was my first tweet ever?

For those keeping track: Trump has torn down a third of the White House, illegally put his name on a national monument, and is working overtime to cover up for a sex trafficker for some reason 🤔. But still no word on lowering grocery, healthcare, and housing prices.

Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!

I need to hear from the girlies! @spicegirls @OfficialMelB @MelanieCmusic @GeriHalliwell @EmmaBunton @victoriabeckham What’s the most UNDERRATED song in the catalog? The one that you think deserves more credit/play time.

I really need someone from @mackenziescott’s camp or #YieldGiving to hear about the school where I work, Duke Ellington School of the Arts in DC. Established in 1974 to provide Black & brown children an opportunity to learn & excel in the arts. We’re struggling w/ funds. 🥴

Speaker Johnson: "People’s faith in the government is at an all time low" Republicans control all 3 branches of the government.