I've seen things you wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate, moments lost in time like tears in rain.

Deep in your wounds are seeds Waiting to grow beautiful flowers. Niti Majethia

🖤𓄿🖤 #𝔗𝔥𝔢ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔄𝔦𝔄𝔯𝔱

She has arrived.

Fall on me like rain

rainforest cafe understood that humans need to feel fear while eating a wedge salad

Sunlit Passage ©Sergiu Ciochină

Anyone who’s ever passed a night in shining armor will tell you it’s no picnic.

The october urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory

Amid this tragedy, we Appalachians thank you for concluding that we are indeed human beings similar to yourselves, though not exactly. Also, get bent.

My seven-year-old asked for a dictionary this week. We went to the bookshop today to buy one. She walked home hugging it, pausing every so often to look up a word, grinning as though she had been given a book of spells, the key to wonders.

[last spritz of perfume in the bottle] "What have I accomplished since the first spritz?"

Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive shame, the shifty hangdog look which announces that an Englishman is about to speak French.

You have to spend a rainy weekend in a caravan with a British celeb, drinking tea and playing board games. Who are you taking?

Nice! Simply the best. @Crazy_ButCute2 named @vertdegrey's tweet the best of the day. The quality we deserve.

Hug your loved ones. Carve protective runes upon their shoes and their weapons so that no swords may bite them, and no foe may take them unawares.

Shadowbanning Punxsutawny Phil

priest: who wrote these chants greg: me ian: no

Sure, if you gaze up at the full moon too long, you’ll dissolve into a silvery cloud of moths, but that’s not why I do it

owl: whom wizard: stop showing off