Bruce Denby
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Instant relief for Xitter sufferers.
Paris, France
Joined June 2009
Drirkpflutz had scaled several Mount Everers, but never Mount Everest.
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Creative new recipes for your backyard barbecue: Meatfish Salad Soup! Add grated Appenzeller and toasted quinoa nuggets for extra zest. Light, hearty summer fare for the cold days ahead!.
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Breaking - Trump decrees America will henceforth be called "MINE" within America and "FUCKYOU" everywhere outside America.
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Jamie had been thrown under the bus so any times, he knew the underside of the vehicle like the palm of his hand. It felt like home down there!.
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DidYouKnow - The refrain of Kool and the Gang's 1973 hit was not Jungle Boogie but Spargeltuchus? You can google it!.
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Rumplert had signed up for classes in Ticklish as a Second Body Language (TASBL) but after seven weeks still only scored 345 out of 800!.
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Domodossola Prunespoon is here, Effendi. Horseradish schnapps at 20 paces?.
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I think this is my favorite post of the year:. Horsefritz was judged the most irrelevant person in the world, but unfortunately the notoriety of the title made him ineligible for it, and once again he fell into oblivion.
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Yabbut I was so much older then.That was then, this is now. - Bob de Laine.
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Horsefritz was judged the most irrelevant person in the world, but unfortunately the notoriety of the title made him ineligible for it, and once again he fell into oblivion.
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"I think we need to make a distinction here between biopic and biofilm," suggested Dratwulster.
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It's a great film, kind of immuable. You can watch it forward, backwards, in random snatches here and there. You could even watch it two times in a row and it would still be just as entertaining.
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"Who would live a log shall dialog," said the tree to the branch. "So you better start talking.".
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DidYouKnow - In China, according to tradition, the Party Chairman's trousers are held up with "Mao-straps"? Really!.
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