James Eldridge🌴🪼author of The Pacific Chronicles
@vancomycin87
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Award-winning author of The Pacific Chronicles & Hounds of War | USAF Medic Veteran | Industrial Project Manager | Dad of 6 from Hawaii 🌊🐟🦀
Bentonville, AR
Joined March 2021
@realgirl_fieri We bought our 3 year-old the legit Elsa costume but she insisted on wearing her Elsa nightgown instead. I don’t make the rules and I clearly don’t even enforce them
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when you have six kids it’s like “where did that goose egg appear on our toddler?” “the kids said he fell last night in front of you?” “maybe, but that’s surprising, i didn’t notice it last night when i put him down” “it was there when he woke up this morning” “huh”
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guys love when you ask them: “what are you eating?” and they get to explain why it’s such a good meal
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Maybe the most jarring aspect of this is that behaviorally, children largely do just fine when not trained to be on iPads or phones at meals. It’s minimal discomfort and developmentally far more healthy at every age to not direct pipeline sewage into their minds.
A RIDICULOUS way to parent… I would die before setting an iPad in front of my child in public. Lazy.
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not to brag but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.
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guys like this who can play it off straight are endlessly funny
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Sam Altman is giving off mad SBF vibes right now the way he’s answering questions and far out-kicking his coverage.
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Grok just made me $3000 in 30 minutes. My 2012 Tundra was totaled in an accident (I was not at fault). When I received the settlement letter, the insurance company had lowballed the value of the truck. So I uploaded the offer into Grok, and asked it: “My 2012 tundra was
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Still my favorite tweet from the current second-time President of the United States.
@Lord_Sugar Dopey Sugar--because it was open all season long--you can't play golf in the snow, you stupid ass.
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my son (small) met another boy and was genuinely surprised they both like construction equipment. he has no awareness this is an archetypal boy quality. in his mind, he just met another dude into his exact hobby. hit the jackpot: wow, you also like bulldozers. how lucky we met.
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Wild to see the Northern Lights in Northwest Arkansas.
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every large church worship team has -someone who walks forward and backwards -a person who hollers “woooo!” at particularly inspired lyrics -someone who superglues their feet to the floor and sways side-to-side -a dude wearing jeans that are far too tight
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i don’t get it. why would someone click on this show. who is their demographic?
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even @jk_rowling agrees this joke is absolute fire
if harry potter came out in 2025 youd get sorted into one of these 4 houses
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how the hell have i NEVER KNOWN THIS EXISTED UNTIL TODA I’M 37
While it’s definitely hard to win, it’s incredibly difficult to master. The World Figure 8 3-Hour Endurance Championship at the Indianapolis Speedrome. 3 Hours of nonstop crossover action, with drivers making over 800 trips through the “intersection” on average in a race.
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lol somebody at my work is straight up in denial
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you can just do stuff you think would be cool
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A funny thing about Gavin Newsom’s lie about playing college baseball is that he got his best friend, Doug Hendrickson, to vouch for it. Politico once repeated the story uncritically, describing Hendrickson as “one of Newsom’s longtime friends, whom he met playing college
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