Amber Oslie
@vancityamber
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Music addict. Craft Beer Lover. Foodie. Spontaneous solo dance party expert. #YVR #604 🎶🍻💃🏻🎶
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined April 2011
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Change starts with us as individuals. If one individual becomes more compassionate it will influence others and so we will change the world.
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Y’all better get those final words out asap. It seems that @elonmusk has activated his master plan. Here’s some video footage: #RIPTwitter
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Elon when asked what he plans to do with @Twitter after the sale is finalized: @elonmusk #RIPTwitter
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On the plus side, this is probs a great time to buy ad space #RIPTwitter #firesale @elonmusk #BlackFriday
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So let me get this straight… an eccentric creative billionaire doesn’t seem to understand basic HR policy or practices while taking over another massive corporation and people are surprised thar it all goes to shite? Got it. #RIPTwitter @elonmusk
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Hey @elonmusk can you do ticketmonster next? Here’s some video footage of my experiences with them the past couple years (I’m the one in purple): @Ticketmaster #RIPTwitter
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If Elon needs to sweeten the pot for new hires, I hear there’s always money in the banana stand @elonmusk #RIPTwitter
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If I ran the Tweeter I’d let people add personalized wallpaper & soundtracks to their pages… make it a really custom experience like nothing we’ve ever seen before! @elonmusk you might consider these upgrades. Here’s a photo of me for your reference: #RIPTwitter
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“He folded faster than the overnight crew at the Gap” 👕🤣. I legit LOL’d at this one @JoshMankiewicz Oh criminals are so stupid 🤣🤣🤣 @DatelineNBC #dateline
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So @netflix “”solution”” to reduced subscription count is to INCREASE costs & REDUCE content? 🤔 I guess when they say @NetflixIsAJoke this is what they really mean. 💰🐮 Sounds like it’s time for the rest of us to cancel our subscriptions also @Netflix_CA #NetflixIsAJoke
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Oh my GAWD this story is insane. INSANE! @dateline_keith is the absolute King for holding Leah Askey accountable for her pathetic choices. He didn’t let her get away with the barrage of absurd theories and lies. Now let her sleep in the bed she made. Well done Keith!🔥
Well, ok, 10:01/9:01 to be picky and precise. You won’t regret it👇
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Oh, and btw @PurolatorInc it does NOT matter what the contents of the package are or when I “actually” need it based on your opinion… do your literal ONE job 😡 People, if you are sending packages and want them to actually get delivered, please use literally any other company 🤦♀️
I mean, EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME 👏 without exception, there is a problem. Never in the history of me getting packages has @PurolatorInc ever gotten it right or had things go smoothly. And the “”reasons”” (*cough*excuses*cough*) they give for the delays are laughable… #lies
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Oh and their “solutions”… @PurolatorInc ,man I don’t work for you! No I’m not going to the airport to pick up my package which YOU ARE BEING PAID TO DELIVER!! No I’m currently not looking for additional volunteer opportunities. 👏 STOP MAKING IT MY JOB to do your job! 👏😡
I mean, EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME 👏 without exception, there is a problem. Never in the history of me getting packages has @PurolatorInc ever gotten it right or had things go smoothly. And the “”reasons”” (*cough*excuses*cough*) they give for the delays are laughable… #lies
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I mean, EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME 👏 without exception, there is a problem. Never in the history of me getting packages has @PurolatorInc ever gotten it right or had things go smoothly. And the “”reasons”” (*cough*excuses*cough*) they give for the delays are laughable… #lies
I really wish businesses would stop using @PurolatorInc as their “delivery” partner. Their entire business model is to deliver packages, yet they can’t seem to get that basic part right. And they’ve had over 50 years to figure it out. It’s just brutal. Every single time. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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I really wish businesses would stop using @PurolatorInc as their “delivery” partner. Their entire business model is to deliver packages, yet they can’t seem to get that basic part right. And they’ve had over 50 years to figure it out. It’s just brutal. Every single time. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Hey @VancityReynolds … mebbe you should finally mix up your obviously faltering “career” and get into the music game… I have ideas 💡 #reynoldsrap . Follow me for more stellar career advice 🙌 . #mintmobile #maximumeffort @MaximumEffort
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And @normmacdonald just kept banging on about the damn moth 🤣🤣🤣 Rest well Norm ❤️
The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television.
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I cannot amplify this enough.
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