Val Hauze
@valhauze
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Creative Director, Copywriter I Brand Strategist • Tweets about my gigs, gains, games & grub 👩🏻💻🏋🏻♀️🏈🍽 • Proud #Houstonian + #Gator Fan • Made in MIA
Houston, Texas
Joined December 2011
cancel the super bowl & just give a ring to whoever wins the nfc championship
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I’m probably never going to get over CJ Stroud costing the Texans a free chance at the AFC championship game and a chance at the Super Bowl. Ts is crazy man it was suppose to be the Texans year💔
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You have 16 days to learn Spanish for Bad Bunny's halftime show, don't disappoint me.
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Alex Honnold has officially completed a climb of Taipei 101 in Taiwan which 1,667 feet tall, without a harness, parachute, or any safety gear, finishing in 1 hour and 35 minutes live on Netflix
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my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport
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Cruel and Unusual? Woman Still Has to Work Even Though It’s Cold Outside
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Handing your hometown team, who denied you a walk-on spot, a loss in the National Championship…IN YOUR HOMETOWN (and with class) is truly one of the greatest comeback stories ever. Go off Mendoza.
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The most toxic relationship of all time is me and my favorite sports team.
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Texans could have easily won that game, no question. Unfortunately CJ Stroud lost this game. The front office needs to address this.
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You don’t pay Stroud a dime this offseason. He hasn’t earned it. Will Anderson Jr. on the other hand deserves a key to the city and a lifetime contract.
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My plan for the Texans this offseason…Call the Bengals and offer Stroud for Burrow.
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