Michael Schwab
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Wow, Jeff Luhnow is ripping apart the Astros roster. Here's to 2017
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And 2020 has come full circle...
The Ghana coffin dancers made a video to thank doctors and also warned everyone to "stay home or dance with us."
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This is an AMAZING Rube Goldberg machine.
Whoever filmed this did a heck of a job.
This is a sweet backyard.
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Stephen Curry uninvited by Trump? Does Curry care?
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The Astros now hold the record for eliminating the Yankees from the playoffs more than any other team 🤣🤣🤣
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Phillies fans will want to see this video of Jose Altuve cheating
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Share this with a crying fan. They check him every inning.
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Watch Dusty Baker. He knows they are about to win. And you can see him look down and take a deep breath. He finally gets his ring.
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Mattress Mack Alex Bregman
🤝
Legends with wheelbarrows
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Did you see how the U.S. shot down the Chinese spy balloon???
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Everything about this video is perfect.
The hit. The crowd. The police officer celebrating. Pettis with his arms in the air. Sad Mariners. Orbit with the flag. The Astros photog and video crew. The players going nuts. Dusty's hug.
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Jose Altuve is the ONLY player in MLB history to have 3 go-ahead postseason home runs in the 9th inning or later.
Each time, the Astros won that game.
-Game 2 2017 World Series
-Game 6 2019 ALCS
-Game 5 2023 ALCS
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In 5 years.
Two World Championships.
Four AL Pennants
An MVP, Cy Young winners, Gold Gloves, Silver Sluggers, All-stars.
All mostly homegrown.
The Astros are a dynasty, and every team will try to copy them.
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Astros longtime groundskeeper Willie Berry got to witness the first combined no-hitter in World Series history.
The Astros flew up team employees to the game in Philadelphia. (IG
@JuliaMorales
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The population of Greater Houston is around 7.2 million people.
An estimated 2 million people showed up to the Astros World Series parade.
That means 28% of the Houston area celebrated the Astros downtown today 😳
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Houston
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Thinking about the moment that Dusty Baker won his first World Series as a manager.
He calmly sat, took a breath, wrote the final out, and was rushed by his team.
Thank you Dusty 🫡
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The fact that the White House hasn't acknowledged the millions of people marching today is staggering. Not one word
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I figured out what Bryce Harper said to Alec Bohm before he hit a homer off Lance McCullers Jr.
Phillies were doing something very sneaky. Watch and listen to my commentary.
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The Astros are the bad guys…
They sign a retired manager and give him a chance to thrive.
They develop and support prospects over paying big free agent prices.
They give housing to minor leaguers.
They value international players.
I mean, that’s so evil… right?
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HE WAS STEPPING TOWARDS HOME.
He has to finish the pitch. This is a FREAKING balk.
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How does Houston do World Series parades?
We have a freaking NASA Land Rover driving around. (photo
@AstrosFrance
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Mattress Mack is throwing out the ceremonial first pitch tomorrow!!
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Phillies fan: "OMG Altuve is signaling the batter or something bad. He's cheating"
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Astros fans, I have a favor to ask.
We need every Astros fan on their feet giving Altuve a standing ovation at his first at-bat.
Make every Apple Watch have an excessive noise notification.
Make ears hurt.
Please let Jose Altuve know he's the greatest Astro of all time.
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A fan yelled "cheater" then Bregman smacked in 2 runs
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Here it is!!!
The first no-hitter by a left handed pitcher in Astros history.
Framber Valdez!!!
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In 2016, Jose Altuve was a triple from the cycle... He triped, not tripled.
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One of the greatest plays in Astros ALCS history, thank you Uncle Mike
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The Astros were down 2-1 to the Red Sox in the 2021 ALCS.
Houston went on to win two in Boston and game 6 at home.
Not time to lose hope.
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Cheers to you Carlos Correa. Truly an exceptional player. We hope to see you with the Astros next year 👊
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88% chance of rain in Houston for game 1.
If only Minute Maid Park had a roof to prevent a postponement.
OH WAIT
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This was tough to watch. Correa had a moment on the field before the game to wave at fans, because this could be his last regular season game at home in Minute Maid Park.
#PayTheMan
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Back in 2022, Julio Rodriquez hit a home run off Hector Neris and celebrated all around the bases.
That might have left a bad taste in Neris's mouth.
Tonight, Neris told JRod to sit down.
Here are both videos.
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I don't want to see Diaz or Mancini anymore this series.
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The Astros announced that Geoff Blum, Todd Kalas, Julia Morales, Robert Ford, Steve Sparks, Francisco Romero, and Alex Treviño will be returning for the 2023 season!!!!!!!!!
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The Astros are dancing with brooms. Incredible. Sweep sweep sweep.
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Happy Father's Day to Jose Altuve, from his children: The Yankees
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The Astros are the first AL team in MLB history to reach 7 straight ALCS.
Dynasty.
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Alex Bregman, Carlos Correa, and Lance McCullers Jr (not pictured) are at the UFC fight tonight (📸
@zzCompean
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For the first time in MLB history, the state of Texas will host all games of the ALCS in a postseason.
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Yordan Alvarez was robbed of his All-Star selection. Facts.
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RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!! RANGERS LOSE!!!!!
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This hurts. I'm conflicted because I am excited for Peña, but Correa celebrating these in Houston would be exceptional. Congratulations Carlos
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Lance McCullers Jr and Reggie Jackson appeared in the new Travis Scott short video, "Don't Get Caught"
These Cactus Jack jerseys are wow.
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When they say the Silver Boot doesn’t matter, show them this.
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On a Tuesday night in 1993, Dusty Baker got his first win as a manager. There was a Peña, Jeremy's dad, in the opposing team's lineup.
On a Tuesday night, 29 years and 2,000 wins later, there was a Peña again in a lineup.
Father and son with 2 hits each - 29 years apart.
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Several players have come forward publicly to say that multiple teams were cheating with enhanced sign-stealing schemes, that the Astros were scapegoated.
Here's a thread of players:
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Astros trade for Justin Verlander and then Framber Valdez throws a no-hitter.
League is screwed.
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Correa told Tucker to pause so he could celebrate with Altuve first and then get the party going
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Happy 4 year anniversary to when
@lmccullers43
threw 24 straight curveballs to destroy the Yankees and push the Astros to their second World Series
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Seeing Justin Verlander slap the dugout rail in celebration with an Astros hat on
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Josh Donaldson looking right in October.
Aaron Judge looking right in May.
Something fishy is going on with the Yankees.
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Yordan Alvarez’s 450 ft game 6 home run would have been a homer in ALL MLB parks.
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Three years ago today, the Astros hit 5 home runs off Mike Fiers.
This is probably the moment that Fiers decided to rat on the team.
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