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TIME Person of the Year 2006. Recently voted the worst dressed sentient being in the universe for the seventh time running

25, he/him, @manutd @mclarenf1
Joined July 2013
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@utdBrett
Brett
@utdBrett
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The Decade in Football, 2010-2019.
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Wow guess you don't need a striker after all @LFC.
@ClassLFC
Class Liverpool
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🚨: Liverpool are currently playing a closed doors friendly vs Stoke City, leading 4-0 at half time. Darwin Nunez had scored a hat trick, with Rio Ngumoha scoring one. A weaker side is being used for the second half. (@ClassLFC)
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Is Usyk going to just beat up the whole population of Britain 1 guy at a time.
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DHGate will be seeing me.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Marcus Rashford to Barcelona, here we go! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. Verbal agreement in principle between all parties involved with Barça planning for medical tests next days. Loan deal with buy option, details being finalised today then Man Utd will authorize his travel to Spain. ✈��
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Stopped calling them "Flamengo U20s" after the 4th goal hahahaha.
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Bayer 04 Leverkusen
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Another for Flamengo. 45+4' | 4-0 | #FLAB04 | #esquentaB04.
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Don't think I've seen one since the 2018(?) Copa Libertadores final.
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They need to start awarding indirect free kicks in the box for things again.
@AsakyGRN
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍
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Only Ronaldo has been able to score from a free kick like this inside the box.
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If Ekitike is going to Liverpool and Isak is still open to leaving. We need to try and beat whatever stupid amount of money Al-Hilal would pay him.
@Santi_J_FM
Santi Aouna
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🚨⚪️⚫️🇸🇪 #PL |. ❗️Understand Alexander Isak has given initial green light to start discussion for Al-Hilal 🇸🇦. ➡️ Talks ongoing between the Saudi club and his agents. 👀 More to follow.
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He's always 1 minute behind 😭
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I bet Fabrizio is out there doing the same thing as us and refreshing Ornsteins page for Mbuemo.
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RT @EliErlick: This is the end result of anti-trans bigotry: more harassment of girls and women, more policing of gender roles, more gender….
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RT @jambo__fett: They are. But it’s because they’re playing against United.
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RT @knicks_tape99: CEO of astronomer in his meetings today
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Be warned, this is our final bid! 😤 unless you say no, then we might go higher. Please don't do that tho 🥺.
@JacobsBen
Ben Jacobs
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Manchester United consider their third bid for Bryan Mbeumo as 'final'. Prepared to engage around if it not outright accepted, but not anticipating going significantly above their latest valuation. Bryan Mbeumo has also indicated again he wants to leave.🐝.
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(Lee Gunner voice) What phase are the Epstein files in??????.
@John_Vanture
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@LibertyCappy Where is phase 2?
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How about shooting the target on the pitch.
@ManUtd
Manchester United
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Our 2025/26 away kit shoot, through the eyes of Josh Zirkzee 🤳😮‍💨. 🤝 @Snapdragon. #ShotOnSnapdragon.
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The ritual sacrifice of a dozen office staff.
@TheFergusonWay
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INEOS, what's your response to Liverpool getting Isak and Wirtz??.
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Somehow this has become my most liked tweet of all time.
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Prince George had some money on Alcaraz
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RT @carminananaman: Prince George watching Wimbledon:
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What kinda Game of Thrones arse birthday party is he having.
@NikolasV0
Nikolas
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a bus of dwarves. lock him up man.
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He's next to Liam Gallagher in a class of very successful people who nevertheless missed their true calling as a comedian.
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