and don't forget i'm just a girl. standing in front of a professor. asking them to grade my work nicely

Matt Rife looks like the beast after the spell is broken. You can't convince me otherwise.

Having the urge to find hinge candidates moms and let them know their sons ✨sometimes✨ do pills

I identify as millennial Z because I'm a 90s baby but i missed the cut off by 7 months and I still have to urban dictionary a lot of gen Z slang. Thank Yew

I need a love like Bob and Linda @BobsBurgersFOX

One of my toxic traits is having three boxes of different shaped pastas open at a time

When someone repeatedly shows you how much or how little of a priority you are to them, believe them.

hold up WHAT

God had absolutely no right making Jacob eldori this fine... NO RIGHT 😤

Self care is remembering to take your meds/birth control while crying over a boy

Love how me and my roommate are over here both in bed by 10pm

Also drinking non tea beverages in my prettiest mugs is my favorite thing

Being an adult is realizing you can make pasta at 10:30pm and no one can tell you otherwise

Trying to decide if it's cruel to my upstairs neighbors and roommate if I make my 6:45an google home alarm song In Da Club

Me every morning hitting snooze

I feel like bugs are so dumb when they are stuck in a building. Like you have whole other rooms to explore, some of which have food and an exit, but instead you're flying around the same four walls running into the same window every other minute.

why did i make this

Today I've been calling my doctors office trying to find a new doctor because I'm no longer in pediatrics and all of these poor scheduling people can definitely tell this is one of the first times my mum hasn't called for me 🤭