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professional eye roller
Joined January 2025
I talk a lot of shit for someone who likes their towels folded in a certain way.
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For a small fee Iโll come over and punch you in the throat. I canโt be doing it for free anymore so please stop asking
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Pretty sure I got shadowbanned when I sold my tesla
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I am at my proudest during the work day when the motion sensor lights turn off while I'm still at my desk.
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Sorry I laughed when I saw you put my rectal thermometer in your mouth.
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What's next, intelligent one? Gonna stick out your tongue and go na na na?
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My boyfriendโs nickname for me is Dyson.... because I suck well and his dog is absolutely petrified of me.
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If you ever think I'm being rude, its just your conscience talking. Fix that shit.
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You can't love me I'm a dreamer
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There's a difference between ticking things off a to-do list and Ticking Things Off: A To-Do List. I'm all about the latter.
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Simmer down. โWarms the cocklesโ doesnโt mean what you think it does, Twitter
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At least we're on track to live in the 'Terminator' world by 2029 so good job dickheads
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