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@calidaysay
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I don’t open my DM’s. Happily taken. ♒️
Joined June 2009
Clarity arrives when the mind stops clinging to the story it's creating .💯
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A person is not truly wealthy till they have the most important things - things that money cannot buy.
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Did ur situationship tell u good morning or do I have to do it
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Men used to be less picky. Songs were like, “she’s got legs”
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Welcome to 2025: we don’t have flying cars but we do have thongs with fake pubic hair.
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The moment communication dies, assumptions take over — and that’s how most relationships fall apart.
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I have nothing in common with people who take obvious parody tweets seriously.
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If I say look and you're not looking, then fuck you, I'm not showing you anymore.
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Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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